This is like, "OMG imagine if Dallas and Dave had a rap battle!1!1!" so yeah. I am aware that there are lots of errors, k? Dallas:
I showed up, came up, snatched the girl Clare
Swaggin' down the halls and I get so many stares
The only girl I heard you could bag is Alli
I'll take her too, watch, lemme catch her in an alley
You nothing but a nerd boy, no-skilled wannabe
I stole the show! This is a party to honor me!
Take a beer, maybe you can learn a thing or two, bitch
I hike on you all day, bruh, with ya small ass...shoes.
Haha
-Sincerely, Dallas
Dave:
*sucks teeth* Man, I've heard better
Sincerely? The fxck? You writin' me a letter?
My style's all original, ain't nothing 'bout it pretty
You standing on my turf, man, this is MY city
You say you get girls? Yeah, try to bag Bianca, though
You get one night stands. Look at me! I conquer hoes!
No offense Clare
You on a hockey team so this game ain't even fair
Ice Hound jersey so you think that you're the best
You're not
Had to get that sheeet off my chest
I dance better, rap better, and I probably got more clothes
There's a laundromat around the corner, in case ya didn't know
Clare:
Guys, can we PLEASE stop this fighting, okay!?
*tears up* You guys are ruining MY special day
Everyone:
Shut up, Clare!
Tried. Sooo this was a short one, sorry 'bout that. Who do you think should have a little rap battle? ._.
