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Hi! I've never done anything like this before so please bear with me!
Underlined words are being sung!


A man, with long black hair approached in front of a music stand and knelt.

"The Accordion has awakened." The person behind the stand said. "It is on a small world. A human world. They would yield its power…"

It is indeed, the Chitauri lord known as Thanos, talking to his greatest prize, Lokey Laufeyson and a crowd of thousands of Chitauri. One of the Chitauri minions ran up to Lokey and handed him the oddest guitar you have ever seen. It was a dark gold color that turned black at the top. And the headstock was a beautiful light blue.

"But our ally knows it is working as the mortals never will." He referred to Lokey. "He is ready to lead. And our force, our Chitauri will follow." The crowd of
Chitauri cheered. "The world will be his. The universe ours. And the humans, what can they do but burn?"


A S.H.I.E.L.D. facility by a new Mexico desert was in a state of panic. Men in dark suits jumped into cars. A helicopter flew into the station and out came the director of S.H.I. . Nick Fury. Standing a few feet from the helicopter pad is a man in a dark suit, brown hair, and super-awesome sunglasses. This man was none other than Agent Phil Coulson. Right behind Nick Fury was his right-hand-agent, Maria Hill.

"How bad is it?" Nick Fury asked.

"That's the problem sir," Coulson replied coolly. "We don't know." He led Hill and Fury through the radiation facility. Several scientist and engineers ran around getting all their sheet music.

"Doctor Selvig heard the Accordion play about four hours ago." Agent Coulson informed.

"NMS (National Music Society) didn't authorize Selvig to play it."

"He wasn't playing it; he wasn't even in the room. Spontaneous advancement." Coulson crossed his arms.

"It just played itself?" Maria Hill asked in shock.

"Has it played anymore since?" Nick Fury asked.

"Yes sir. When Selvig couldn't get it to stop we ordered a evac."

"How long to get everyone out?" The director ordered.

"Campus should be clear in an hour."

"Make it half an hour." Nick Fury walked away and Coulson did a quick fist pump. Fury always told him to do whatever he was doing faster. So Coulson made the time longer.

The trio continued their way down through the radiation facility.

"Sir," Maria said. "Evacuation may be pointless."

"Then we should tell them to go practice their instruments?" Fury sarcastically said.

"If we can't control the Accordion's music, there may not be a minimum safety distance." She crossed her arms and glared daggers at him. "We will all get
tremendous headaches."

"I need you to make sure phase 2 orchestras are shipped out." Nick Fury ignoring her warning.

She rolled her eyes. "Sir, is that really the priority right now?"

"Until such a time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on. Clear out the instruments below. Every piece of phase 2 on a truck and gone."

"Yes sir." She somewhat growled. "You two!" Hill pointed to two agents. "With me."

The two men finally entered the room with the Accordion. Muffled music could be heard from inside the silver case it was being held in.

"Talk to me Doc." Nick Fury said.

Doctor Eric Selvig emerged from behind a large music stand, concerned. The Accordion was louder than usual.

"Director." Eric said.

"Is there anything we know for certain?"

"The Accordion is a little flat." Selvig replied in a panic.

"Is that supposed to be funny?" Nick Fury growled.

"No it's not funny at all." Selvig said. "The Accordian is not only playing she's flat."

"How soon till you make it stop?" Fury asked.

"Well I don't won't to do it right now." Selvig lifted the lid and the Chicken song blared out. "I really like this song!" He started doing to chicken dance.

"Is that the chicken song?!" From out of nowhere Hawkeye jumps beside Doctor Selvig and starts dance.

"YES!" Coulson jumped in as well.

"I love the chicken song!" Maria Hill bolted from behind the corner and joined. Even a couple of NMS musicians joined in. They flapped their elbows like birds and clapped to the rhythm. They danced until Fury shut the lid.

Fury pointed at Maria Hill "Hill, you're supposed to be up stairs." He pointed at the musicians. "You are supposed to be gathering sheet music," He pointed at Hawkeye. "And you aren't even supposed to be out here yet!" Maria, Hawkeye, and the musicians went back to what they were supposed to be doing.

"Anyway," Selvig continued. "She's a music source. If we turn off the music, she'll just play some more. If she reaches her loudest…"

"We're prepared for this, Doctor. Harnessing sound from space."

"We don't have the harness!" Selvig tried to tell him. "Our calculations are far from complete. Now she's throwing off interference music. Nothing harmful, low levels of rock music."

Nick Fury said. "Now that will give up headaches. Where's Barton? He has the ear plugs."

"The hawk?" Selvig asked. "Up in his nest as usual."

Clint Barton, AKA Hawkeye, walks down to the trio of men.

Nick Fury and Clint walk around the room in a somewhat epic manner.

