Bill was bored. Greatly bored, so bored he went off of his way to find someone to mess with. It didn't take him long to find his new puppets – two dark haired twins. He first saw them performing magic show in place called 'tent of telepathy'.

He almost laughed at first at this clearly fake tricks till real magic started. That picked demons attention. How could humans make objects levitate without any hidden strings? Looking closer he noticed little blue talismans both kids wore. Boy at his tie and girl at headband. Bill smiled. What
a funny thing it was.

He knew what those were and how far their potential could go. And by looks of things twins were close to this limit. Bill smiled, it was going to be fun… so much fun. He liked way they looked at their audience. It was 'you foolish fools' kind of look. He really liked it.

...

Bill paid twins visit that same night. In mind scape of course. No need to tire himself by going to their boring dimension. At first he was just looking around. What a surprise – they were in front of twins precious tent. He was slowly getting more and more excited watching kids look around. Mabel – the girl, was looking around with wide opened eyes, silent. Her brother – Dipper, had more calculating look. "Be careful, sister. This is not our tent." he noted.

"Aren't you smart? Not that I doubted it." Bill started floating closer. Twins instantly looked at him wide eyed. "Welcome to Mindscape kids." Bill used his most friendly and cheerful voice. If he had lips he'd smile.

"Who… What are you?" Dipper asked. Voice cold.

"Name's Bill Cipher. I'm a demon governing this lovely dimension." demon mostly lied. Only his name was true. Not that they needed to know that…

"The dream demon..." Mabel whispered.

"So yo heard of me." Bill cheered. "Not that I wasn't expecting it. Just look at you two. So smart, so strong. I guess no one dares to mess with you. Must be nice..." He was slowly descending from happy and cheerful to sad crying.

"All-powerful dream demon is a crybaby?" Dipper muttered in amusement. Mabel was laughing next to him. In any other situation Bill would kill them both, but not now. Now he wanted to gain their 'trust' or something human like… "And look at that little, adorable bow tie." Mabel breathed. Dipper nodded at it.

Bill was pretty close to breaking and killing them right there and then. "But I'm not here to just talk, as nice as it is." Bill changed subject. "I noticed your little accessories and I must say I'm surprised." demon let this statement hang for while.

Twins looked at each other for second "What do you mean?" Dipper asked. His sister no longer laughing.

"It's rare for humans your age to be this good at magic. You're almost at limit of their power." Bill explained. "Although now, after meeting you two I must say, it's not surprising at all." he continued. Twins seemed to like his praises. It was almost too easy.

"And what with it? It's not like we need anything else." Dipper shrugged.

"There is no doubt about it. But if you'll ever want it, you can just summon me and ask." Bill countered pouring more honey at them. Mabel might be already his but Dipper. He'll need more convincing.

"And the price?" Mabel asked hugging her brothers arm.

"Just a small favour. Nothing big or all that important now. Or ever. I might even stay with you two till time of payment. For company and some explaining. Not that much would be needed with how great at magic you two already are." Bill explained floating in circles. "No need to be fast about it. Think it trough, I'm certain you'll make a good decision. A great one for that matter." With that last line Bill let kids out of Mindscape.

Now all he needed was to wait for summoning… And kill some things to vent off after that conversation.

A week later summoning came. Preparing his nicest possible personality Bill responded. "Nice to see you two again." He greeted cheerfully.

"Stop dancing around. We are here for business." Mabel said flatly. Her brother was just standing there holding quite familiar to Bill book. It was getting even more fun. "I still think we don't need it." Dipper noted rolling his eyes.

"Come on bro-bro. Just look at him what about this guy is dangerous. And we've read the book." Mabel said. Bill noticed that she's getting annoyed. "So, Bill. You'll give us power and listen to us till you decide what you want in return?" Mabel asked looking back at blue triangle.

"Beautiful and smart. Dangerous mix that fits you perfectly, madam." Bill bowed taking of his top hat. Mabel only giggled while Dipper rolled his eyes again. He seemed to be absolutely resistant to Bills praises and flattery.

"Very well then. We have a deal, don't we brother?" Dipper just shrugged. He didn't really care. But Mabel was his sister and well, someone got to make sure she'll be at next show. "Fine" he said as she ignored his nod.

Bill just offered each brightly burning hand shake. "And it's done. I always knew you two are smart." Neither of twins noticed short flash or red in demons eyed.

First order/request he received shocked Bill – 'can you look like human'. Well Bill could and Madam was really happy about it. And Master? His reaction was far more entertaining.

"Unfortunately I can't keep this form visible to others for long." Bill sobbed while Dipper was pretending not looking up and down demons lithe figure. Bill intentionally took this look. Scanning Dippers mind for his 'perfect lover's' look wasn't hard.

And thus bony, shy light-blue haired boy stood there as Mabel messed his hair to demons hidden displeasure while her brother fought his reflex of hugging the hell of demon. Bill on his end was admiring his work silently, still playing innocent crybaby – his favourite play…

But he had to admit one thing – Dipper got quite the taste in style. Bill run his hands over dark blue vest and dress pants of same shade. Light blue dress shirt was a bit uncomfortable around neck but at least there was still a bow tie and top hat. Bill hated humans with passion, looking like on made him want to puke.


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