-1Once there was a brave knight. One day, the princess of a magical land was kidnapped, and the knight had to save her.
He traveled for many days. Finally, he came upon a dragon.
"I will eat you!" said the dragon. The knight drew his sword, but the dragon was talking to the princess's kidnapper, who was planning on killing the knight.
The kidnapper screamed and ran away. The knight then rode the dragon to where the princess was.
"You saved me!" said the princess.
"Let's take you home." said the knight.
The knight and the princess went back. They rode the dragon, so it went faster, but the knight had developed a strong need to pee.
The king and queen were delighted to see their daughter again, and the king said that he would give the knight any three wishes.
He didn't wish for gold, or even the princess's hand in marriage.
What he said was "My first wish, your majesty, is to have permission to use the Royal Restroom."
After a week, the knight and princess were married, giving him permission to use the Royal Restroom any time he wanted.
The End.
Author's Note: HermioneHarry4ever came up with the ending. That's about it, really, except for the fact that this was NOT an actual fairy tale.