"What do you think their talking about?" Selvig whispered to Coulson.

"Probably super top secret stuff." Coulson guessed. "Or about how he's never allowed to do the chicken dance as long as he lives."

"Ok so it's settled." Hawkeye whispered to the Director.

"Of course." Fury answered.

"And can't tell anybody about it."

"I won't."

"Pinky promise!" Hawkeye held out his pinky.

Nick Fury's pinky intertwined with Clint's. "Pinky promise!"

A NMS pianist said, "Doctor Selvig! The Accordion is playing louder than ever before!"

"No one's come or gone. Nobody's messed with it. And if someone has been messing with it, it's not on this end." Clint said running over to the other men.

"Wait… There's another end?!" Nick Fury shouted.

"Yeah, the Accordion is a doorway to the other end of space, right? The doors open from both sides."

Dr. Selvig taps away at the keyboard. They all thought he was doing important stuff, but in reality he was checking his Facebook notifications. Suddenly- the Accordion played so loud it shook the entire facility. Even Hill, who was on the other side, could feel it. The music continued to grow louder and louder by the second, like a little child was turning to volume up on a keyboard. It got so loud, a beam of light (much like the Banjofrost) hit the end of a platform that was wired to a CMS device. The great beam filled with music notes fired the Accordion music. The beam formed a vortex which then opens up a portal. A black hole began to form. From the portal, the blackness of space, the beautiful and mysterious strew with a billon stars appeared and a gust of blaring music fills the room, deafening them all slightly.

The Accordion's music notes forms into a cloud that reaches to the top of the facility's vacuum chamber ceiling. It's abnormally quiet. Then... Heavy breathing is heard from the platform. It must have been very heavy because they were still slightly deaf. With their instruments in hand, S.H.I.E.L.D. guards slowly approached a figure kneeling on the platform. It was none other than Lokey, with a mischievous smile on his face. He raised his head and looked around the room. His smile died as he looks into the eyes of Fury, Barton, and Selvig. Lokey stood up, holding the guitar.

"Sir, please put the guitar down." Nick Fury commanded.

Lokey glanced at the guitar and thought, "I wonder if this could make grilled cheese with this?" But then brought his attention back to the matter at hand.

He turned to Nick Fury and played a G chord. Blue light explodes from the guitar and head straight towards him. Luckily for him, Hawkeye tackled him to the
ground. That's when the flutes came out. Some of the agents even had violins, but none of this mattered. Loki jumps from the platform and attacks the people attacking him. In a matter of seconds Lokey takes down the guards with a few chords. He stops to see who will attack next, but nobody moves. Except Barton, he tries to grab a flute, but Lokey grabbed his hand.

"You have a heart." Lokey pointed the headstock of his guitar at Hawkeye's head. Barton's eyes suddenly glowed black. Hawkeye's mind was now in Lokey's
hands. Clint puts his flute in his case and stood strait. Loki began taking the minds of other S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, humming softly to himself.

While he was walking around Nick Fury locks the Accordion in the case and tries to leave. But Lokey turns around and began to sing. "Please don't, I still need
that."

"This doesn't have to get any messier." The director sang back

"Of course it does
I've come too far
I'm Lokey of Asgard
And burdened with glorious purpose."

"Lokey?" Selvig joined in the singing. "Thor's brother?"

"We have no quarrel with your people." Nick sang.

"An ant has no quarrel with a boot."

"Do you plan to step on us?"

"I come with glad tidings of a world made free."

"Free from what?

"Freedom.
Freedom is a great lie
Once you accept that, in your heart…."

Lokey swerved around and put the guitar on Selvigs head. Like Hawkeye, his eyes glowed black.

"You will know peace." Lokey finished the song.

"Yeah you say peace, I kind of think you mean the other thing." The director said.

"Sir," Hawkeye said. "Director Fury is stalling. This place is about to blow to smithereens. We'll be buried alive."

"Yep." The director popped the p.

"He's right." Selvig said. "The portal is collapsing in on itself you got maybe two minutes before this goes critical.

"Well then…" Lokey looks at Barton, who shoots Fury who falls to the ground. Grabbing the case with the Accordion, Barton followed Loki out of the room with
Selvig and the other agents following close behind. Lokey leads them to the parking lot and ordered them to gather instrument. Hill standed off the side watching in confusion.

"Look at those trucks!" Clint said pointing to a couple of vehicles. "That would look stunning with your outfit!"

"Who's that?" Agent Hill asked in even more confusion.

"He didn't tell me." Clint replied as the agents got in the truck.

She looked at the two suspiciously and turned to leave, but before she did her walkie talkie blared loudly.

"Hill, do you copy?!" Nick Fury's voice came out of the other end.

Lokey and Hawkeye's eyes darted to her.

