Warriors: Forest of Peas

By CrimsonnightGryffindorLoyal

YEY! Here's the long awaited sequal to my former hits, Warriors: Into The Crazy Wild and Warriors: Fryer and Spice. Here, is Warriors: Forest of Peas. (if you are new at reading this...i suggest you read ITCW and F&S first.) oakie. read on!

--Crimsonnight

Disclaimer: Dont Own Warriors.


Prologue:

Sexy Peas

Fireheart: GOOD MORNING TO YOU! GOOD MORNING TO YOUUUUU! GOOD MORNING TO THUNDERCLAN, GOOD MORNING TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goldenflower: YOU PRAT!

(Continuous wailing is heard as Bramblekit and Tawnykit are awoken before dawn)

Fireheart: Tell it to someone who cares.

Goldenflower: (Walks out carrying two wailing babies) What's that smell?

Tawnykit: Me go poo poo.

Fireheart: HAHAHA! You got to change Tawnykit's 'Poo Poo'

Bramblekit: I got this hotdog from the Voleball game. Do you want to try it, its good?

Fireheart: Oh, haha. thanks, Bramblekit. (takes hot dog from bramblekit and eats) Why the hellclan does this taste like peas?

(Lionheart comes down from StarClan)

Lionheart: like duuude the forest will be full of peas of all kind!

Fireheart: Are they going to be...Sexy Peas?

Bramblekit: SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS SEXY-

(Fireheart backhands bramblekit sending him squealing into a tree)

Bramblekit(fading voice): SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS!

Lionheart: These peas are going to be like toootally sexyy.

Fireheart: YAY! (extends elastic arm and brings bramblekit back from tree grabbing his paws, they dance in a circle)

Bramblekit and Fireheart: SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS!

(Sandstorm walks out of warriors den and sees Fireheart dancing in a circle with Bramblekit in his boxers.)

Sandstorm: FIREHEART YOU EFFING PERVERT!

(Fireheart turns around)

Fireheart: Uhh...I can explain.

Sandstorm: Please do.

Fireheart: BRAMBLEKIT ATE MY BELT!

Bramblekit: Did not! (piece of belt hanging out of mouth)

Sandstorm: (Taps foot at fireheart)

Tigerclaw: MUAHHAHA! PART ONE OF MY EVIL PLAN COMPLETE! GOOD JOB SON! (takes pictures of Fireheart in his boxers) THIS IS SOOO GOING IN THE YEARBOOK.

Fireaheart: Whats a yearbook?

Tigerclaw: No clue.

Goldenflower: (carrys tawnykit out of the nursery) TIGERCLAW YOU PRAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FIREHEART! PERVERT! (sheilds tawnykit's eyes)

Bramblekit: (tears down pants) I HAVE STRIPED BOXERS TOOO! CUZ IM POTTY TRAINED AND TAWNYKITS NOT! (goes hand in hand with Fireheart)

Both: SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS!

Tigerclaw, Sandstorm, Goldenflower, Tawnykit:(Bang heads repeatidly on dirt)

Sandstorm: (Rolls in agony) FUTURE! FUTURE!


haha okie. R&R