I finally decided to get this written down. ^^ This fanfiction is going to be a little different from all the others because it's based on my favourite movie of all time. It's going to follow the same storyline of 'How to Train Your Dragon' but with it's going to be darker and some parts will be a little different. If you haven't yet seen the film don't worry, I have added my own elements in this story so it's not going to be exactly the same as the film for example: They're not going to be Vikings, instead they are people who live on an unknown island. For those of you who have seen the film, well you'll be familiar with some things but unfamiliar with things I've added myself.

Disclaimer: I don't own WWE or any of its wrestlers! I also do not own the story of 'How to Train Your Dragon' and some of the dialogue in this fic. I've written this fic just for the enjoyment of others and myself and I'm not intending to offend the WWE Wrestlers or DreamWork's film in any way.

Rating: M

Pairings: Cena/Randy more could be possible

Warnings: Slash, violence, man sex and the fact that John falls in love with a dragon might seem weird to some. XD


How To Train Your Randy

Chapter 1

John Cena's POV

This is Shen Tien. It's a tiny little island that's located just outside of Ancient China. Even though the island is unheard of, we Americans that settled here still adapt to the Chinese culture, such as the food we eat and the way we dress and live our lives. Not many people live here, only a tiny little village is nestled in between the thick forests, caves and waterfalls. That village-is my village. It's been here for quite a while, in fact, it's been here ever since Shen Tien was discovered by my ancestors, which was at least a few hundred years ago. So yeah, the village is a good place to live in. We have all sorts of things such as training how to become great warriors like our ancestors or if you're a little on the peaceful side, we have fishing, hunting and farming.

The only down side about this beautiful island are the pests.

Most other places have things like mice that puncture holes in your food's packaging, or spiders that crawl on your ceiling…but we have…

Dragons.

Most people would leave, but we're warriors that have sworn to the ancestors to protect this island from any evil…but I myself just call it stubbornness issues.

My name's John Cena. I'm a 33 year old who lives on the island with the other residents. Everyone here is tough and tasteless but me? I'm probably the most level headed and the coolest guy around here… or at least, that's what I think I am. To be quite honest, I think everyone here disagrees with that, that's probably because they're jealous for I am simply the best…NOT.

I've always been treated like the livestock on Shen Tien because I am the only person on this island that hasn't killed a dragon before. Killing a dragon is everything around here. The reason being is because we're especially trained to fend off the deadly monsters that always invade our village that steal our food and kill people. Each time a dragon invasion takes place, most of the time being around the middle of 3am which, for some reason, is the dragons' favourite time of the day, the warriors of the island are always out of their beds in a heartbeat and immediately start with fighting the dragons. Of course, I have to be up at 3am to help with handing out weapons to the warriors, which is apparently, the only thing I'm good for. Each time I try to help with killing a dragon, something always goes 'wrong' just like everyone else said it did. It reminded me of the time when I accidentally let a dozen of poisonous dragons out of a net that the warriors managed to trap in. The terrible result was quite a few people falling seriously ill thanks to the poison the dragons managed to spray everywhere. After that incident, the warriors never allowed me to go outside during an invasion, so I had to stay inside with a tough meat head that went by the name 'Kane' and help him with handing out the weapons. Kane was a lot bigger than me and had bi coloured eyes, one green and the other a pale blue. I wasn't really afraid of him despite his monstrous appearance. The reason being was because I have been working with him for a few years so I've gotten used to him. Kane didn't always stay inside to hand out weapons like I did though, he sometimes went outside to fight the dragons as well.

My job on the island was not the most interesting. Everyone else got to go outside to fight the dragons and if they weren't fighting, they'd help with putting out fires or helping the wounded. Their jobs were a lot more fun and for a long time, I have been wanting to go outside again and take part in the cooler jobs but sadly, every time I laid a toe outside, I would get scolded and sent back inside. It frustrated me to say the least, but because it had been happening for so many years, I had grown used to it.

There was a group of training warriors who were roughly the same age as me. Their job was mainly putting out fires and if they were lucky, got the fight dragons. That small group of warriors in training always had the cooler jobs and unfortunately, made fun out of me for being such a goof ball. They were just like everyone else, looking down on me because I was never allowed outside and because I was apparently 'different' from everyone else. I always wanted to become a member of that small group of warriors so I could have someone to talk to other than Kane but they just wouldn't accept me.