In just one sentence Fury explained what was going on. And by 'going on' I mean that he told her Hawkeye went cray cray.

Suddenly, Hill turned to shoot, but Clint was already pointing his flute at her and starts playing. Quickly he moved into the driver's seat and dove off, even though Maria got hold of a saxophone and was blowing at them.

Fury has somehow gotten up, despite being injured, and was running. "He's got the Accordion! Track it down!" The rocks began to crumble above his head.

"Where's Coulson?" Hill asked climbing into one of the jeeps.

"I don't know, but I'm going to go find-" Nick Fury's sentence was cut short due to the fact that he just ran into Coulson who was eating a chocolate covered
doughnut with rainbow sprinkles.

Maria followed after Barton's truck while listening to Fury yell at Coulson about not eating doughnuts while the world was in danger. Lokey stands on top of the bed of the truck and plays a F chord which flips one of the many trucks chasing them. But thankfully it was not Maria.

Fury raced out of the hallway avoiding falling pipes and rocks. The entire facility was in a full earthquake. Agent Coulson and a handful of agents, who had
somehow gotten ahead of Fury, ran down a staircase. They dropped their sheet music, and attempted to pick it up but Coulson said, "No! Leave it!"

They ran like there was no tomorrow because there probably wasn't.

Agent hill's jeep roared out of a side of Barton's truck and pulls up alongside them on the left. She goes way ahead and pulls her break and face Barton's truck and drove in reverse. Rolling down his window, Hawkeye blows a trumpet at her.

Maria thought, 'YOLO' and shoots her windshield open and fired at him.

The epically amazing agent name Coulson jumped in a van and yelled at Fury through his walkie talkie, "You're clear, sir! You need to go!"

Fury bolted out of the facility and jumped in a helicopter. The pad collapsed and falls into a fiery inferno. But since Nick Fury is one of the main characters, he made it out alive.

Still chasing Maria, Barton pushes the pedal harder, which causes Agent Hill's jeep to wobble out and put her back behind. The Accordion's music note cloud
shrunk into a small ball of white light then…...

BOOM!

A cloud of blue music notes consumes the entire facility and part of the desert. Fury watches from below, a rapid buildup into what may be an implosion. Several miles away, Agent Coulson's van felt a jolt and heard the music of the Accordion. The entire facility is gone.

Agent Coulson smiled to himself and pulled out another doughnut out of his pocket.

The sound wave of the Accordion caused the tunnels to cave in. A rock falls on Agent Hill's jeep, leaving her nearly trapped under a blanket of rock.

On Barton's truck, the escape the tunnel and drive into the desert landscape. But Fury is one step ahead. He's already above them shooting at their truck.

Lokey looks up at Fury in a fit of rage. He grabbed his guitar and plays a D chord. Fiery blue light flies from the headstock and catches the chopper on fire. Fury, like the boss he is, jumps out and touches down on the desert floor. The chopper fell down and exploded behind him, making him look cooler than he actually is. Fury came to his senses and pulled out his kazoo to fire at them, but they were already too far away.

Lokey smiled and stuck his tongue out at him. "LATER SUCKER!" He yelled.

Fury was just about to pop his eye patch, when Coulson's voice came out his walkie talkie.

"Director," He said taking a bite of his doughnut. "Direto Fuy, do yu cop?"

"Coulson, are you eating a doughnut?"

Coulson glanced at his doughnut. He knew what he had to do. But that would mean losing his precious doughnut. The choice was too hard to bear. He could
either give/throw the doughnut away and have a clear conscious, or keep it and lie about it. A drop of sweat ran down his face. "Lie or tell the truth?" He thought. Then he face-palmed. How was he being so stupid. This chose was way so simple. Why was he worrying?

"No sir."

"The Accordion is with the hostile force. I have men down. Hill?"

Agent Hill climbed out of her jeep, which is sandwiched in, but thankfully she wasn't.

"A lot of men still are still under, don't know how many survivors." She huffed out of breath from the awesome car chase she just had.

"Sound the general call." Nick Fury said. "I want every living soul not working rescue looking for that brief case."

"But Sir!" Coulson said. "It's my day off!"

Nick fury huffed. "Well I'm sorry. I'll get you a treat."

"Like what?!" Coulson asked.

"I don't know, maybe a trip to Tahiti."

"Roger that." Agent Hill interrupted.

"Coulson, get back to base. This is a level seven. As of right now, we are at war."

"What do we do?" Coulson asked.

Fury stood in the desert. Thinking. He looked up at the stars. On his face is the sign of happiness. He was probably the happiest person in the world. For he just remembered he had a Digiorno stuffed crust pizza in his freezer.


Ta-da! That's the first chapter. Hope you enjoyed! Reveiws would be greatly appreciated! :)