A/N : Stop Bitching about shit!


I'm the Husband

It is impossible, unbelieveable, horrible, even disgusting, when this happens. But this is indeed the case on our brown-haired father. How and why?. Only god know why. And what kind of reaction from the peoples around him?. Still only god know it. So what the hell is going on?.

Oga Tatsumi isn't a smart man, we know it perfectlly. Tatsumi isn't a man who had the sense of sympathy, concerness, romantism, compassionate, gentle, and dignified. Tatsumi is the type of man that abusive, cruel, sadistic, violent, and evilish. A bastard who talks with his punches and kicks, a hooligan who responded everything phsycally, an evil who laughed over people pain.

Tatsumi isn't a man who had charisma, leadership qualities, responsibility, and caring. Tatsumi isn't type of responsive when talking to woman, have no affection especially to woman. Tatsumi isn't type of man who can stand along the time with a woman, he wasn't good when talking with a women. He doesn't understand what's women want. He lack of respect, chivalry, and knowledge about woman.

The good new is that Tatsumi isn't womanizer like his friend Creepichi. That was a good thing, because people doesn't want to see another pervert in this love comedy story. The Creepchi existence was enough to be a mock. Another shitload of creep will completely annoying. Oga is Oga, called by "Tatsumi" with his families and sometimes called by someone who called-wife. At first he was fine at this state , but who know that someday his freakin attitude whould changes?. Why it should changed? Because there was a girl who secretly wanted it. Who the hell is that? Only god know who. But y'know that. No? Rot somewhere.

The school roof was hot like hell, but it didn't stop our brown-haired father to enjoy his lunch happilly. Happy? What kind of expression is that?

Hilda? Your croquettes taste amazing, lucky for me having a wife like you! Oga stood up and kissed Hilda's cheeks. Hilda puzzled then stonned then frozzen and then melted. Even he was kiss her for a million times, but it still made a sense. Sense of love?. And a Million times? How it could be?.

A-hah, It's so? Hilda responded in embarassment, her face blushed as a strawberry (boring with tommato). Oga smiled sincerely as he kissed her on the lips, Hilda can't help but replied the kiss even deeper and hotter. They're kissed in front of Ishiyama's shitloader, ignoring their random surprised.

Why in the hell it's going to be like this! Furuichi screaming, then crying, then running, then die and rot somewhere but no one would care.

O-Oga kun! But Why? And Why? Also Why? Kuneida has loaded by anger.

Please..Calm down Nee-san! Nene trying to compossed Aoi.

Fool, why'd you so suprissed Kuneida? Hilda was Oga's bride after all, right? Himekawa who stand next to her smirked mockinglly. Nene give a death glare to the glasses crap.

Yeah, why you so worked up? It's a normal, and I'm pretty sure that they already doing "that", if that can't satisfying you! making love maybe? Kanzaki grinned sardonically.

Enough of this! Then Nene release her deadly chain, and in a blink of eye the two crap die horribly.

So what the hell is going on here?


FLASHBACK.

Wohooo! Looks at this Creepichi, look…look, what'cha gonna say then! Oga poked out his tongue to the white haired fool who walking beside him. His hand waved up and down showing his Dragon Quest CD! Limited edition labelled on it cover.

Furuichi stared at Oga angrily. That's was the last CD he was fighting about to get at the store earlier, but Oga suddenly appeared and used unfair way was Beel's electricity shocks and sent other craps included him lying on the ground. And then he walked inside the store freely and picked the damn CD for his own pleasure. And the most annoying scene is when he laughed demonically and saying " I'm the strongest, everybody kneel before me, bwahahaha".

That's mine, Oga! Gimme that! Furuichi shouted abruptlly as he tried to catch the CD .

Wow.. wow..wow! What kind of underhanded action of yours? Oga snapped, lifted his hand higher.

What? You're the one who used disgusting way! Gimme that, Furuichi shouted with the same move as before.

Nope!

Hey! I say, gimme THAT!

Huh? I say NO!

Dahhh..dahhh

On other side a blonde bombshell women looked at the two idiots with stoic expression as usual.

Ah..What kind of childish asshole's behavior! Hilda said sarcastically as she stared at the two.

by the words, both teenagers stopping their fight. Furuichi awared it, and beside all he could do is just accept what's Hilda say, he have no balls to replied Hilda's words of wisdom. It would be worse than death if he trying to reply, or even deny it. But it doesn't work for Oga, Oga always stupid being and would take the bait easily. Oga just can't stand againts insult, especially from her.

Huh? What was that? Oga replied, his hand crossed over his chest

Hah? Which part I should repeat it to you? Hilda still offensive. Oga smirked evilly.

The part when you tell that you're a nasty bitch, like this " Oiii.. you guys, I'm a bitchiest bitch, I just tell you". Oga put his hand over his mouth and mimicked her.

Hilda smirked demonically. Furuichi sweatdropped crazily, he only had two option ran and then death, or death before ran? Nothing better.

Oh,, sorry, but I didn't remembered it. Because there's to much garbage term of abuses to titled you. Hilda accepted the challenges sincerely.

Furuichi looked at the sky, the air has change into terible one. Their auras even affected the weather. It's not good, seriously it's not good. Furuichi though.

Oga and Hilda still stared to each other, their eyes filled by pure killer insting. Ready to burst anytime.

Furuichi sighed heavily as he took out his book, began counting the score.

Bitch! Oga's first attack

Fool! Hilda's possibility move

Witch! Oga's uppercut

Pig! Hilda's hook

Die! Oga gave her a penalty

Perish! Hilda catched the ball successfully as she smiled in victory

This time Oga has out of vocabulary, he stared at Furuichi looking for support. Furuichi looking back to him trying to give a clue.

Dahhh…dahhh… Beel tried to say something. With a "Dahhh"? don't kidding me.

Come on.. come on.." Oga though as hard as he can

Slut! Suddenly Oga shouted loudly, he knew the truff has on his hand now.

Pervert! Hilda replied instantlly. But Oga just gave her a grin, an evil grin.

Fufufu, sorry honey, but I was not! That was Creepichi! Oga laughed

Oii… I'm not a pervert you punk, Furuichi screamed from the side

Hilda awared that, but it was too late. And from this state, she was totally lost. But Hilda isn't a women who would gave up easily.

Hey..hey but I wasn't a slut too, Hilda trying to protest

Eh? It' so? But protest time is over? Right refferer? Oga staring at Furuichi, and Furuichi nodded.

That's right! Why the hell I'm not denying it first? Oga found that reaction.

Bwahahaha, you've lose baby, you've lose so bad! Now you've to knelt on…. Oga's words cut off as he saw her CD games flying up.

Whoaah! What are you doing bitch? Oga scried as he trying to catch the CD. But Hilda has succefully threw it to the street.

Hilda who used her demonic power smiling evily. They aren't noticed, that a high speed garbage truck is running towards Oga.

Oga, get away moron! Furuichi screamed. Hilda who know that suddenly screamed too.

Oga, get away idiot! It's Hilda's voice

Oga who still kneel to pick his CD up, looked at them confusedly.

What the heeeekkkk…..! His last words has cut off by the garbage truck that successfully hit him