Warriors: Forest of Peas
By CrimsonnightGryffindorLoyal
YEY! Here's the long awaited sequal to my former hits, Warriors: Into The Crazy Wild and Warriors: Fryer and Spice. Here, is Warriors: Forest of Peas. (if you are new at reading this...i suggest you read ITCW and F&S first.) oakie. read on!
--Crimsonnight
Disclaimer: Dont Own Warriors.
Prologue:
Sexy Peas
Fireheart: GOOD MORNING TO YOU! GOOD MORNING TO YOUUUUU! GOOD MORNING TO THUNDERCLAN, GOOD MORNING TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goldenflower: YOU PRAT!
(Continuous wailing is heard as Bramblekit and Tawnykit are awoken before dawn)
Fireheart: Tell it to someone who cares.
Goldenflower: (Walks out carrying two wailing babies) What's that smell?
Tawnykit: Me go poo poo.
Fireheart: HAHAHA! You got to change Tawnykit's 'Poo Poo'
Bramblekit: I got this hotdog from the Voleball game. Do you want to try it, its good?
Fireheart: Oh, haha. thanks, Bramblekit. (takes hot dog from bramblekit and eats) Why the hellclan does this taste like peas?
(Lionheart comes down from StarClan)
Lionheart: like duuude the forest will be full of peas of all kind!
Fireheart: Are they going to be...Sexy Peas?
Bramblekit: SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS SEXY-
(Fireheart backhands bramblekit sending him squealing into a tree)
Bramblekit(fading voice): SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS!
Lionheart: These peas are going to be like toootally sexyy.
Fireheart: YAY! (extends elastic arm and brings bramblekit back from tree grabbing his paws, they dance in a circle)
Bramblekit and Fireheart: SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS!
(Sandstorm walks out of warriors den and sees Fireheart dancing in a circle with Bramblekit in his boxers.)
Sandstorm: FIREHEART YOU EFFING PERVERT!
(Fireheart turns around)
Fireheart: Uhh...I can explain.
Sandstorm: Please do.
Fireheart: BRAMBLEKIT ATE MY BELT!
Bramblekit: Did not! (piece of belt hanging out of mouth)
Sandstorm: (Taps foot at fireheart)
Tigerclaw: MUAHHAHA! PART ONE OF MY EVIL PLAN COMPLETE! GOOD JOB SON! (takes pictures of Fireheart in his boxers) THIS IS SOOO GOING IN THE YEARBOOK.
Fireaheart: Whats a yearbook?
Tigerclaw: No clue.
Goldenflower: (carrys tawnykit out of the nursery) TIGERCLAW YOU PRAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FIREHEART! PERVERT! (sheilds tawnykit's eyes)
Bramblekit: (tears down pants) I HAVE STRIPED BOXERS TOOO! CUZ IM POTTY TRAINED AND TAWNYKITS NOT! (goes hand in hand with Fireheart)
Both: SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS! SEXY PEAS!
Tigerclaw, Sandstorm, Goldenflower, Tawnykit:(Bang heads repeatidly on dirt)
Sandstorm: (Rolls in agony) FUTURE! FUTURE!
haha okie. R&R
