"He name Montel william, age 54. Height, 6 ft. He do late night infomertial.. you know live well with montel?" say middle age poblice obicer "ya but what he do here?" say oter ofer. "He accuse of sex assliting Oprey winfrah om her show opreh winfrea show. he sware he no do it tho, but he blk so he lie." say oter officer. "I KNOW if he lie or no." say friend of montel who camed to bail his out to officer . It was long friend of momtel... it were.. white old jew friend Maury Povich. "wat 2 sucesful men like u do with loser like this he no have he own show!" say head police man. The other sucesful man the police obicer talk to were Jerry Spinger. "DONT U EEEVR MESS WITH MOMTEL!" say Springer and he look at he meanly and the oppicer fel he neck be sqezed by inbisible fors like darth bader! Mary see white hand tho for some reason... The two old dudes go and waked up monetel in he cell and ask he what he stealed this time "i no steal nosing!" say momtel The oder to ppl laff and mary say "we no stupid but wat dis we heer about oprah be asluted on show. "I NO DO! I sware i no do dat. I want to do dat becaus she inslut me infornt of wole world but I knowed it no good do do!" "wat thin you? he lie?" say jerry and Maury close he eye and a ghastly figure of a man in white coat in glasses come form Maury body he seem analyze monetl and look thinkingfully. "he... no lying... this must mean..." Maury intterupet by Montely crying "my life ruin... oprah mak sure i nevr get jobeed agin! what da point... good bye friend..." "MOMTEL NO!" yell SPinger and Mary in unison! as they say this Monetl taked gun he stelaed from prisin guard (cause he blak and gud at stealin (innate qualiter)) and shotted heself in he head goodfight...but him no die!

Inseatd, montel see a hamd grab bullet midair! "this wat i epsect..." muter maruy "you see monetel.. you are changing and thoguh you didnt feel or remember atking oprah.. you actual did. That spirit insibe you that stop bullet is call a stand. all we tlak show hosts have one now since oprah hab start begin to assume so mach poer." "a stamb...?" stummmer montel "yes you see.. springer here he habe one too... care to show he?" "bery well...but i need see volionce or be attck first to activate my stand." MArute compleed and began to punched jerry springer in face "MUDA DA", but all sudden two ghost arms block from jery sping body. he come and block every punch. It were bald white man with black shirt that say security ...it were STEVE WILKOS! "and so u seed, motel, jerry have stand too but only stamd usernam can see other stan it look like invisible to regular people. and you too have stan moetl ... bring he out." say mury and motel say "hoe? i no do?" "maury see he tepidation and say "jerby you go atk he make he come out." "i put he in hopeital" "i no care! DO!" and jerby comply and he atk moetel thru bars and all of studden...moetel stand camed out... blocok all punch from spinger. all of sudden spinger hear " FARCOLN PAAAAAWNCCHHH" and he jumped back and the jail cell dorred camed off... it were captein falcom. "this.. power of stand?" ask moetl "stam are repretation of iner poer so your stand are captain falcon,conquerer and god killer from lebend, me stand the scientist and spinger stand are steve wilkos secruity guart. since u out of jail now we come to my house we need talk"

the three of dem get back to mary house and sit on the couch and start jerking off. they all poop open a few beers. "cheers!" they all say in unison. ok "so wat is goin on wit all the stand poers we getted?" qestion moete..."wall, you shoul no that you lose your show for a reason moetel... you kno opreda? she get more more poerful each day sinc she becamed evil and strated to STEAL all talk show host air time! she expect all people to met fate alone while she steal peor fat beyond all imaginatbin. yu producer use yo support for trop as runescape goat to stel your air time... and those she no stel... she convert to her cause... the other talk sho host you see on sho when she imvite you somne fell to her commend cause they have many fear. i suspect she now have stand poer too, being year since the incident.. and on piers morgan tonight she no humiliate when sehe talk about sister! she weasel her way our but i think it due to stand poer." esplaim maryt.. "i 2 face oprah when new poer in ehr... she offer me jon her but i refuse and ranned away fat... she no care cause she think i small time showed." rebat spinger. "where oprah now? we must stop her ebil rane o terortit before she take over all show!" exlame moetel! "U numb digger... where else think she? she claifornia where all tv show maked... this no some elaborate scheme to journey al over da plase or w/e idk... wa tu think she EGYPE?" chucked maury... "ok how go? we taked ur private jet there?" ask moetel " no no i broked now so spinger no 1 but local ppl watch show muchly so i get decent celery but i no afford jet... we go comercial airline but no endanger people in flight.. stand to stong if orpah massive attak." "RAOD TIP!""" they alkl say in together. so after the three finish talking and jerking off firstly, they all get in spinger's hummer and begin the long road to claiforgona from baldimore maryland, montel home tone...