OMG I MADE A SEQUEL

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Don't worry ill take all the blame for handing out the crack

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'YEAR LATER'

"Oh my god I think im pregnant, yeah."

"Shut up hoe your not pregnant you're a guy so quit being a pansy."

Deidara pouted "Im not Sakura im serious I think im pregnant, yeah!"

Sakura sighed and lifted up Deidara's shirt to see a small bulge, its nothing not even anorexic girls would be overdramatic about something like this.

"You're not pregnant your only using it as an excuse because you've been sneaking those extra serving of cakes." Tobi said in a matter-of-fact tone

Sakura nodded "Now sit by me fatty so I can resume eating my toast."

Deidara sat beside her on the dining room table in the kitchen with Kisame, Tobi, and Itachi.

"If im so fat then why don't you just break up with me then, yeah?"

Sakura took a bite out of toast "Because you're a sexy fat guy."

Kisame whipped his mouth before saying "You two are a perfect match then both of you are fat."

Sakura's jaw dropped "Im NOT FAT!"

Just then the leader walked in and glared at everyone sitting at the table "Okay who told Sakura she was fat? I thought I told you not to tell her she can be so emotional."

Sakura's eye twitched and threw pancakes at leader "IM NOT FAT!!!"

Itachi shook his head then turned to Kisame "How sad the first stage of getting fat is denial."

Sakura huffed and crossed her arms "You guys suck."

Sakura got up and left the kitchen, but came back and got her toast then going into her shared room with Deidara trailing behind her.

Once when Sakura came in she saw the fat squirrel that used to stalker her bolt out the window.

Sakura turned to Mini P "What the heck was he doing here?" Mini P just made bubbles with it's mouth "Oh I see I knew it I knew you were a whore! You just have that face!"

Mini P swam to the top eating his rainbow flakes while Sakura shook her head "Great my mino's a whore."

Sakura laid on the king sized bed and finished eating her toast.

Deidara sat beside her and ran his hands through her hair "Its okay you're not fat, yeah"

Sakura nodded and smiled "I know but Tobi and Itachi will feel bad about making me 'upset' and they'll go buy me stuff."

Deidara snickered oh how his lovely lover is so devious.

Deidara straddled her hips and gave a perverted smirk "Well then why don't we start off where we were before breakfast yeah."

Sakura mimicked his smirk and ran her hands under his shirt it would've come off too if it wasn't interrupted by loud knocking.

"Hey Sakura, Deidara stop having butt sex and get down here we got a mission."

Sakura sighed and cursed Kisame to be trapped within Lee's mind forever.

Sakura tried to get up only to have Deidara push her back down.

Deidara willged his eyebrows suggestively, but reluctantly Sakura pushed him off of her making him fall off of bed and hit his head on the ground.

Sakura squatted in front of Deidara who was sitting cross-legged rubbing his head, Sakura kissed his nose lightly and stood up and waited by the doorframe for Deidara to hurry up.

Once when Sakura and Deidara got down in the living room everyone was there.

"About time you two what were you doing experimenting with chocolate syrup."

Sakura put on her Akatsuki cloak while saying "Nope today was whip cream and chocolate sundae ice cream."

Kisame's eye twitched "Why must you defile good food!"

Itachi coughed "Anyway, what is this mission about?"

Leader nodded his head "There's ninjas spotted in our territory drive them out Itachi and Kisame take north, Tobi and Goro take south;

And of course Deidara and Sakura take west."

(I had them go west becuz that's my last name! Its true not even a joke plus goro is gonna be my very own made up Akatsuki member YAY!)

Deidara and Sakura were traveling west when they came in contact with three people they thought they'd never see again.

"SAKURA-CHAN IS THAT YOU!?"

"Naruto, Kakashi, and Sasuke! What're you doing here?"

Sasuke glared at Sakura "What're you doing with Akatsuki."

Kakashi put a hand on Sasuke's shoulder calming him down while saying "Sakura we thought you died, there was no sign of your body or anything."

Sakura shook her head "Nope not dead learning how to live life to it's fullest."

Deidara smirked "That and getting laid, yeah."

Sasuke glared at Deidara before coming up to Sakura and taking her hand "Don't worry sweet Cherry Blossom im here to save you, I know you still want me"

Sakura shook her hand away quickly and jumped a few feet away from him to get distance "Eww you're right I WANT YOU TO GO AWAY! Infact I want all of you to go away so I can get back to the base and go to bed."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow "But it's twelve in the morning."

Deidara smirked and put his hands around Sakura's waist "Who said we were sleeping in bed, yeah."

Sasuke glared at Sakura "You traitor."

Sakura's jaw dropped and pointed an accusing finger at Sasuke "Me traitor at least I didn't go with a gay guy just to get butt raped, and anyways what are you doing here you're suppose to be dead!"

"He was suppose to be but we found him near death but alive." Naruto said still confused about the whole thing.

Sakura nodded her head in understanding.

Just then there was rustling in the leaves one moron fell face first in dirt while the other two walked out of the woods calmly.

"Itachi, I'll kill you!" Of course Sasuke.

Tobi and Itachi walked out of the bushes while Kisame was the dumbass that fell.

