I don't own Naruto or myself but I do own a small hat or two.
Silly rabbits trix are for kids.
Means inner thoughts
Well it started like any other day , a guy was watching some T.V. relaxing on the couch , little did he know that he was going to embark on a journey so crazy he'd wet his pants.
Sitting on his couch being a jerk, Mitch was just sitting being bored."Yo mom have anything for me to do?"
"Sorry dear but looks like you already did your chores."
"Really? cool well I guess I'm going to...ahhhh"
" What did you say dear?"
But he disappeared and he landed in the middle of Konoha.
"Where the hell am I?" said Mitch.
" You're in Konoha , HI MY NAME'S NARUTO UZUMAKI THE GREATEST NINJA EVER!!"
" Whatever, dobe you don't belong as a ninja," said the raven haired boy.
"Shut it teme no one was talking to you."
" Don't talk to Sasuke-kun like that Naruto," said an angry pink haired girl. She then went on to punch him straight to the wall.
" Man can anyone help me out here?"
"Help yourself dobe, geez you're pathetic."
" Yeah I'm pathetic wow you hurt my feelings Sasuke-kun."
" So what's your name?" asked the pink kunoichi.
" My name's Halo." said Mitch( just being original.)
" Well Halo my name is Sakura."
" I'm Sasuke Uchiha."
"Yeah yeah last Uchiha after your dear brother murdered your family and he used the Mangekyou on your ass. Crybaby."
" HOW DARE YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT AND YOU ARE WORTHLESS BEING!!!"
" Sasuke, sasuke relax guy. Need some mocha."
"What's mocha?" asked Naruto.
"Well in my world its a nice coffee drink."
" You're not from around here huh?" asked Sakura.
"Nope." said Halo
" Yo , sorry I'm late but I got lost..."
" Yeah yeah lost in the path of life I tell that excuse to my school when I'm actually doing something else."
" WHAT!!!" said Sakura, Naruto and even Sasuke.
" Ehehehe yea well anyways who are you???" asked Kakashi.
" I'm Halo and I'm going to be the next Hokage believe it."
" WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S MY DREAM YOU THIEF!!"
" Oh yeah I forgot. Well I'm from a different world and I have too much info on everybody and the future."
" Really??" said Kakashi.
" Yeah like how you Kakashi love Rin and love Icha Icha paradise books."
" O...M...G" said Sakura.
" Pervert!!!" screamed Naruto
HOW DOES THIS KID KNOW??? Well I'll get to the bottom of this.
" Man am I hungry do you guys have any cookies or some pizza or some burgers."
" What are those you're drugs???" smirked Sasuke.
" Wow I have never heard such a terrible joke like that." said Halo.
" Yeah that was pretty stupid." said Kakashi.
Sasuke went on to being emo while being chased by Sakura which was being followed by Naruto.
" So how much do you know gaki???"
" Well I also know Naruto's kyuubi container, their will be an invasion, ummm... Sarutobi will die, Orochimaru will be in the chuunin exams, Oroch will have an orgy with a guy named Kabuto and Itachi, Kurenai is hot and ummm ...Sasuke is gay."
" WHAT!!!" said really suprised Kakashi.
" If you didn't hear me old man then I won't tell you its too bothersome."
" What the hell orgy, invasion, death???"
" Chillax , Hatake I was kidding about a few things."
" Wooh really which ones???"
" Ummmm..."
So they stood there for three long hours.
"Well??? I'M WAITING." said Kakashi.
"Can't say its classified." said Halo.
This kid's going to give me a headache worse than Naruto.
" So let's go talk to this Sarutobi guy, Mr. Kakashi." said Halo.
" Fine."
"What a troublesome sensei and students."
To be continued...
Yay this is my first written story I hope y'all enjoy it my good friends and hopefully I can get some reviews.
OH BOTHER!!!
