Dedicated to Vivie-sama. XD Happy (belated) birthday. x)
How to Deal
It all started during a cold day of February. A teenage girl entered her house after school, shivering from walking out in the cold weather. Silently hanging up her coat and dumping her schoolbag onto the floor, she proceeded to do one of her favourite pastimes: going on the web.
As she clicked through her regular sites she always checks, she noticed, to her delight, that on We, The Fans site, has updated Ch. 58 of Death Note! Wasting no time at her, the fangirl quickly proceeded to reading the said chapter…
.:Couple of Minutes Later:.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
For what has happened in this chapter was the most tragic of all… L has died.
And so, the fangirl proceeded to cry over the said tragedy. The whole day was utterly and completely ruined.
.:Weeks Later:.
The fangirl scowled at the screen, "Argh! How, can they replace L with those, those creeps! It's sacrilege, I tell you. SACRILEGE!"
And therefore, proceeded to fume for the rest of the day.
.:Next day, at school:.
The fangirl, whom we shall for now temporarily call her F1, was sitting around with her friends during lunch. Looking up, F1 announced, "L just couldn't have died!"
Her friends didn't even puzzle at F1's meaning, for they are each and every one a fan of Death Note as well. A girl, whom we shall refer to as F2, stated, "Maybe, L didn't really die?"
The others quickly nodded at this note, happily induced in their denial of their favourite character's death with exclamations of "He's too smart! No way could he just die like that!" "It's L!" and "He's too sexy to die!"
The more artistic one of the group, referred here as F3, said, "Let's draw a comic to prove that he isn't dead!"
"YEAH!"
And so, they proceeded to create this comic…
.:Next day, at F1's home:.
"Brother, loooooooook!" shouted out F1.
The said brother appeared, a cross look on his face. Annoyed, he asked testily, "What is it?"
"Look at what me and my friends made!"
As her brother caught the stack of paper F1 threw at him, he quietly skimmed over it…
At the end, there really was only one way to describe his reaction: O.O
"What, what the FUCK is this!" he sputtered out unbelievably.
"Whatever do you mean?" F1 asked innocently, a smile on her face.
He waved the stack of paper. "Why is this guy married to a LLAMA! And… why is he married to some dude called Itachi too! And what is this banner of 'All sexy guys must live' and 'Die, Raito, die!'? And there's even more…"
Still smiling, F1 answered, "Well, originally, we were just gonna come up with reasons to why L wasn't dead, but we sorta went a little crazy… Eheh, well, random-ness is good!" –insert innocent smile here- "Isn't it funny though?"
He stared disbelievingly for a couple of seconds,then muttered, "Why am I stuck with such a weird sister?"
Cackling madly, she said, "Don't you just love meeee?"
Shaking his head, he walked out of the room and said under his breath, "What an absolute waste of time…"
Cackling once more, F1 jammed a witch's hat onto her head and continued surfing on the web.
Life was good.
A/N: Yet another stupid attempt to be funny... x.x Didn't work, obviously. Ah well... The whole point to this story? Well, um... Eheh. Random-ness is good for the soul, Hot guys should live forever, and um... Must there be a point to everything? XD Well yeah... Hope this wasn't too, too bad, Vivie-sama. .:bows:. I'm so sorry for writing this up so lateeeeeeeeeee. x.x
