Chapter one: Reason one - The world is a really small place(and crowded)
Age:4
November
Sometimes I really don't get people. Honestly if it was down to me everything would be somewhat disorganised in life, just enough for me to point out it's flaws like I was always meant to do (which I'm superb at :P )...That would be way more fun. Think about it from my point of view here - nothing and no one's new!
Life here is like meeting a stranger only to realise you know them in one way or another. For example there is the little girl(boy thing?) at play group who has a strange obsession with sharp things and I honestly don't have anything against but I do tend to to steer (far) away from her. If you're reading this now TenTen keep in mind I only speak the truth and nothing but the truth. Anyway I recently discovered her dad works in the bakery. Yes, the Mr Ginger BreadMan (who coincidentally always chuckles and gives me a gingerbread man when ever I call him that) in all his glory had spawned that little wreck with would you believe it...the shopkeeper! I bet you can all agree with me when you did a spit take right out of your sippy cup; I still don't get to this day how feisty-but-well-meaning shopkeeper + kindly-fire haired-baker= bratty-nappyhead-nitwit. If I was them I would put her where she belongs - in the trash!
Do you want to know what's even worse? Nope, wrong, it's finding out you're related to someone or two people you know are cousins! Imagine the shock on my face when I found out Higgledy-Piggeldy Hinata was related to... Neji (no cutesy nicknames provided for that jerk, no way Jose!) It's a little strange how it all kind of slots into place when you think about it like some wicked person is making sure that life in our tiny village is a massive web of connection!
The Harunos personally know the Uzumakis and so do the Uchihas. The Naras are tied into the Akimichis, the Hyuugas are linked with the Senjus and blah, blah, blah, my family is somewhere in the mix too! No, terrible! At this rate nothing will go my way 'cause I want new, exciting people who won't butt into everyone's life all the time 'cause that's just what village folks do...
It's so strange that it's literally like we are waiting to be swallowed by the imminent spider of mundanity. It is for this reason, when I grow up I really want to move to the big city and become a famous actor because I'm really starting to hate Konoha!
Authors note: Is Ino too bratty? Are there problems with grammar that you would like to throw in? Does the story and characterising suck so far? Well you're just going to have to tell me by reveiw!
