Chappy and the Moocher

Jinta walked into the kitchen of Urahara's shop. The smells of the breakfast wafting through the room

Kisuke Urahara himself was standing by the table, his hat laying by his side and his hair falling neatly in his eyes.

"Ah, Jinta, your awake." he said as he saw Jinta standing there. Giving him a friendly smile, and waving lightly.

"Yeah, morning ." Jinta told him politely, never being rude to his boss whom he admired highly. "Is there anything I can help you with?" he said, offering to help set up with breakfast.

"Nothing much, I'm almost finished" Urahara told him, eying the table he had just completed setting. He walked over to the stove, where he finished cooking the last of the food.

"Although, the food will be ready in a few moments, would you mind going to get the moocher and tell him his breakfast is ready?" he said turning back towards Jinta.

Jinta was about to reply, but before he even got the chance, the door slid open loudly and a person ran into the room.

"Somebody say breakfast?" it called loudly in excitement. It was the Moocher himself, he stood there with a half-awake look on his face, as if he had woken up only seconds ago. The call of breakfast sending him flying into the kitchen the moment the words were uttered.

Jinta and Urahara both stood there with wide eyed surprised looks on there faces, both of them remaining silent as they stared at the red head.

Silent, that is, until Jinta started laughing, falling to the floor clutching his side.

Renji stared at them both with a puzzled look on his face, not knowing why Jinta had stated laughing. He looked over to Urahara for answers.

Urahara just stood there, his fan held covering his mouth, as he stifled a laugh. he looked at The Moocher and sighed.

"Chappy the Rabbit, eh?" he said, eying The Moocher with a questioning look. Renji turned his head to the side in confusion, before looking down at what he was wearing.

Unnoticed by him before, he stood there in the middle of Urahara's kitchen wearing nothing but a pair of black boxers, with large images of the ever-popular Chappy the Rabbit covering them.

"Oh...er...um....yeah...." he muttered, clearly embarrassed, his cheeks turning a bright red only a few shades lighter then the color of his own flaming hair.

Urahara sighed loudly, Looking at The Moocher with a look that clearly showed that he thought Renji was pathetic.

"Go get dressed, Moocher...then you may come back for your food." The blond said, turning away back towards the food.

The Moocher sighed as he turned around back towards the door, his cheeks still pink in embarrassment.

dammit....it had to be the chappy ones..... he thought to himself angrily.

On his way out the door, he passed Jinta, who was still on the ground laughing. He laughed louder as the older man approached.

Renji walked towards Jinta, giving a playful kick to the small red headed boy.

"I bet yours are no better....am I right?" he sneered with a devilish grin on his face.

Needless to say, that shut Jinta up real fast.

Renji grinned wider, laughing at the angry look the small boy gave him as he continued to walk out the door of the kitchen, heading towards his room to get dressed.

Urahara smiled to himself as he began to serve the food onto the table.

"Just another day at Urahara Shoten...." He said to himself, smiling.


Well, there we go. a very cheesy plot line, I know.
This is just something me and my friend were thinking about the other day. were both like "I bet Renji owns a pair of Chappy the rabbit boxers..." and a few minutes later...this plot line was formed and i just had to write it down.

so I don't want any flames on how crappy it is! i know the plot line is cheesy! that's the point!
Other than that, comments and reviews are welcome!

And yes Renji...it did have to be the chappy ones....

As always,
Alyzin