Story written by Uchihas Girl, who does not actually own Harry Potter.
In this fic, Snape gets drunk, very drunk, and does some pretty crazy stuff!
Harry Potter walked through the dungeons on his way to potions, his friends Hermione, and Ron were with him. The three of them had been in the Great Hall for lunch right before potions, and heard a rumor that Snape had gotten drunk earlier.
"I wonder if it's true" Ron said
"What" Hermione asked, she admitted, Ron could be random sometimes. She continued to walk down the dungeons.
"Snape being drunk" Ron said as if Hermione was stupid
"Of course its not true!" Hermione burst "a teacher getting drunk! That's not allowed!" the threesome walked into potions class a few minutes later "Shit we're late! Snape's going to be mad!" Hermione whispered to Harry and Ron
"Unless Snape is-" Harry began
"He's not drunk, if that's what your about to say" Hermione snapped, the three teens sat down at a table together. Hermione was about to find out that she was wrong, very wrong…
"Hello class!" Snape said, he had a queer smile, and his voice cracked a little. Hermione looked up at her potions master a bit dazed. She razed her hand, but Snape ignored her "Today we will not be doing any of those things we normally do! Which I don't remember…" the potions master mumbled the last part looking down.
"Professor?" Hermione called out "Professor, what is wrong?"
"He's drunk Hermione" Dean said, he had been sitting next to her, and at first he had been bewildered at Snape's weird personality, but then remembered Fred and George telling him that Snape was indeed drunk
"He can't be drunk! Dumbledore won't allow it!" Hermione whispered loudly, "He's probably under the imperious curse! Or it's someone elts using a polyjuice potion! Remember Professor Moody?" Hermione was expecting Snape to turn back to his normal self any second
"I remember that, but Snape is obviously drunk, nobody using a polyjuice potion would wear pink, even if they were in Snape's body" Ron whispered. Hermione looked up; Snape was indeed wearing pink robes
"Looks like he raided Lockhart's closet" Harry said in between fits of laughter.
"Alright class, put away those ugly black containers, today you won't be needing any of that stuff" Snape said cheerily, he waved his wand at a record player. Justin Timberlake's 'Sexy Back' started playing.
"Snape is really loosing it" Hermione said worriedly, she ran up to her teacher "Are you alright professor?" she asked
"I'm fine ms… um… oh dear, I seemed to have forgotten your name…" Snape said in a worried tone somewhat like hermione's, "Ah, Ms Granger! Well? Aren't you going to dance?"
Hermione looked around the room; the tables had been moved and stacked against a wall and most of the class was dancing. "umm" she said uncomfortably, Harry and Ron were laughing in a corner of the room, Hermione rushed over to them.
"This was the best potions class ever!" Ron laughed.
"Defiantly" Harry agreed.
Hermione sighed and watched the class go crazy, dancing. What teacher would be next? Hopefully not civilized Professor McGonigall!
But however, the next day in Transfiguration; Hermione sighed and watched the entire class dance to Sean Paul's 'We Be Burnin'
So how was it? Did I do a good job?
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