-1Narrator: Are you stubborn? You can't admit that your wrong….ever? And no matter what…you have trouble saying I love you?
Inuyasha: Well hey! When you say it like that…
Narrator: Seriously you need some help….let me help you with your relationship problems and…
Inuyasha: WHAT RELATIONSHIP?! WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SECOND BASE YET!
Narrator: That doesn't mean that you don't love each other….anyway…are you just gonna sit here like a bump on a log and let your woman be mad at you forever?
Inuyasha: Well…actually she has a right to be mad at me….
Narrator: Oh hell no! Don't tell me your guilty now for laying your hands on that walking corpse?
Inuyasha: SHHH! Why'd you tell everyone ya big mouth? Now I'm gonna get angry fan letters again!
Narrator: Hey everybody Inuyasha made-out with Kikyo! And then he was so stupid he let Kagome find them and then…
Inuyasha; Why….you…if you don't shut up….I WILL BRAKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR PITIFUL BLONDE HEADED HUMAN BODY!!!
Narrator: Umm…I know…your thanking me already because I am such a wonderful person. You just have trouble saying things like that…wait a minute what are you doing? Is that Tetsuaiga? Did it just transform? AHHHH!!
Strategy 1: After calming Inuyasha down and escaping death I explained one of the easiest ways for someone like him to say that he loves this "person" who is mad at him and that he is sorry. This is called the flower strategy. Flowers are beautiful and appealing to the female eye. Giving someone flowers is one way to say that you are sorry. Whenever you see a guy walk out of the flower store with a bouquet of flowers it obviously means he did something wrong and he bought them for his girlfriend. I told Inuyasha to pick out flowers himself because he would know what Kagome would like. Lets see what the result is….
IN THE FEUDAL ERA: Inuyasha walked to the well with a handful of wildflowers in his hand. He had a big smile on his face. He jumped down the well and climbed out. He walked up to Kagome's house, placed the flowers at the door step, rang the door bell and ran. Kagome opened the door and looked around. She didn't see anyone so she looked down and saw beautiful flowers at her feet. Kagome was so delighted she bent down to pick them down and….
"OUCH!!"
BACK TO ME AND INUYASHA:
Narrator: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: What…
Narrator: Let me see your hand please.
Inuyasha: Ok…fine..
Narrator: What's that?
Inuyasha: What's what?
Narrator: Those red marks on your hand.
Inuyasha: I don't know…
Narrator: There was thorns on those flowers…I wonder how you got all those little cuts on your hand…
Inuyasha: I guess I didn't feel it.
Narrator: Didn't…feel…thorns piercing YOUR FUCKING HAND?!
Inuyasha: I'm not all human like you.
Narrator: You can't tell me that you can't feel pain on your hand….it's just impossible..
Inuyasha: Ouch! YOUR CRUSHING MY HAND! STOP!!
Narrator: I, the love doctor will not be made a fool of with an example of an idiot pupil like you! YOU HEAR ME?!
Inuyasha: Yes, Master. Can you let go of my hand now?
Narrator: Sure…and keep up the Master thing. I like it.