The group had five people: There was Wade Barrett, who was apparently of a British heritage. He was a tall, stuck up dick head that always teased me and complained every time things didn't go his way. Next, there was the inseparable couple of Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes. These two were never seen without one or the other and always had awkward makeout sessions at random times and places. They always worked together and sometimes had their differences but these two were like bread and butter, they complimented each other. Then there was the short nerd Evan Bourne, who seemed to know everything and anything about dragon types, their abilities and their shapes and sizes. Evan was a little nicer than the rest of the warriors and always gave me looks of sympathy whenever Wade or anyone else would make fun of me but he never said anything. Evan was the quietest of them all, especially when the loudest member of the group spoke: That loud member was Mike Mizanin, or what he would want you to call him, The Miz. The Miz was beautiful when it came to physical looks but on the inside, he was very ugly. He was an obnoxious, egotistical brat who always got what he wanted thanks to his beauty and usually took advantage of that. He often lead the group of training warriors and like everyone else, he teased me as well. Usually I'd bite back at him, but sometimes he had this other side to him that was completely different and less hateful which I didn't quite understand. According to rumours, The Miz had a split personality, which I had to admit was a bit scary. Sometimes he'd be in what some people would call 'Miz' mode, which was when he was loud, annoying and never shutted up. Then there was his 'Mike' mode, which was completely different, he was a lot quieter and very shy and sensitive. I found it pretty scary because sometimes he would change unexpectedly and went from 'Miz' to 'Mike' in the blink of an eye. I've always wanted to know why he was like that, but he'd never let me in on anything because he was such an asshole.

The small group of warriors never really had their parents worrying about them because their parents had their job in fighting dragons. I, unfortunately, don't have a family, or any close ones except for one person. My parents were brutally murdered by a dragon when I was a baby so I didn't remember much of them. I don't remember much of what happened that night either, in fact, no one knew what the killer dragon even looked like. The murder apparently happened out of the blue because they didn't recall any other dragons invading apart from the one that killed my parents. Like I said before, I didn't remember much of what happened… but there was one thing that I do remember about that night, despite my infancy at the time. No one really knew how I survived the attack because dragons always went for the kill as soon as they saw their prey. Even though I was supposed to be killed that night, I managed to see one feature of the dragon that haunted me until this day.

That pair of piercing, glowing icy blue eyes.

I was a baby at the time, but the vague memory of those eyes has always been etched into my brain for all my life. Those cold, penetrating sub-zero eyes looked at me as if they were staring into my very soul and I didn't know how a dragon that close to me didn't kill me. No one did, and I've been questioning that for a very long time.

After the horrible incident, I was adopted by the chief of the village Mark Callaway, who went by the nickname 'The Undertaker'. It was a scary name, but the reason he had it was probably because he'd been killing dragons ever since he was little and he actually looked like death itself. Despite his creepy exterior, he had always been like a father to me and gave me a home. He, himself didn't know how I survived that dragon attack, but he often fed everyone the anger into why we should kill dragons. Even though he was a father to me, he still treated me like everyone else did. He still looked down upon me and never let me go outside to at least kill a small dragon. He protected me yes, but he and his brother Kane were always tough on me and often got me into trouble every time I did something 'wrong' in their eyes, which was not really considered 'wrong' in my eyes…

As for the dragon that killed my parents… no one knows where it is now and what it looked like. I assume it was probably killed during an invasion or something, but something was telling me that it's still out there and one day, I will find that dragon and kill it myself, and hopefully, it will be the first dragon I'll ever kill…


It was a dark, but starry night here at Shen Tien and the time was just around 3am. It was the dragons' favourite time of the day to strike and like everyone expected…they did. Everyone in the village was all shaken out of their sleep and was immediately outside to fight the dragons.

I, like everyone else, hopped out of the bed of my small house and was out the door to fight…well that's what I would do if it wasn't for everyone telling me to get back inside. I had to meet up with Kane to help hand out weapons and sharpen swords. There was a long queue that had already formed outside the small stock house with warriors dressed and ready in their fire proof armour. Just making my way over to the stock house which required me to walk just a tiny bit over towards it, I was already showered with demands in telling me to get back inside. I ignored them of course and met up with my partner and started throwing swords, bows, arrows, and such to the warriors that needed them.

The dragons wreaked havoc all over the village in the short time they were there, already stealing our livestock and setting the houses of the village on fire. It was definitely a sight to see: the small wooden, thatched buildings all being burned to the ground by angry flames, dragons of different colours, shapes and sizes soaring across the sky and leaving ruin in their trails, people getting burnt alive or impaled with sharp claws…we were used to it all.

