Title: The Twelve Days-A Harry Potter Christmas

Author: Sparkling Diamond Satine

Summary: A parody of the traditional Twelve Days of Christmas using Harry Potter related stuff. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own either Harry Potter or the song "Twelve Days...." so back off!

Rating: PG (for...stuff...yeah)

Note: Thanks for pointing that out, clementine, i've revised it!

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On the first day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

A very violent Whomping Willow tree.

On the second day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Two magic wands and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.

On the third day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent

Whomping Willow tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and

very violent Whomping Willow tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic

wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three

Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch

brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow

tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Nine Snowy Owls, eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five

Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very

violent Whomping Willow tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Ten Golden Snitches, nine Snowy Owls, eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six

Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic

wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Eleven screaming Mandrakes, ten Golden Snitches, nine Snowy Owls, eight Sorting

Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three

Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me

Twelve Wizard's Chessboards, eleven screaming Mandrakes, ten Golden Snitches, nine

Snowy Owls, eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks,

four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent

Whomping Willow tree.