MEGABUTTMEN
In some deep and mysterious 8-bit sounded part of the galaxy, the ever so proud Enterprise was carelessly flying around minding its own business…until a few noticeable explosions came around.
In the A.D. 2101, War was beginning!
"What happen!" Cried captain James Tiberius Kirk.
"Someone set up us the bomb!" Answered lieutenant Sulu; being Chinese, his hideous butchering of the English language passed unobserved. "We get signal!" He added.
"What!" His rather distressed white superior said in return.
"Main screen turn on!" As soon as the lieutenant yelled that, the very familiar image of Kirk's most hated arch-nemesis appeared on the screen. Needless to say, the captain was in shock!
"IT'S YOU!" He definitely was.
"How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us! You're on your way for destruction!" The feared Khan sounded as threatening as a drunk Irish man during St. Patrick day… therefore even drunker.
"What you say!?" Desperation was depicted in the eyes of the good captain.
"You have no chance to survive, make your time! HA HA HA!" And thus, the menacing speech of the vengeful one (who obviously learn to speak English from Sulu's teachers) ended quietly. Unable to contain his rage any longer, Kirk yelled all of his frustration out of his lungs.
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
Then the Enterprise exploded and everybody died.
