Invader ZIM
Scene 1
act 1
Mcdonalds fine eating establishment

Toby(Mcdonalds employee): Welcome to Mcdonalds how may I take your order?

ZIM: hmm....no wait...hmm maybe...AHAA! fast food worker you may get me a hamber, and on that hamburger I shall have one pickle, a light spread of mayo, and NO CHEESE!

Toby: that'll be 1.07$ please

ZIM: 1.07!....hmm...NO! I will give you 7 beans! 7 of the juicy beans your feeble eyes have ever layed sight upon!

Toby: either pay 1.07$ or get out, sir

ZIM: YOU IBOCILE, I, THE GREAT ZIM AM AN INVADER! NOT A "SIR"!!!

Toby: 1.07$ please

ZIM: FINE! I shall pay you your damn 1.07 but I WILL ONE DAY SEEK REVENGE!

Toby: thank you sir-err "In-vade-or"

ZIM waits about a minute

ZIM: where is my food!

Toby: its cooking

ZIM: hmmpf

another minute goes by

Toby: heres your order, have a nice day

ZIM: have a nice day? HAVE A NICE DAY! YOU HAVE RUINED MY DAY YOU-YOU-you-you....you FREAK!

ZIM exits to a near by table

Scene 2
act 1

ZIM unwraps his burger only to find that there is cheese on it

ZIM: what WHAT! I DIDN'T ASK FOR CHEESE!

ZIM marches up to the counter and pushes aside a customer

ZIM: Toby! TOBY! WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE TALLEST ONE IS THIS! its cheese Toby, CHEESE! I CANNOT EAT CHEESE! I asked you nicely to not put cheese on my burger! but do you listen! YOU DO NOT LISTEN! I DEMAND A NEW, NON-CHEESE BURGER NOW!

Toby: you'll have to wait in line sir

ZIM: I AM NOT A SIR! TO THINK I AM SUCH AN INFERIOR BEING IS NONSENSE! now get me my burger!

Toby: *sighs* yes "In-vade-or"

ZIM: AHAHAHAHA!!!..............I am victorious!

the end