Percy Puppet Pals – The Vortex!
Hey guys! If you know Potter Puppet Pals, then you'll get this one…it's a parody of PPP, so I guess it's a parody of parody! I hope you can get a couple of laughs out of this!!!
Cast: Luke, Chiron, Percy, Annabeth, Grover
Luke: Hey Chiron.
Chiron: *doesn't look up, when he realized who it was, he suddenly looked up with a jolt* Oh no! It's Luke! You're not about to tell me to surrender are you? Because then, then…*looks around* I'll hit you with my awesome leg! Yeah!
Luke: Tempting, but no.
Chiron: Oh. *relax * but then, what do you want?
Luke: Well, I had a dream. In slow motion, the flowers fell from my hands and shattered on the floor like glass, and when I looked into the mirror I was a beautiful milkmaid. Then I woke up crying, and I don't know why.
Chiron: Well, I once dreamt I was a baby pig living on a farm! Oink oink oink!
Luke: *exasperated * No Chiron! You don't understand! It was a life changing vision! I don't know if I'll ever—
Percy: *pushes Luke to the ground, Luke landing with a thud * Chiron! Chiron! We need your help! Demigod emergency!
Chiron: Oh boy! Let's go! Later milkmaid!
-change scenes-
Annabeth: Chiron! Grover's trapped in an alternate dimension!
Chiron: Oh not again!
Grover: *in a muffled voice, coming from the Vortex * Oh it's the most terrible thing! It tickles all the wrong way!
Percy: *rolls eyes * It wouldn't've happened if you weren't so fat! So what should we do Chiron?
Chiron: Hmm, fetch me my problem stick!
Percy: *runs off *
Grover: I think I'm going through puberty!
Annabeth: Don't go into the light Grover!
Percy: Here it is!
Chiron: Ah yes! My old friend! Let's see if I still remember how to do this…*poke poke*
*light disappears, Grover falls out *
Percy: Hey G-man, you OK? *pokes Grover with a stick *
Grover: *Stands up in leather jacket and sunglasses, voice suddenly deep * Percy, you kidding me? I never felt better! I'm a man now!
Percy: G-man, you need jeans to go with that.
Grover: *ignores * Sup Annabeth?
Annabeth: *blushes * Oh Grover!
Percy: HEY! No hitting on my girlfriend!
Grover: *ignores Percy still * It's G-string for ya!
Percy: o_O
Grover: 'Sup Chiron?
Chiron: Wow Grover! You're much cooler than Percy!
Percy: …WHAT?
Grover: *ignore * Let's have a beach party! On Olympus!
*random music starts playing, everybody dancing except Percy, who is processing the fact that Grover is taking over. *
Percy: NO! *pulls out a rabbit* Grover, do that again and the bunny's gonna kill you!
Grover: *whimper and the leather jacket and sunglasses disappear *
Percy: I rule Camp, y'hear! I'm top dog! No one can have more testosterone than me! Cuz I'm Percy Jackson, I'm the one of the Prophecy! I'm…Percy…Jackson…OK, y'hear?
Grover: *sniffle * I'm so sorry Percy!
Percy: Well good! Now let's have a dance party, on Olympus!
*random music starts playing again *
Percy: Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson!
*others begin slowly dancing *
Percy: I'm Percy Jackson I'm the King of the Camp, I'm better than anybody in the Camp! (Annabeth: Excuse me?) I'm hip and I'm awesome all the girls know my name, P-p-p-p-Percy Jackson that is my name! Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson, do the shooby duwap!
Everyone else: Shooby duwap, shooby duwap!
Percy: My dad ditched me when I was a baby, but heck I'm awesome even when I was a baby! I caused tons of trouble, when I was a baby, I grew up bullied, but I had some love! Percy Jackson!
Everyone else: Shooby duwap!
Percy: Percy Jackson!
Everyone else: Shooby duwap!
Percy: Percy Jackson!
Everyone else: Shooby duwap!
Percy: That's me! *music stops * You guys are my best friends, you know that?
Annabeth: Oh Percy!
Chiron: Everything's gonna be alright Percy!
Annabeth: We'll always love you!
*Annabeth and Chiron hug Percy *
Grover: I will always love you too Percy!
Percy: Lose some weight before you hug me, Grover!
Grover: Huh?
Fin.
Well, what do you think? I know I know, there are people who have done it before (are there? I dunno), but what can I say? It's so much fun writing it! If you want anymore chapters, R&R and I'll write some more! Next up, no matter if there are reviews or not: Luke's Diary.
