5,4,3,2,1

And they are off!

The Harry Potter representative Hermione Granger has just turned and run!

Cinderella has just stepped into a mud puddle!

What a tragedy!

It is all over her glass slippers!

Oh! Ariel is out of water! She has died! That's got to suck!

Hermione Granger has reached a blackberry bush.

"Blackberries have 9.61% carbohydrates and 4.88% sugar! Obviously they have other things as well like solid dietary fibre and a even little bit of fat and-"

Darth Vader comes and cuts Hermione in half with a lightsaber.

What a smart waste.