One stormy, black, dark, sad, lonely, depressing, bleak, rainy, cloudy and uninspiring day John and Laren were totes doing it when suddenly Percy Jackson appeared with a message from Zues. Zeus totes made John and Laren get married. Then just cause he is a total motherfucking bad-ass Zeus made Annebeth and Percy get married to. Then in an act of kindness Zeus mad them all demi gods. Their first mission as Demigods was to go and help Cupid get Beckett and Castle Married.

While they were on the way to help cupid they found an awesome purple Holden commodore (With totally sick Rims and a sound system and shit.) They drove around blowing up ford factories while enjoying the awesomeness of Adelaide. Just as they were pulling up to a totally sick rugby match they ran over several cats and rescued a sweet little puppy. There they met Natalie who was celebrating the Broncos premiership.

After picking up Natalie; Percy, Annebeth, Larin and John decided to name themselves Team "Mega Super Awesome Sexy ". Just as they wer about to leave Wolverine and Storm showed up and joined them! Then they decided that they better go and help Beckett and Castle get together. The Mega Super Awesome Sexy met with cupid In the super-secret volcano base in the misty, damp and mysterious fog of Tasmania.

Then they flew to L.A and found Beckett and Castle fighting. Because Cupid was such a fucking legend he decided to shoot them with his arrow of love and shit so that they would fall in love. However he missed and now Castle is facing time in jail of doing naughty stuff with a dog.

Then storm decided to take away the stormy, black, dark, sad, lonely, depressing, bleak, rainy, cloudy and uninspiring day and replace it with a Sunny, happy, vibrant and overall Awesome day. As the bright Sun came up Natalie saw Kyle. She then killed him. Brought him back to life with her awesome powers that Zeus gave her ( Mortals can't have powers? Tell that to that sneaky motherfucker called Zeus) and then killed him again.

Just then Zeus decided that Natalie was abusing her powers and disbanded Team "Mega Super Awesome Sexy ". Way to ruin it all Natalie. I hope you are happy.

The End!