Title: Strip Torture

Author: LivElLittle

Rating: T

A/N: Hmmmmm… alright it's a fact. We ALL hate Dani. At least after that preview. While reading some Dani death pieces, I a few ideas of my own about how exactly she should die. This is my first posted fan fiction, so R&R please be nice because I know its really short and spur of the moment. Oh and I realize that pretty much everyone is OOC.

Disclaimer: Don't own them. Sadly.

Dani Beck walked unsuspectingly into the 16th precinct early one day in her sloppy T-shirt and ill-fitted jeans and was surprised that no one else had yet arrived.

"Hmmm…," she pondered, "No ones here yet. Guess I have time to figure out how to jump my hot new partner. I mean I totally made out with him, even though I had to force him. Uh."

And so she pondered oblivious to the fact that Munch and Fin were situated in an interrogation room very close by. They saw Dani and were ready to put there plan into action.

"I don't know Munch. This is cruel. I wouldn't even put a rapist through this." Fin whispered to the crouched down Munch.

"Elliot may be brainwashed by this bimbo. We need to do this, and we need to do it now! Plus he owes us. It may be a government conspiracy to brainwash…"

"OK! Alright already you crazy old man. Just call him and do it now before Cragen and Elliot get here. This is gonna scar my grandkids."

EOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEO

About 15 minutes later…

Arthur Branch strolled through the precinct doorway wearing a camel colored ankle-length trench coat.

"Good morning Detective Beck." Branch surreptitiously greeted her.

"Uh… do I know you? Have we met?" Dani asked curiously and dumbly.

"We haven't yet Detective, but I believe in a little while we will know each other very well. You know this reminds me of the time when I was growing up in…"

Dani was quickly loosing interest in him, but noticed that he wasn't moving away. She started doing paperwork and interrupted him saying, "So, we'll be working together then."

"Not exactly Dani Beck."

She looked up at this odd statement and noticed that he was no longer standing in front of her. That's when she heard it and felt it: the distinct click of her handcuffs being forcefully put on her wrists. She looked behind her at a smiling Arthur Branch. She heard music filtering through the room.

Do do do do do do. Yea!

Do do do do do do.

Arthur Branch now moved to her front. He opened his trench coat to reveal himself naked except for a man thong with glitter in the form of her name: Dani Beck, on his ass.

"Oh my God!" Dani squealed.

"Ewwww! Was that a happy squeal? Ew! Ew! Ew!" Munch cried over the loud music.

Do ya wanna have fun, fun, fun?

Do ya wanna have fun, laughs, fun, laughs, goodtimes?

Fun, laughs, goodtimes?

Branch shook his shriveled, plumb, wrinkled, old body in some form of a demented lap dance, which Dani seemed to be enjoying.

"Oh yeah baby, take it off!" she cried.

"Maybe she hasn't been messing around with Elliot." Munch stated stoically.

"Maybe she's just really horny. Oh my God I'm gonna hurl!" Fin yelled.

"Man she has a strong stomach!"

Branch seemed to be enjoying the attention from Dani too. He was really getting into it and was about to take off his sparkly man thong.

Cragen and Elliot chose this very second to walk in on this repulsive scene. Elliot let out a high pitched scream and Cragen immediately shot both Branch and Dani. As the chaos settled down and Fin and Munch came out of the interrogation room, both looking a little green, Elliot asked, "Captain what are we going to tell IAB?"

Cragen responded, "Simply that it was in the public's best interest for them to die." Munch, Fin, and Elliot gave him a quizzical look. "IAB never liked them anyway."

A resounding chorus of, "Oh" was heard.

Somebody kicked their bodies under a desk and everyone went about their usual business.

THE END

Please R&R!