"Uhh… Dean?" Sam said as he looked at his computer screen in horror.
"What?" Dean asked from his bed where he sat, eating a breakfast burrito.
"Remember that 'fan fiction' crap Becky mentioned?"
Dean's eyes widened in disgust. "Yeah, what about it?"
"Well, I found some of it."
Dean hesitated before responding. "It can't be THAT bad?"
"Dude, there's like eighty-thousand on one website."
"It's harmless though right?"
Sam finally looked up at Dean. He turned the laptop toward his brother.
"See for yourself."
Sam heard Dean scrolling through page after page, until Dean finally spoke up again.
"What the hell is a 'Destiel'?" Dean mumbled as he clicked the mouse.
"Uh, Dean, I should probably warn you-"
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Dean screeched as he shoved the laptop away.
"Dean, believe me, there's much worse."
"What in God's name could possibly be-"
"'Wincest."
Sam waited for Dean's limited vocabulary to comprehend what he just said.
"I'm gonna be sick."
"Yup, there it is." Sam thought.
"Screw demons and ghost! Next thing we're hunting down is those fangirls!"
This just came to me while I was reading a story and I thought it'd be so funny to imagine the boys reactions to some of the stuff people write on here! They did have something like this in the actual show a while ago, but I thought it'd be funny to include the pairing names. (For the record, I don't plan to ever write slash fiction.)
