If Axel married Larxene…

Disclaimer: Fire plus lightning equals... what does fire plus lightning equal?

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If Axel married Larxene, that would be one explosive combination.

Now let me see, how would this happen? Oh, I know. Axel wants to show people that he isn't homosexual, so he marries Larxene.

Having studied 'marriage,' Axel decides to take Larxene on a honeymoon. So Larxene decides that they should go to a tropical rainforest for their honeymoon.

Why? Because of the thunderstorms.

Thunderstorms usually come with rain, so The Flurry of Dancing Flames will be miserable through the entire honeymoon.

When they get, back, they'll probably have to find a place to live. Maybe a little house in Twilight Town, or maybe Hollow Bastion, or they may just go back to Castle Oblivion so when Larxene finally gives up and throttles Axel, he'll have witnesses who can say 'Larxene did it.' Yeah, they'd live at Castle Oblivion.

Then there's Axel's whole 'Got it memorized?' thing. Larxene will probably use her knives to pin Axel to the wall after the first twenty times he uses that in a conversation.

And they'd probably have a kid, because that's what most people do and far as any poor ignorant sap can tell, these two are just a normal family. They'd have a daughter, because Larxene would be the one dominating that marriage. She would have strawberry blond hair. I'm not sure what they would name the kid, but I'm sure it would involve the letter 'X.' She would control fire and have knives for weapons, or she would have power over thunder and lightning and use chakrams for weapons. Probably the fire and knives, because I see her as being more like her father.

She would also roam the castle looking for things to do. Xemnas would teach her about hearts and the power of darkness, Marluxia would teach her about gardening, and Luxord would probably teach her about rhetoric and gambling. Demyx might even teach her to play the sitar. (Since I'm assuming Larxene doesn't like the sitar, Larxene will electrocute Demyx.)

Axel will start wondering if maybe they should move (hanging around Xemnas is probably bad for his daughter) and Larxene will put her foot down. Actually Axel will be prostrate on the floor with Larxene's foot on his back. That will end the discussion of moving.

(I can just see the rest of Organization XIII watching that battle and making notes never to get on Larxene's bad side.)

As stated earlier, Larxene would be the one dominating this marriage. I can just see her telling Axel to take out the trash, and for whatever reason, Axel doesn't do it. So Larxene uses her power over electricity to convince Axel to re-think his decision.

All in all, this marriage could hang on by the skin of its teeth, but it would be a disaster none the less.

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T.A.R.N.S.: Axel is not homosexual. I just want you people to know that.

Nyoshi: But it is fun to pick on him.

Axel: Maybe for you.

T.A.R.N.S.: So there you have it. Please review! (Flames accepted. This involves Axel so it has already been made non-flammable.)