Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

A/N: I shall call this pairing...597!!

This is just a drabble, really. If I ever tried to write a long fic with this pairing, it would probably end up being a parody of 'The Graduate' or something...


"Boss?! Boss, are you here?!"

Gokudera had only stepped out a half-hour ago to buy some more cigarettes, but when he returned, he was rather surprised to find the Sawada household apparently empty. After wandering around the house for a good five minutes, he overheard the sound of the shower running in the upstairs bathroom. For some reason, Gokudera instantly assumed that it was Tsuna, so he started banging on the door as loud as he could.

"Boss!! If you're in there, tell me!" Gokudera cried. There was no answer. Gokudera pounded even harder.

Suddenly, the door became unlocked due to his knocking, so the silver-haired teen took this chance to barge right in. This was a rather big mistake, as Tsuna was not in the bathroom at all. Instead, it was Tsuna's mother, Nana Sawada, and she was just stepping out of the shower when the bomb-crazy boy came charging in. The moment he looked at her, all of the blood instantly rushed to Gokudera's face; he was able to see EVERYTHING as clear as day. For a woman in her early forties, Nana had a pretty sexy body. Gokudera couldn't help but stare at her perky, round breasts, her creamy-white thighs, her furry p-

"H...Hayato-kun..." Nana was shaking violently, and a shadow became cast over her eyes. That was definitely not a good sign.

Gokudera slowly, and reluctantly, brought his gaze up to Nana's face. "Y...Yes, ma'am?"

"...GET OUT OF HERE!!!" Gokudera was sent flying backwards as a bar of soap collided with his face. He tumbled back out into the hallway, and the the bathroom door was immediately slammed shut. It all happened in a matter of seconds. The soap bar had rubbed against the skin so hard that it actually tore it open, drawing blood in the process.

Wiping the droplets of blood and soap suds off of his face, Gokudera slowly pushed himself onto to his feet, and made his way to the 10th's room. For some reason, he was remaining oddly stoic; even if Nana was the 10th's beloved mother, Gokudera would have at least thrown something of a fit for being hit like that. Instead, he was simply silent, his mind still filled with those vibrant, vivid images...

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"...Boss?"

"Yeah? What is it, Gokudera-kun?"

"Your parents...they aren't thinking of getting a divorce, are they?"

"No, not as far as I know. Although they're living in separate countries most of the time, they still love each other very much...I doubt they'll ever get a divorce!"

"...Dammit..."

"What was that?"

"Nothing, boss! Nothing at all!!"