Who the hell are you?

I don't own Naruto or myself but I do own a small hat or two.

Silly rabbits trix are for kids.

Means inner thoughts

Well it started like any other day , a guy was watching some T.V. relaxing on the couch , little did he know that he was going to embark on a journey so crazy he'd wet his pants.

Sitting on his couch being a jerk, Mitch was just sitting being bored."Yo mom have anything for me to do?"

"Sorry dear but looks like you already did your chores."

"Really? cool well I guess I'm going to...ahhhh"

" What did you say dear?"

But he disappeared and he landed in the middle of Konoha.

"Where the hell am I?" said Mitch.

" You're in Konoha , HI MY NAME'S NARUTO UZUMAKI THE GREATEST NINJA EVER!!"

" Whatever, dobe you don't belong as a ninja," said the raven haired boy.

"Shut it teme no one was talking to you."

" Don't talk to Sasuke-kun like that Naruto," said an angry pink haired girl. She then went on to punch him straight to the wall.

" Man can anyone help me out here?"

"Help yourself dobe, geez you're pathetic."

" Yeah I'm pathetic wow you hurt my feelings Sasuke-kun."

" So what's your name?" asked the pink kunoichi.

" My name's Halo." said Mitch( just being original.)

" Well Halo my name is Sakura."

" I'm Sasuke Uchiha."

"Yeah yeah last Uchiha after your dear brother murdered your family and he used the Mangekyou on your ass. Crybaby."

" HOW DARE YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT AND YOU ARE WORTHLESS BEING!!!"

" Sasuke, sasuke relax guy. Need some mocha."

"What's mocha?" asked Naruto.

"Well in my world its a nice coffee drink."

" You're not from around here huh?" asked Sakura.

"Nope." said Halo

" Yo , sorry I'm late but I got lost..."

" Yeah yeah lost in the path of life I tell that excuse to my school when I'm actually doing something else."

" WHAT!!!" said Sakura, Naruto and even Sasuke.

" Ehehehe yea well anyways who are you???" asked Kakashi.

" I'm Halo and I'm going to be the next Hokage believe it."

" WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S MY DREAM YOU THIEF!!"

" Oh yeah I forgot. Well I'm from a different world and I have too much info on everybody and the future."

" Really??" said Kakashi.

" Yeah like how you Kakashi love Rin and love Icha Icha paradise books."

" O...M...G" said Sakura.

" Pervert!!!" screamed Naruto

HOW DOES THIS KID KNOW??? Well I'll get to the bottom of this.

" Man am I hungry do you guys have any cookies or some pizza or some burgers."

" What are those you're drugs???" smirked Sasuke.

" Wow I have never heard such a terrible joke like that." said Halo.

" Yeah that was pretty stupid." said Kakashi.

Sasuke went on to being emo while being chased by Sakura which was being followed by Naruto.

" So how much do you know gaki???"

" Well I also know Naruto's kyuubi container, their will be an invasion, ummm... Sarutobi will die, Orochimaru will be in the chuunin exams, Oroch will have an orgy with a guy named Kabuto and Itachi, Kurenai is hot and ummm ...Sasuke is gay."

" WHAT!!!" said really suprised Kakashi.

" If you didn't hear me old man then I won't tell you its too bothersome."

" What the hell orgy, invasion, death???"

" Chillax , Hatake I was kidding about a few things."

" Wooh really which ones???"

" Ummmm..."

So they stood there for three long hours.

"Well??? I'M WAITING." said Kakashi.

"Can't say its classified." said Halo.

This kid's going to give me a headache worse than Naruto.

" So let's go talk to this Sarutobi guy, Mr. Kakashi." said Halo.

" Fine."

"What a troublesome sensei and students."

To be continued...

Yay this is my first written story I hope y'all enjoy it my good friends and hopefully I can get some reviews.

OH BOTHER!!!