"You're late, I thought you've been killed already." Kane's gruff voice rang in my ears as I stumbled into the stock house and already getting to work.

"Sorry, I didn't quite get the alarm on time," I answered, pulling out all sorts of weaponry and handing it to the warriors who waited for them.

"Well, looks like a dragon didn't try to burn your ass in time then," Kane chuckled, sharpening a sword and then throwing it into a warrior's waiting hands.

"Pretty much." I answered while sorting out some of the weapons and putting them where they should be. Kane was quick when it came to his job, he handed weapons out and he never got side tracked, I on the other hand, always did.

I watched through one of the windows of the stock house as the warriors pointed their bows at the dragons in the sky and managing to shoot them down with only one arrow. Despite the danger, they put up a good show, swinging axes at the dragons and slicing their heads off or impaling their leathery stomachs with swords. It was gruesome, but cool at the same time because it was something I always wanted to do but couldn't. I watched as the group of five warriors in training threw wooden buckets full of water at the burning buildings. I especially paid attention to The Miz who seemed to be in full 'Miz' mode, obviously showing it through that cocky smile on his face. The flames of the burning buildings behind him only made him look hotter (pun intended) as he slowly walked in front of them, his hips swaying suggestively. Ted and Cody were running side by side, holding one bucket of water in between each of them and working together in putting out fires. Wade Barrett was on his own, throwing two buckets of water at the same time onto the blazing houses with his bulky arms. Lastly there was Evan, who was telling them about the dragon's abilities and how they would avoid them.

Without realizing it, I had been watching them do their jobs for quite some time, completely fascinated in how they did it but was rudely disturbed when I felt myself being dragged by Kane's large hand back over to my work place again.

"Oh come on, you've got to at least let me go outside for once." I whined, trying to pull out of Kane's grasp.

"How many times does Undertaker have to tell you? You're not allowed to step foot outside during a dragon invasion." Kane bellowed, letting me go but not turning away from me.

"He told me more times than I can count, if I could just go outside and kill my first dragon, maybe you guys will trust in me for once in your lives." I spat back.

"The last time we let you go outside to 'kill your first dragon' you almost got CM Punk's head sliced off!" Kane growled.

"If you could just give me another chance, I'll make sure that no one's head gets cut off, only a dragon's." I moaned. Kane always pissed me off when he reminded me of such things. I've been reminded so many times about the things that went wrong, but I didn't remember the last time I've been reminded of something I've done right for once.

"How many chances have we given you John? Everyone has their place in this war, yours is here."

"I know, but I have something that will definitely help me in killing my first dragon." I said while gesturing towards a large cross bow I made all by myself that sat in the corner of the small room. It took me a few months to make, only for the soul purpose of impressing everyone and showing them that I can indeed kill a dragon. If I wasn't very good at fighting a dragon myself like Kane always said I did then maybe I could invent my very own weapon against them that would do the fighting for me. The other reason why I made the cross bow was so when I did have a chance to go outside…I could find the dragon that killed my parents.

"Even if you have that I don't think you'll be able to kill a dragon, you might hit someone with it." Kane muttered.

"Look, you think that everything I do is going to go wrong don't you? This cross bow is designed so I can never miss. Not only does it shoot arrows, but as soon as an arrow punctures its victim, it shoots a net that can completely immobilize them." I explained as I stroked the weapon lovingly. Kane didn't answer, he quickly turned away from me and looked out the weapon window and suddenly gasped lightly, indicating that something was wrong. All of a sudden, all the warriors started screaming more loudly than they were before and started running around frantically. I followed Kane so I could find out what disturbed everyone and my questions were answered when I saw 'it'.

There were many types of dragons, all in different shapes, sizes and colours. They all had different abilities and had different breath types that varied from Fire to Ice. We knew every type of dragon that invaded our village and knew what they could do. Everyone has managed to kill at least one of the types of dragons except for the dragon that no one has ever seen…They call that dragon the 'Whispering Shadow'. Awesome name I know, they gave it that name because the way it flies though the sky is so quiet it sounds like someone is whispering. The 'shadow' part was given to it because its jet black body camouflages with the night sky, making it hard to spot. For some odd reason, that dragon never steals food which always makes us wonder why it even comes here. Sure, like every other dragon that attacks our village, it still leaves destruction at its wake but I doubted it only came here just to burn down everything. The Whispering Shadow is so powerful and fast that as soon as we hear the 'whispering' of its elegant wings, something in the village explodes. No one has ever killed a Whispering Shadow and I feel that if I could get that dragon, maybe people will start respecting me around here, especially Miz.

