Title: The Twelve Days-A Harry Potter Christmas
Author: Sparkling Diamond Satine
Summary: A parody of the traditional Twelve Days of Christmas using Harry Potter related stuff. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own either Harry Potter or the song "Twelve Days...." so back off!
Rating: PG (for...stuff...yeah)
Note: Thanks for pointing that out, clementine, i've revised it!
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On the first day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
A very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the second day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Two magic wands and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the third day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent
Whomping Willow tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and
very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic
wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three
Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch
brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow
tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Nine Snowy Owls, eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five
Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very
violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Ten Golden Snitches, nine Snowy Owls, eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six
Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic
wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Eleven screaming Mandrakes, ten Golden Snitches, nine Snowy Owls, eight Sorting
Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three
Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Twelve Wizard's Chessboards, eleven screaming Mandrakes, ten Golden Snitches, nine
Snowy Owls, eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks,
four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent
Whomping Willow tree.
Author: Sparkling Diamond Satine
Summary: A parody of the traditional Twelve Days of Christmas using Harry Potter related stuff. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own either Harry Potter or the song "Twelve Days...." so back off!
Rating: PG (for...stuff...yeah)
Note: Thanks for pointing that out, clementine, i've revised it!
~*~
On the first day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
A very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the second day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Two magic wands and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the third day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent
Whomping Willow tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and
very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic
wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three
Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch
brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow
tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Nine Snowy Owls, eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five
Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very
violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Ten Golden Snitches, nine Snowy Owls, eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six
Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic
wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Eleven screaming Mandrakes, ten Golden Snitches, nine Snowy Owls, eight Sorting
Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks, four Quidditch brooms, three
Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent Whomping Willow tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Tom Riddle gave to me
Twelve Wizard's Chessboards, eleven screaming Mandrakes, ten Golden Snitches, nine
Snowy Owls, eight Sorting Hats, seven pewter cauldrons, six Animagi, five Basilisks,
four Quidditch brooms, three Chocolate Frogs, two magic wands, and a very violent
Whomping Willow tree.
