"Tylikki Follies!"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with "Dog With A Blog" or its characters. DWAB and its characters are owned by It's A Laugh Productions and Disney Channel. I'd figured I go off on one of my random moods like always and bring you a collection of humorous Tyler/Nikki drabbles to keep you occupied. So enjoy.


Chapter 1: Everybody Hates Blake, um, I mean Tyler


Tyler James was walking around Pasadena Square going window shopping. Apparently, he was going around searching for some awesome stylish clothes to buy, just to impress his girlfriend, Nikki Ortiz. Apparently, everywhere he went, whether it was Hot Topic or Spencers, there didn't seem to be anything for him that fit his style. He just wanted to find that one thing that really spells out sexy.

"Uhhh, this is hopeless." Tyler rolled his eyes, still walking around shop after shop. "I'm never gonna find the perfect outfit that spells sexy. I might as well go back to Hot Topic and buy those hot sleeky black boxers. Maybe Nikki would accept that."

But then suddenly, Tyler managed to come to a stop, looking up to an American Outfitters store. What was on display next suddenly caught interest.

It was a black leather jacket.

The kind of jacket that spelled hot. The kind of jacket that spelled sexy. The kind of jacket that spelled handsome. And it was the kind of jacket that spelled bad (as in good). This brought a smile to Tyler's face like none other.

"Hello, leather jacket!" Tyler exclaimed. "Come to Tyler!"

But as soon as he opened his wallet, he was shocked to see the price tag on the window.

"$1,400?!" Tyler gasped, "That's way too much! It's like Stan having to buy 15,000 dog toys for himself!"

All in all, Tyler was disappointed.

He was disappointed because a leather jacket would be perfect for getting Nikki's attention. She would have gotten his arms all around him and kissing him all over until it drove Tyler crazy. But thanks to the expensive price tag, Tyler was out of luck. He only had like $100 dollars on his pocket, and it was gonna take him a long time, heck maybe forever to get that jacket.

But all hope was not lost.

Suddenly, the store owner put a lay-away sign on the window, which caught Tyler's interest again.

He looked at the layaway sign closely, which read that it only cost 14 payments of $100. Miraculously, Tyler managed to smile yet again.

"Now that's what I like." He smirked as he entered the clothing store.

Three Months Later...

Tyler was walking alongside Nikki at the town's local park (which happened to be Sumner Park) in over 96 degree heat. Tyler was now sporting the leather jacket that he finally bought from that layaway plan. Nevertheless, it was worth it. Suddenly, Nikki was now more attracted to him than ever.

However, she looked a little concerned and worried.

"Aren't you gonna get hot with that thing?" Nikki replied.

"Oh please," Tyler scoffed. "I'm fine."

But then, Tyler passed out from the heat (due to the jacket he was wearing). Shocked, Nikki had to tend to him.

"Tyler!" She replied.

And suddenly, a row of girls ran to help Tyler. As that was going on, a chorus of choirwomen started singing in the background.

EVERYBODY HAAAAATES BLAAAAAAAAAAKE...

"MY NAME'S TYLER, ASSCLOWNS!" Tyler shouted off-script.


Yeah, I gotta admit that it caught my attention. I got a lot more humorous, random drabbles featuring this couple, so be expected for them. What will they be about? Well, you'll have to find out in the next chapter soon enough.

Until then, feedbacks are welcome and Good Luck Charlie!