"They're going to need me out there," Kane said suddenly before grabbing a huge axe from the shelf. He turned to me, "I want you to stay put here. Don't you dare go anywhere. I'll be back." And with that, he sprinted out of the stock house, emitting a loud battle cry as he ran…

It looked like luck was on my side, the Whispering Shadow showed up and I was unsupervised… Maybe today was the day I could finally shoot down that damn Whispering Shadow! Yes sure I was disobeying my friend Kane but I couldn't let this moment slip up. I grabbed my crossbow and ran out of the stock room, ignoring all the warriors' commands in telling me to get back inside. With my quick legs, I ran towards the point where the Whispering Shadow flew. It seemed that it was targeting the watch tower above my house. I saw my 'father' Undertaker standing on the roof of it with many bulky, armoured warriors standing at his side. He was looking up at the sky with a concentrated look, obviously looking for the dragon…

It was then when I heard it, the beating of dragon wings that sounded a lot like someone was whispering in my ear. I looked up to see where the dragon was and then I saw it: An ominous, black silhouette whizzed past the watch tower in such a speed, in a split second, the tower burst into flames. I gasped as I watched Undertaker and his warriors jump from the burning tower and thankfully land on the ground unharmed. He and the warriors then ran towards a group of dark blue dragons who were crowding around a small herd of sheep, trying to stop the dragons from stealing them. Well, Undertaker was occupied with his job so it was now my turn…

I looked up at the starry sky and pointed my large cross bow towards it, trying to see or hear the Whispering Shadow. For a while I didn't see or hear anything, making my adrenaline slowly die out for a while but eventually, the sound of whispering hit my ear drums. I darted my head around to see if I could spot something moving in the sky but I couldn't see anything. It was so damn dark out, the only light being the flames of the burning buildings. I knew the dragon was around somewhere, but I couldn't quite see it.

Just when I was about to give up and head back to the stock room, I saw it…

The black silhouette of the dragon appeared and flew towards the burning watch tower. Big mistake on the dragon's behalf, the bright orange flames gave me an even clearer shot as the flames lit its body, making easier to spot. I closed one eye and aimed at the dragon as it soared through the sky and towards the watch tower and then the tower exploded all of a sudden, its wooden planks flying everywhere. That was my cue, if the dragon just hit the tower, it had to be just next to it. I pulled the trigger on the cross bow, letting the large arrow fly through the sky at an incredible speed. I closed my eyes and hoped that it would hit and surprisingly, the sound of something sharp piercing flesh echoed through the sky. I opened my eyes and looked up to see that something dark was crashing down towards the island's forest, followed by what sounded like a roar of pain. I gasped when I realized that I actually hit the Whispering Shadow, the dragon that people have been searching for for years…

"I…I hit it, I actually hit it!" I thought aloud while jumping up and down clumsily. I turned towards Undertaker to see that he was still trying to get the blue dragons away from the sheep. Damn, I was hoping that he'd see what I did.

Something hot touched the back of my neck, making me turn in an instant. I gasped and nearly jumped out of my skin when I saw that it was a dragon's breath touching me. I yelped loudly, thinking my heart skipped a beat when I found myself staring into the yellow eyes of a huge blood red dragon that had so many long, sharp spines on its back that even those themselves would kill a person. Damn it, judging by the dragon's long legs, it could run fast, making escape seem harder.…Letting out a scream of fear, I ran away from the dragon as fast as my legs could carry me, trying to escape from the giant winged beast. I turned my head around and saw the dragon was hot on my tail growling in anger and trying to burn me alive with its fire breath. While running without any train of thought, I suddenly tripped over something on the ground. I went down with a thud, crying out in pain as my cheek collided with the grassy ground. I turned around and found that the crimson dragon was now standing over me, its sharp claws drawn and ready to rip me apart. I shut my eyes tightly, waiting for the pain of death to hit me hard but it didn't come…

Instead I heard the dragon above me emit an ear piercing roar as something collided hard with it. I slowly opened my eyes to find an arrow was now piercing through one side of the dragon's head and coming out of the other end. Its lifeless body fell to the ground and I turned to the direction of where the arrow came from and found Undertaker standing there with a bow in his hand. He slowly walked over to me with a dark scowl on his face and looked down at me with his angry green eyes. Damn I felt so ashamed, turned out everything didn't quite go to plan. I was hoping that Undertaker would see me take down that Whispering Shadow but instead, he caught me outside with nothing to go by.

