FURRIES AND DARK LORDS ON MARIO KART

This may be as good as a certain other crossover. If you notice I have way less offensive themes than some of the other writers (not naming any names here to avoid arguments and flame wars).

Furries: Fox, Krystal, and Wolf from Star Fox, Renamon from Digimon Tamers, Lucario from Pokemon, Tails from Sonic, Flicker, Princess Flame, Sir Blaze, and Sir Burnevere from Blazing Dragons

Empire: Palpatine and his empire from Star Wars

Sauron's Empire: Sauron and his empire from Lord of the Rings

Death Eaters: Voldemort and his Death Eaters from Harry Potter

Mario, Luigi, and maybe a few other Mario characters to come


Chapter 1: Luigi Raceway

"I come with a challenge!" said Emperor Palpatine. He stood before Fox McCloud, Sauron, and Lord Voldemort. "A death race in Mario Kart! Each of us has 3 balloons. Except for me, Sauron, and Voldemort. We each have five. Whichever side wins can do what he wants with the universe."

"Can we set it so that if anyone falls into the lava or over the cliff, they're dead?" said Sauron.

"And when someone loses all their balloons, they go up in a ball of flame!" said Voldemort.

"I accept," said Fox. "I'll see what furries are willing to enter the race."

"If it's to be a four-way race, I'd better get what Death Eaters I have left," said Voldemort.

"This calls for all my most powerful minions," said Sauron.


They met at Luigi Raceway. Mario was the host.

"It's-a me, Mario!" he said. "It is time for a four-way Mario Kart death race! Whoever's team has someone finish first gets 10 points. Second is 6, third is 3, and fourth is none. Needless to say, you lose if all your team is destroyed. We will start at Luigi Raceway, and continue through all stages in Mario Kart 64. Begin!"

They all began racing. Fox pulled out a blaster and shot Darth Vader. He lost one balloon. Vader got a Star and tried to smash into Fox, who avoided him.

Many items went back and forth. Many on all four sides lost one or even two balloons.

Darth Maul, Lurtz, and Quirrell each got a ring of shells. Lurtz and Quirrell's shells were green. Darth Maul's shells were red. They smashed into each other repeatedly, until they were each down to one balloon.

Flicker got a Star and smashed into Darth Maul, Lurtz, and Quirrell. All three lost their final balloon and were destroyed in a fiery explosion.

There were no more casualties before Tails reached the finish line first.

"Team Furry leads with 10 points!" said Mario. "Darth Vader and Fox reach the finish line, so Team Palpatine is in second with 6! Oh! There's He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named! Team You-Know-Who is in third with 3! Well, that leaves Team Sauron in dead last!"

SCORE:

Team Furry: 10
Team Palpatine: 6
Team Sauron: 0
Team Voldemort: 3