Sakura rubbed the back of her head sheepishly smiling at her three companions "Think you three can handle them me and Deidara wanna get to base before the surprise party."

Itachi nodded his head "What surprise party?"

Sakura looked over her shoulder and smiled "Don't be so silly the surprise party that's suppose to be a surprise!"

Kisame and Tobi sweat dropped.

Deidara and Sakura were jumping tree branch to tree branch when Deidara asked, "So who's the party for, yeah?"

Sakura shrugged "I just want to have a reason to drink until I puke or pass out maybe both."

Deidara nodded in understanding and resumed leaping.

Sakura then thought of something "Hey Fuzzy-chan what's the date."

"October fifth its gonna get cold soon, yeah"

Sakura's eyes widen "Oh shit."

Sakura then made hand seals and poofed off.

Deidara looked around franticly "Where'd you go, yeah? Sakura-chan damnit, yeah."

Deidara made hand seals also and poofed off after Sakura.

Sakura was in the bathroom she quickly pulled down her pants and her underwear.

Looking for blood on them she always started on the third and if it was the fifth like Deidara said then she would be two days late on her period.

No Blood.

Sakura began to panic then concentrating chakra in her hand she put it on her stomach confirming that there was another life nesting in there and she was pretty sure it wasn't the sushi she had yesterday.

"Uh oh"

There was knocking on the door "Uh oh what are you okay Sakura, yeah?"

Sakura turned towards the door and said "Yeah, im okay I just dropped my pet rock in the toilet."

She heard Deidara ran his hands through his hair "Again im not buying you another one, yeah."

There was silence until "Deidara…"

"Yeah"

"You were joking about not going to buy me another pet rock… right?"

Deidara sighed, "Fine ill buy you another one but THIS IS THE LAST ONE, yeah."

Sakura grinned and pulled up her pants walking out the door "Shweet."

Then Tobi came up "Everyone is in the living room talking except for leader saying if you came in there he was afraid stupidness was contagious."

Sakura pouted, "Stupidness is not contagious you're born with it. Insensitive jerk."

All three walked down the living room seeing only Itachi and Kisame.

"Hey where's Goro?"

Everyone shrugged Sakura began searching with Deidara after two seconds of searching they came back to the living room.

"It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, yeah"

Sakura snorted "More like a cow in a barn."

Kisame snorted and made a circle by curving his fingers on his right hand and using it like a telescope.

"I think you need a bigger telescope, yeah."

Kisame then made a bigger circle using both hands Sakura smirked saying "BIGGER!"

Kisame used his arms to be the top of the telescope and his legs to be the bottom.

Everyone burst out laughing except for Itachi who smirked a little.

Sakura looked under the couch and then under the rug "Ahh I like saying land ho when I see him but I cant find the bitch!"

Goro then walked in, he was a big set guy a buzz cut, dark brown hair and beady black eyes.

HE WAS HUGE!

Sorry he'd even put Chouji's family to shame.

Sakura made a dramatic pose like the one Chinese guy on Godzilla "It's Big Birtha!"

Goro eyed Sakura weirdly before saying "Atleast im not pregnant."

Sakura pouted before saying "Ya well at least im not… SHhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssSSSSSssssssssssSsssssssss"

Everyone stared at Sakura as if she was on dope; Sakura shrugged "I lost train of thought."

Sakura screeched loudly Deidara being overprotected asked, "What is it, yeah?"

"Oh no my friend Ai is signing up for the Philopeno's Palace today and I forgot!"

Kisame raised an eyebrow "Your friends a hooker?"

"Not a hooker a massage therapist."

Kisame snorted, "Ya massage your cock for money is a hooker."

Sakura pointed an accusing finger at Kisame "You're a hooker!"

Everyone sweat dropped except for Itachi as he said, "You're pregnant."

Sakura looked at him blank "Im what?"

"Pregnant"

"Omg I am!"

"Are you?"

"I don't know am I?"

"Im asking you that."

"Asking me what?"

"If you pregnant."

Sakura gasped and pointed an accusing finger at Itachi "How'd you find out!"

Deidara gasped "Your pregnant!"

Sakura looked at him and smiled sheepishly Tobi had stars in his eyes "is it a boy or girl!"

Sakura shrugged "I only found out like twenty seconds ago."

Leader then came out "Found out what?"

"That your daughter and employee Deidara are having sex and now one of them is knocked up."

Leader looked at Sakura disappointedly "You got Deidara knocked up! He was a good worker now because of you he can't work for eight months!"

Sakura whacked him on the head with a stick that had 'Made in Narnia bitch' carved into it "No beka im pregnant!"

Leader rubbed his head and grinned at Deidara "Way to go you got her knocked up" Leader sighed dramatically before saying "You know after I got Sakura's grandma knocked up with her dad I got into an accident now I cant even rip an ant."

Sakura's eye twitched "You guys should be kicked HARD!"

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DUN DUN DUN Sasuke's back and after sakura

Sakura's pregnant

Leader lost his penis

Deidara needs to buy a pet rock

And when will Aslan get back his stick!?

Do you want me to put a LEMON in next chapter?

ANYWAYS what do you think? Im not making another chapter until I get more than five reviews

Sam