Disclaimer: I do not own Baka and Test.
A/N:
Hi guys~
i'm pretty new to writing fanfics and my main language isn't even English...it's german. Since i speak English quite good, there shouldn't be any missspellings. Or just a few, who knows. Although i understand nearly everything, i can't write like this, so phrases may be similar all the time and there will surely things that sound correct in German, but not in English. I'm sorry for that.
So much more left to say, no clue what to write...i will continue this story soon; if anyone wants to help me improve the story or has a good idea for an OC, just pm me (but i already got like five chapters written down)! I'd also like a beta reader. If you have any ideas for pairings, i want Hideyoshi x and Akihisa x, but not Hide x Aki, kay? If you consider it goot, Hide x Yuuko and Aki x Akira? I don't know...hope you enjoy it! Please r&r!
Stunning beauty isn't always a good thing to have. Sure, the boys love you, but the girls? If you're with them, they might envy you – if not even worse!
Well, Hideyoshi didn't have this kind of problems, at least not in the first place; as the only person with the gender hideyoshi most people mistake him for a girl though. But still, boys kept confessing their love to him, and most girls are a little envious of his "great figure, elegance and beauty" (though he was a guy), but they liked him nevertheless. Maybe it was because of his calm kindness and the politeness he came along with, he treated everyone equal and focused more on spending time with all his stupid friends rather than studying.
He opened the door to his room, slightly worn out. Hideyoshi had been shopping all day, new clothes and accessories for the drama club. "Hideyoshi...where have you been?" His sister was standing in the middle of his room, angry like always. "Sister...i have told you this morning that I would go shopping..." "You didn't!" She was lying, obviously. She just forgot it, but concerned about his health he apologized. "R-right, I am very sorry about this, sister. Anyway, what are you doing in here?" "Eh?" Yuuko seemed distracted for a second. "Nothing!" She almost ran outta the room, leaving a confused Hideyoshi behind. "Nothing, huh..."
It was the morning after. Hideyoshi was approaching Class F; he could tell just from the noise that everyone has already arrived. "Sh-Shouko...GAAAAH!" So Kirishima-san was there too. He sighed.
"Good morning everyone!" "Good morning, Hideyoshi!" "Oh, Akihisa, why are you so injured?" "I just said that Minami has a flat...ow ow ow! Rope! Rope!" Krack! "Did his spine break?", asked Yuuji, who seemed to have recovered from his electrocution. "I don't know...hello, Himeji-san!" "Good morning, Kinoshita-kun...Y-Yoshii-kun, are you alright?" Himeji looked at Akihisa, who was lying in a pool of blood. "Yeah, that's all Muttsurinis blood." Muttsurini, king of the pervs, tried to photograph Minamis underwear, but when he saw it, he got an extreme nosebleed.
The door was rushed open. "Loud and smelly like always, full of stupid pigs! I wouldn't even dump my trash here." "S-sister!" That's right, Yuuko stood in the hallway. "Class Rep, please come with me. Lesson's about to begin." Shouko nodded, stood up and left; then the door was slammed.
"I apologize for the behavior of my sister." Hideyoshi blushed a bit, causing all the other boys of Class F to blush too; he was just too cute. "Okay!" Iron Man entered the class. "Attention!"
"Why do we have to undergo this torture?" Yuuji was lying on the ground, exhausted from the lesson. "Because our grades are not a very high level." Hideyoshi was always talking in an old fashioned way, maybe influenced by all the plays he was working in. "We're idiots." "No, Muttsurini!", shouted Minami. "The only idiot here is Aki! I just have bad grades because I can't read Kanji! In math and English i'm a prodigy (at least compared to the lower classes)!" "And Himeji is a Class A-candidate, Muttsurini a genius in sports and Yuuji was called a prodigy when he was younger.", said Hideyoshi. "And what about you?" "Hm?" "You didn't mention yourself, Hideyoshi." "Oh, that is because I am not very good at studying." He laughed. "But you're the best actor of all times, Kinoshita-kun!" "Th-thank you..." He blushed a little, and Muttsurini immediately photographed him. "And you're by far the most beautiful girl I know!" "I am a guy!" Thus said, the bell rang and lunch ended.
After school everyone went home; Hideyoshi waited for Yuuko, Akihisa was embraced by his sister, Muttsurini met Aiko and Shouko dragged an unconscious Yuuji away. Such a mess...
Yuuko appeared a few minutes later than usual, slightly blushed and heavy breathing. Although he was wondering why she was like this, he kept quiet and just followed her home, carrying her bag. "...are you not going to ask me?" "Ask you what, sister?" "Why I was late!" "It is non of my business, sister." "Stop being like this! Sister here, sister there, I'm sick of that! It pisses me off! Just shut up!" So he did.
"Aki-kun?" "What is it, Onee-chan?" "How was your day today?" She smiled while they were walking home. "Well, it was a mess like always...can we stop by the store? I'd like to buy some groceries for dinner." "Of course."
After cleaning the dishes, Akihisa sat down and turned the TV on. He wasn't really interested, no, he was just bored and hoped for some distraction. "Whats on TV, Aki-kun?" "Dunno..." "Whats the matter. Aki-kun? You seem to be exhausted." "I'm just bored." "Oh?" She glanced seductively at him. "Maybe you want some...entertainment?" "Nooo!"
"Muttsurini?" "What is it, Kudo Aiko?" "You wanna get some cake? I know a good bakery." He nodded. After they bought some tea and a piece of cake, they sat down on a bench. Aiko spoke after a short break of eating: "You know why I wanted to meet you?" Though Muttsurini had some clues, he denied it. "Well, th-there is something I wanted to confess to you..." She blushed, which resulted in one of Muttsurinis famous nosebleeds. "Hahaha...i should stop teasing you...it'd be bad if you faint before we had our talk." "About what?" "Love." Another nosebleed.
"My my, you should really concentrate on the subject." She shook her head. "Not me. I mean the love-life of the other idiots. I think it'd be useful to have some information for...entertainment purposes." Muttsurini was thinking. With the right material he could blackmail new photos. "And you'll get some of these magazines. "Consider it done."
