A/N: I was inspired to do this story by Long Live the Pickles.
Dedication: This story is dedicated to Long Live the Pickles.
Disclaimer: I am not J. because if I were the following statements would be true.
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If I ruled Hogwarts:
Ginny and Harry would be together forever
Ron and Hermione would be together forever
Ginny would hex Cho Chang with something far nastier than the bat bogey hex
Voldemort would wear make up and a tutu
Harry would not be friends with Ron and Hermione
Harry would hate Dumbledore
Dumbledore would be dyed pink at be bald
Cedric would be dead much earlier
Hogwarts would be introduced to electricity and more importantly mobiles and ipods
Robes would be out of fashion and everyone would where normal clothes
Hogwarts would be introduced to muggle music
Especially Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry
Everyone would know the lyrics to Stronger by Kelly Clarkson
Voldemort would be called Moldyshorts
Arianna would be alive
Draco would be normal and hexed into next week
Crabbe and Goyle would be permanently be transfigured into the dung beetles they are
Hogwarts would be called A Magical School for Those Who Aren't Muggles or Squibs
Bellatrix would be a squib
Dudley would be transfigured into a Hippo permanently
Vernon would be called Vermin and be transfigured into a Whale permanently
Petunia would be transfigured into horseradish and sprayed with weed killer
Pettigrew would be caught in a mouse trap
Lily and James Potter would be alive
Sirius would be alive
Sirius would not have gone to Azkaban
All death eaters (with the exception of Snape) would be eaten by dementors
After eating the Death Eaters, all dementors would disappear forever
Snape would turn into a bat permanently
Millicent would die
Pansy would die
McGonagall would die by cat e.g. scratched to death
Hermione would own hair straightener
Molly Weasley would be divorced by Arthur and cast out of the family of Weasley
