Lanky's Fruit Quest

by Yoshizilla-Fan


Lanky Kong was sitting around, bored as hell as he watched Donkey Kong eat a bunch of bananas, relaxing.

"Man, it's boring around here, especially if I have no style, or if I have no grace." Lanky Kong groaned.

"Plus, you have a funny face!" Diddy Kong stated, holding his coconut guns and firing in spurts for practice.

"At least I can handstand, when I need to, and stretch my arms out, just for you!" Lanky Kong punctuates this by doing so.

"If you so bored, why don't you inflate yourself just like a balloon?" Diddy suggested.

"A crazy Kong like me digs that tune!" Lanky remarked. "But I have another idea! One that Cranky can take to the fridge!"

A sentient refrigerator suddenly bounced by, with Cranky Kong chasing after it.

"Come back here, you dumb fridge! Not even that sometimes dumb son of mine would act like this!" Cranky yelled.

"What's your idea?" Diddy asked, ignoring the scene that just occurred.

"I'm gonna go on a fruit quest! More specifically, a quest for walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells! Also grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!"

"Whatever. I'm staying here and helping Dixie with her bubble gum guns."

"Bubble gum is not a fruit! So therefore it, I do not suit!" Lanky rhymed, before pulling out a helium rank and putting the nozzle on his mouth, blowing himself up just like a balloon, beginning his quest for walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells.


Meanwhile, Tiny Kong was browsing through Candy Kong's music store, both female Kongs having their latest character designs, Tiny Kong having her Diddy Kong Racing DS redesign and Candy having her DK Jungle Climb design.

"You've got some nice tunes here, Candy."

"Why thanks, Tiny." Candy stated.

"Why did you ever decide to run a music shop, Candy?" Tiny asked.

Candy rubbed the back of her head. "Well, it's kind of personal...you see-"

Candy was interrupted when Tiny farted loudly, her gas puffing up the back of her blue jeans, making her butt appear bigger as Tiny blushed.

"Oh my! That was embarrassing!" Tiny gasped. "Maybe those bananas were a bad idea..." she covered her face in embarrassment, her butt blasting a deep pitched fart that sounded like a saxophone, which only added to her gassy embarassment.

Candy chuckled. "Oh, it's ok, Tiny. You're not the only one who has their own orchestra right at their posterior."

Tiny farted again as she crossed her arms, trying not to smell her sax gas. "I know. My sister sometimes rips loud ones too. And you know how Cranky can get with this."

"No, I mean..." Candy bent over, her hands on her butt as she ripped a loud bassy fart of her own, which puffed up her pink shorts as she giggled. "That felt good."

Tiny farted a loud poot that was not tiny at all as she gasped. "Candy! I never knew you were capable of expelling bad gas like that!"

Candy grinned, pointing her butt at Tiny and farting directly at her. "Oh, but I am. Poor Diddy had to learn the hard way not to mess with me." As Tiny wafted Candy's deep, smelly farts away, Candy placed her hand on Tiny's shoulder. "You know, I could teach you to embrace that musical gas of yours, and then maybe one day we could be our own orchestra with our butts!" Candy claimed, bumping her farting butt against Tiny's.

Tiny blushed, feeling a bit awkward about the idea. "Umm...ok?"


Meanwhile, Lanky Kong held a pair of walnuts in his hand that he found in Jungle Japes, being with Chunky Kong.

"Ok, be one hell for a guy for me and break these open, will ya? Try not to be slow and don't jump too high.

"Whatever you say, Mr. Funny Face." Chunky responded.