Earthbound
Fanfiction
The Pizza That Never Came
By Wang Wen
Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo were pretty darn hungry. They have wondered the Deep Darkness for hours fighting enemies to get to the Tenda Village. Then finally Ness stopped and sat down on a big flat rock and sighed.
" Hey Ness, don't give up were almost there." said Paula.
Paula, Jeff, and Poo looked at Ness with worried looks on their faces. Ness looked at them,
" I wanna go home, I'm hungry and I want some pizza."
Then Ness got up from the rock and gathered up his courage and decided to move on. After trekking in all that mud and fighting slimy monsters, the gang finally reached the Tenda Village. The first thing they saw was the hot spring, they saw how filthy their clothes and skin were so they got into the hot spring and cleaned off. Then Ness got out and found a phone,
"Hey guys I'm gonna order a large pizza so we can all have a nice meal today."
"Oh great I'm starved." said Jeff and Poo nodded in agreement and Paula was washing her hair in the hot spring.
Ness picks up the phone and calls Mach Pizza.
"Hey its Sally from Mach Pizza, may I get your order?"
"Hi, may I order a large pizza?"
"Sure it will come in 3 minutes."
Ness hung up the phone and looked around the Tenda Village. The Tendas are small green creatures that never seem to talk. Paula talked to one of the Tendas
"Hi there."
"I'm shy." the Tenda said.
"Um ok?"
then Paula turned around and walked to Ness,
"Maybe while were waiting for the pizza we should try and talk to the villagers."
Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo all tried to talk to the villagers but nothing happened, all the villager said they were too shy. Then there was one Tenda who was able to talk. The Tenda talked so much that the gang decided to leave the village.
"Um 10 minutes have passed and the pizza delivery man didn't come yet." said Jeff.
"Hmm strange, maybe he got lost?"
"I'm so hungry." said Poo.
"You know what, I'm gonna teleport to Twoson and see what happended." Ness said to Poo
He walked away from Paula, Poo, and Jeff to give himself space and teleported to Twoson. Ness walks into the pizza store thinking about how terrible the customer service is. He then finds Sally munching on a slice of pizza. Near her on the counter lies a half empty pizza box. Ness gives Sally a angry look, Sally notices him and looks back at him nonchalantly while still chewing on the pizza.
" What? I was hungry."
