"Ho Ho Ho! And what's your name young man?"
"Gandalf it's me Pippin, why are you wearing red? .. and you've put on some weight!"
"Don't be shy! Come sit on my lap and tell me what you would like."
"Erm I'd like you to start explaining your behaviour you're acting very weird even for a wizard and since when did you want me to sit on your lap? - that's very worrying!"
"Have you been a good boy this year?"
"Well I suppose so, if you don't count raiding farmer Maggot's mushroom crop, playing tricks on my sister oh! And going off on an adventure with cousins Merry and Frodo, getting drunk on beer that comes in pints, dropping stuff down a well and waking a Balrog and looking into the Palantir…but you know all this stuff.
"Would you like a present from under the tree?"
"It's not going to start moving and talking is it? I mean Treebeard was Ok but it's very spooky when vegetation starts getting sentient can you imagine a clever Venus flytrap? We could be in serious trouble there."
"Perhaps you would like to talk to Rudolf?"
"Great! Venison!"
