5,4,3,2,1
And they are off!
The Harry Potter representative Hermione Granger has just turned and run!
Cinderella has just stepped into a mud puddle!
What a tragedy!
It is all over her glass slippers!
Oh! Ariel is out of water! She has died! That's got to suck!
Hermione Granger has reached a blackberry bush.
"Blackberries have 9.61% carbohydrates and 4.88% sugar! Obviously they have other things as well like solid dietary fibre and a even little bit of fat and-"
Darth Vader comes and cuts Hermione in half with a lightsaber.
What a smart waste.
