Cold drops of snowflakes ascended from heaven and into the streets of Konoha. The bustling village roared of laughter and joy as its citizens celebrated christmas. There was a boy with tainted blue shirt coated with red paint along with his blonde hair, tattered jeans, and a formiddably agonizing look on his face.

"HINATA! I'M COMING FOR YOU!"
"Nooo! Naruto-kun! You have to walk faster!" Hinata laughed at the zombie Naruto slowly chasing her. The two where playing at a mall, where thousands of citizens where flocking to every shop. Busy floors and small business shops where quickly accumulating noise, so both neared towards an empty spot of the mall. Hinata was walking backwards, facing the slow-poked Naruto, thinking she'd have an advantage thanks to Naruto's withered form. Suddenly she felt solid concrete hit her back, and realised she had been cornered. Realising of her situation, she tried to look for evasive spots, but alas, not one was found. A similar feeling crept up to her, as she vaguely remembered all the times Naruto 'cornered' her for small 'thank-yous' and the likes, like the situation she is now, and began to blush furiously.

"W-wait Naruto-kun! We can work this out!"

With a victorious smirk, Naruto trudged forward with his hands infront of him.

"Youuuuuuuu stole gama-channnnnnnnnnnnn. You stole my brainssssssssss. Now. I'll steal your heart. Urghhhh!"

Trembling with both nervousness and excitement, the teeny girl quickly raised her hands to her face to block the incoming force.
"Wahhh! Wait, wait!"

It was too late for the lavender-haired girl, as his lips encased hers in a flash. Through the contact, delight was brought into their very souls, where warmth accompanied delight. Soft moans broke out from both, as sparkes surged form their bodies. Interlocking lips, both tirelessly wrestled their tongues, becoming less and less aware of the world around them. They were at the edge of sanity, with pleasure and bliss drilling their minds as they dangerously continued to canoodle heavily. With the lack of air breaking them apart, the two looked at each other. Hinata held a weak look, looking like she was all too eager to succumb to the might of the Uzumaki zombie. A seductive smirk appeared on Naruto's face all to quickly.

"What a great way to zombify someone, ne?"
"Shut up and kiss me."

Naruto gladly obliged, and a hot makeout session occured.

30 minutes later...

"Hey guys! I smell them! I think they're here! Look! I Found them! They're-"
Kiba stood shocked, then disgusted.

"Nevermind, they're somewhere else." What is with those two?