Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans. I luffs it, but I don't own it. Bill Gates is free to buy it for me.

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"NO I DID NOT!" Beast Boy screamed angrily. "IF YOU WOULD USE THOSE UNSEEABLE EYES OF YOURS, YOU'D KNOW THAT I TURNED INTO A MOLE AND CAME UP RIGHT UNDERNEATH HIM, JUST LIKE I SAID I WOULD!"

"YOUR MEMORY IS AS BAD AS YOUR AIM!" Robin yelled back. "YOU CAME UP TEN FEET AWAY FROM HIM, AND THAT'S WHY DR. LIGHT BLINDED STARFIRE AND RAVEN—BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE TO TRANSFORM FROM UNDERNEATH HIM!"

The others had long since cleared out. Raven and Starfire were up on the roof, joined in meditation. Cyborg had retired to his room, where he was blasting rap music and playing a single-player video game. Robin and Beast Boy's shouting match was trying to be ignored, but it was coming about rather unsuccessfully.

Just what had happened in the battle no Titan could recall at this point. Robin and Beast Boy's different versions of the same story had confused them so much that the true facts were long since forgotten. The other three really didn't care either—Dr. Light was presently in prison, so what did it matter what had happened in between? Starfire and Raven had been blinded, and though their vision wasn't at its full potential yet, there was very little time needed for the remainder of the healing process. Cyborg had been electrocuted, and his circuits had gone haywire. It had taken some time for the half-metal man to repair himself, but he was currently fine.

Robin's biggest issue with it, though, or so they suspected, was that Beast Boy had not done as he said he would, and as Robin knew Beast Boy was capable of doing. Beast Boy continued the argument because of his pride, and because he remained set in the belief that he had done everything right. Cyborg alone held suspicions that they also were fighting because Starfire and Raven, the not-so-secret-except-to-the-girls crushes of the boys, had gotten injured.

"ROBIN, HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST IT?" Beast Boy yelled. "JUST BECAUSE YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME BECAUSE YOUR DEAREST STARFIRE GOT HURT DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO PICK ME! YOU'RE THE LEADER OF THIS TEAM; YOU TAKE THE CREDIT FOR ANY MISTAKES YOU MADE!"

"I WILL, BUT I DIDN'T MAKE ANY THIS TIME!" Robin shouted back. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO APPEARED AT THE WRONG PLACE, NOT ME! YOU'RE THE REASON RAVEN GOT HURT!"

"I AM NOT! LOOK, DUDE, IF YOU'RE ANGRY THAT SOMEONE—WHO ISN'T ME—SCREWED UP TODAY, THAT'S FINE, BUT STOP TAKING IT OUT ON ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T THROW YOUR LITTLE BIRD BLASTER THINGY AT HIM ON TIME! IF YOU'D HAVE THROWN IT TEN SECONDS EARLIER, AND NOT AFTER I SHOUTED AT YOU AFTER TRANSFORMING INTO A T-REX AND BACK INTO A HUMAN AGAIN, THEN NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED!"

"DON'T YOU GO TRYING TO BLAME THIS ON ME! I THREW MY BIRDERANG AT PRECISELY THE RIGHT MOMENT! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WASN'T THERE TO HOLD LIGHT DOWN!"

"DUDE, I TOTALLY WAS THERE! YOU JUST STOOD THERE LIKE A COMPLETE MORON STARING AT STARFIRE, AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT YOUR ATTENTION, YOU THREW IT BEFORE I HAD TIME TO TRANSFORM INTO A T-REX AGAIN!"

"I WAS NOT STARING AT STARFIRE, I WAS DISTRACTING LIGHT WHILE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BURROW UNDERGROUND AND GET UNDERNEATH HIM! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! I KNOW YOU WANTED TO BE NEAR RAVEN IN THE BATTLE, AND THAT'S WHY YOU WENT SO FAR OFF—TOWARDS HER—BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF FIGHTING A CRIME, YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR PERSONAL FEELINGS FIRST! WE HAVE A DUTY TO PROTECT THE CITY, AND IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, IT COULD CAUSE SOMEONE THEIR LIFE!"