Undertaker didn't say a word as he stared down at me, instead he just shook his head in disappointment.

"Sorry, Dad." I said quietly, wincing slightly as I rubbed my now bruised cheek. I sat up but didn't quite stand up because the way Undertaker stared down at me was a little intimidating. Again he didn't say anything which only made me feel even more worried about the consequences of my actions… "But I hit a Whispering Shadow." I said quickly, hoping that Undertaker would buy it but just as I expected, he didn't. He just grabbed hold of my arm with his large hand and pulled me to my feet and started dragging me towards our house. Judging by the silence in the village, it looked like all the dragons had flown away for some reason. I noticed that the sun was peeking out too, indicating that the morning finally arrived. Damn it, I felt like bashing my head against a wall because as Undertaker dragged me, I frantically tried to explain what happened with the Whispering Shadow dragon but every word I said went through one ear and out the other.

"I mean it Dad, I actually hit it, I used that cross bow I had been making in my room for all those months, the dragon went down, if I could just go out there and show you I cou-." I stopped talking mid-sentence as Undertaker cut in with his deep voice.

"Stop! Just shut your mouth alright? Every time you step outside a disaster always occurs, why can't you just stay inside and follow the simplest orders?" He bellowed. His voice was so loud it made me flinch away slightly but being the stubborn person I was, I spat back,

"I can't stop myself, if you guys are allowed to kill dragons why can't I?"

"That's because first of all: you've got to learn that killing a dragon is not something you could do, and second for all, you are many things John and a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house, I have your mess to clean up," Undertaker said mercilessly. He turned towards Kane, who had somehow ended up at my side. "Make sure he gets there Kane, I don't want him trying to tie a dragon to a tree or something."

Kane violently shoved me but I managed to keep my footing. He stayed behind me as we walked towards the house and that was when I heard Wade's thick accented voice call towards me.

"That was quite the performance Cena!" He laughed with a sickening grin on his face.

"I don't think I've ever seen anyone fuck anything up that bad before." Cody added in, laughing just as loud as Wade. I kept my mouth shut, not wanting to pick a fight with them. All five of the warriors in training laughed and jeered but surprisingly, Miz didn't say anything. He just stared at me with a somewhat disappointed frown on his handsome face. Miz was usually the first one to start with the teasing but for some reason, he didn't say anything. I assumed that he was in 'Mike' mode but I wasn't quite sure because that frown on his face didn't look like 'Mike' at all.

It didn't matter anyway because Kane and I made it to my house, where the ruined watch tower sat. He dropped me off at the porch but I turned around to speak,

"I mean it Kane, I really actually hit the dragon." I whined, standing outside my house's door but not opening it.

"Sure you did." Kane said sarcastically.

"No, I actually did, but you guys just never listen to me." I retorted.

"Maybe that's because everything you say is nonsense." Kane replied.

"Well every time I try to give you decent information, you guys don't listen to me anyway. If you guys hate me so much, why didn't you just leave me to get killed by that dragon all those years ago?"

"You know Undertaker would never allow a baby or anyone else get killed by a dragon." Kane grumbled his bi coloured eyes now serious.

"Well then let me show you why saving me from that dragon was the right choice…" I said sadly and with that, I opened the door to my house and walked in. I heard Kane sigh behind me as I shut the door but ignored him.

Frustration was probably one of the worst feelings in the world. I actually managed to hit a dragon and it was all just a waste of time because no one saw me do it. I tried to shoot down the dragon so someone could see me do it and maybe they'll start treating me like everyone else. But, sadly enough, no one saw me so now I had to find the dragon and prove to them that I hit it myself…Wait…how was I supposed to do that? Yeah, I knew that the dragon landed somewhere in the forest but I had no idea where. Would the dragon hurt me if I went looking for it? I still found it hard to believe myself that I actually managed to hit a Whispering Shadow all by myself…but then again, I was so eager to find out what a Whispering Shadow dragon looked like. Maybe if I went looking for it, not only would I be able to show Undertaker and everyone else that I can kill a dragon but I can finally lay eyes on a dragon that no one has ever seen before…

Maybe, going looking for the dragon, sounded like a good idea after all…


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