"WELL THEN YOU'D BETTER BE GLAD, ROBIN, THAT NO ONE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR MISTAKE! AND FEELINGS FOR RAVEN NOTHING! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE STARFIRE MOMENTS, HUH? YOU'RE ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT HER, WE CAN TELL, AND GIVEN THE CHOICE OF STARFIRE OR JUMP CITY, YOU WOULD CHOOSE STARFIRE!"

"I WOULD DIE TO PROTECT STARFIRE!"

"THAT'S MY POINT!"

"FURTHERMORE, I WOULDN'T LET STARFIRE GET INTO A SITUATION WHERE I HAD TO CHOOSE SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO BEGIN WITH! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WOULDN'T CHOOSE RAVEN OVER THE CITY!"

"RAVEN CAN PROTECT HERSELF, AND THERE WOULD BE NO REASON FOR ME TO MAKE THAT KIND OF DECISION!"

"OH, WELL I'M ALL GLAD WE'VE GOT THAT SETTLED!"

"GOOD! ME TOO!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

The conversation had come to an abrupt halt. Cyborg's rap music suddenly was clearly heard booming throughout the tower. After several moments it suddenly quieted, and there was an awkward silence throughout the giant T.

"So admit it, you like Starfire," Beast Boy said. If Robin admitted this, he'd have the argument won.

"No!" Robin said swiftly. Starfire's name had hardly left Beast Boy's mouth. Beast Boy's lips curled into a knowing smirk, but he said nothing. Robin glared. "So you like Raven, huh?"

"Yeah right!" Beast Boy replied hurriedly, and the smirk had suddenly disappeared from his face.

The silence that appeared was even more awkward than the last.

Stupid spikey-haired know-it-all.

Idiotic green-skinned bad jokester.

Both boys were quite certain about the situation before them. Robin liked Starfire, as Beast Boy was well aware. Robin, too, was certain of the changeling's feelings for Raven. How, then, were they to settle something like this? If only they could get the other together with the girl they liked. That would prove they liked her. How, though, could such a task be accomplished?

Jealousy!

"Actually, I like Starfire."

"Actually, I like Raven."

They came out at the same time. The two boys stared at each other, not believing what had just come out from the other's mouths. Who was making jealous whom here…?

"Well, that's a relief." Beast Boy had to make it sound genuine. Inside, he was fuming. Robin liked his girl…?

"Yeah, really glad we got that over with," Robin said through gritted teeth. Beast Boy liked his crush…?

There followed another awkward silence, though this one was also filled with a tension so thick Starfire would see it.

"I think we're done here." Robin turned on his metal-bottomed shoe and stormed out of the room, heading in the direction of the training room.

"Yeah, I think we are." Beast Boy furiously marched over to the game station with a ferocity so intense the tower should've been set aflame.

So that's what he really thinks about her, huh? Robin thought angrily as he slid down the railing of the stairwell to get to the training room. Well, he can't have her. Guess he doesn't like Raven after all. That's too bad for him; I'll have both Raven and Starfire.

Least now I know he likes Raven, Beast Boy thought as he turned on the game station. She's mine, though, and soon Starfire will be too. I can win both their hearts, and he won't stand a chance.

Unbeknownst to anyone else in the tower, a war had begun in their very own home for the love of the ladies.

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A/N:

Yes… you may believe your eyes…. I was going to change the title, but there were two problems. First, I couldn't think of another. Second, everyone knew it by this title anyway. So I just kept it. Whee for crappy titles!

You may be wondering why I decided to write this finally. The answer is that I was inspired. "Go" is my new favorite Teen Titans episode. Rob/Star kiss. Heck. Yes. If you have not seen it, I condemn you to hell. Go out and find someone who taped it. Heck, I taped it. Come over to my house and we shall watch it and giggle like giddy high school girls. I am one. I am allowed.

So yes, do review on this, won't you? Everyone's been waiting on it for so long… think of it as a Christmas present! Yeah! (Actually, I totally only wrote this because I saw that I'd promised it by the end of the year… and I'd forgotten until I was going to write another chapter of Betraeyal, but then I saw that and thought I should do this… plus, you all like this better, don't you? Yes, I thought so.)

Thankx for reading, and do review, won't you?

Riles