Me: HEYY guys!! oky...heres a story where the ben 10 gang experiences APRIL FOOLS DAY!! my favvvvvvorite holiday:) and hey... I KNOW its no where near April... but I just couldnt wait that long!! lol looks like its ben and kevin v.s. gwen and julie to prank each other!! the question: who WILL be the first to successfully prank the other.... Team Gwen and Julie ORRR Team Ben and Kevin???? you will soon find outt :D enjoyyyy!!
Julie: well this should be good.
Kevin: hell yah!! were gonna kick yo asses!!
Ben: yah.... what he said...
Gwen: (rolls eyes) ben... wait.... what ARE you doing??
Ben: oh, uh... I mean, 'ahem'... what does it look like?? supporting my team by making posters. (sarcastically) yay team. ra ra ra...etc.
Julie: no, your not making posters.... your setting up pranks!! (gasps) gwen, we better hurry! they already have a head start!!
(Girls run off)
Kevin and Ben: (at the same time) WERE SO GONNA WIN!!!! (fist bump)
Me: wow. this is verry intense. okay, well lets start!!
Ben's POV:
It was Sunday morning, and it was just me and Kev were "illegally" watching the football game on Uncle Frank's big screen. It was utterly orgasmic. The players all looked like they were going to jump out and tackle you to the ground any second. I turned over to steal some BBQ chips from Kevin, and saw that every time the TV showed the players charging towards you, he would flinch backwards, slamming the back of his head into the couch.
Wow. I never expected big, tough Kevin to act like such a scaredy cat.
By the 10th time he had done this, I couldn't hold it in anymore. I fell over laughing and slamming my fist into the carpet.
"What's so funny?" Kevin frowned, looking back and forth from me and the TV.
All I could do to respond was blurt out a girly burst of giggles, which was extremely embarrassing and made my face flash a deep crimson.
"Hahahahaha!!!!" Kevin laughed so hard that he toppled over and onto the floor. It just so happened that he landed on my legs, crushing them.
"Oww!! Get off of my legs!!" I scowled, trying to plant a kick on Kevin's face.
"Not so fast, Tennyson." Kevin laughed, grabbing my leg before it could even touch him.
We both got up and sat back on the couch, plowing through another bag of chips.
"So, did you know that today's April Fools Day?" Kevin grinned deviously. He passed me the newly-opened bag chips.
"No, I guess I forgot." I frowned, stuffing my face with a hand full.
"Well, I know who I'm going to prank first." He chuckled, but kept his eyes glued on the screen.
"Let me guess.... Gwen??" I already knew the answer, but hey, it was hard enough as it was to make conversation with the guy; he was mesmorised by the plasma.
"Yup."
"Nice. She's going to be hard to prank, though. Gwen is no fool." I shook my head.
"I know. But I like a challenge."
"Mmhmm." I replied simply, already planning out my April Fool's Day.
"Ben, what are you doing?"
I smirked. "Planning. I'm going to prank Julie."
"No shit. Why wouldn't you?? She's your girlfriend."
Without giving me time to respond, Kevin jumped up off the couch with his hands on his head, staring in complete horror at the screen as the end of the game sounded.
"WHAT?! Are you fucking kidding me?? The Giants won!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!"
Kevin was yelling out every single curse word imaginable and pounding his fists on the floor.
"Uhh.... Kevin?"
He continued to pound the floor, until he found that it would be more fun to bang on Uncle Frank's several thousand dollar big screen TV with his merciless fists.
"Uhhhhhh....Kevin...?!"
He broke it.
"Shit!!" He dropped face-first onto the couch with exasperation.
I just sat there and laughed."Good one."
"Hey!! Knock it off, Gay Watch Boy!! This is serious. I'm in so much trouble."
I examined the broken TV. "Got that right." I mumbled.
Kevin bolted upright and grabbed me by my shoulders.
"If anyone asks, we were never here, and...."
Kevin caugh a glimpse of Gwen's fluffy white cat lolling lazily around the house.
"...And...Mr. Fluffington did it!!" He pointed at the cat accusingly.
"Uhmmm... in what universe do cats break giant, nearly-indestructable plasma TV's??"
Kevin pondered over that.
"As of today... they do."
I rolled my eyes. "I can think of only one person who would believe that."
Hope and relief washed over Kevin's face. "Really? You know someone who would??"
"Yeah... my 3 year old cousin... you know?? The one who has mental retardation?"
"Thanks, Ben. Because THAT makes me feel like, I don't know.....SHIT!!"
"Come on, lets just get out of here." I laughed.
We headed for the door, and just as were about to exit the house, Kevin stopped.
"Just a sec... I gotta take this." He flipped open his phone.
"Hello?"
He was silent and he turned as pale as Mr. Fluffington.
"G...Gwen?" He spluttered.
I exploded into laughter.
"Don't just stand there, get in the car!!" He whispered harshly to me, as he darted away towards it.
Unfortuantely, at the same time, Mr. Fluffington was on his way out of the house to take a crap, and Kevin tripped right over him and tumbled down the stone steps. He landed with a loud thud on his back. On the good side, at least Mr. Fluffington was not hurt at all in the proccess and continued on his way.
"Ow." He moaned. The funny part was, he still managed to hold onto his cell phone the whole way down.
I didn't laugh... I screamed with laughter.
"Oh my god.... oh my god..... I can't.... breathe...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Kevin...where are you??" I heard Gwen yell over my laughing. "And... is that BEN I hear? Ugh, what are you boys up to now?"
"We...We're....I....umm..." Kevin was speechless.
"Kevin.... just tell me where you are. Oh and also, me and Julie want to go to the beach, do you guys feel up for it?"
"YES!!" I yelled.
"No....." Kevin rubbed his aching back. "I hurt too much."
"Why?" Gwen asked smugly. "Did Ben beat you up??" She laughed.
"He wishes." Kevin growled into the phone.
"Hey!!" I objected, scarfing down the rest of the chips from earlier which I had smuggled out.
"Okay, we'll pick you girls up in a few. Where are you?"
It was almost like you could see Gwen's smirk.
"You first." She said firmly.
"Oh, we're at my garage and.... Ben's helping me fix up my car."He finished quickly.
I gave Kevin the thumbs up sign.
You could hear Gwen and Julie laughing like crazy in the background.
"Ben? Fixing up..... Cars??" They laughed even harder.
But Kevin had a back up plan.
"I paid him with smoothies. I really needed an extra hand."
The laughing ceased to exist.
"Oh, smoothies. Well, you could have mentioned that earlier. Anyways, we're at Julie's house. And I'm going to need to go back to my house first to change into my bathing suit. And.... hmmm.... Hey is today sunday??"
"Uhmm... yeah...." Kevin replied cautiously.
"Oh, good. My favorite show's on. You know, CSI?? I'm going to have to watch it before we go, okay??"
Kevin gulped. "Oh.... okay."
I pointed to Kevin and then made a throat-slitting motion with my hand.
You could almost see the sweat pouring down his face.
"Kay, well bye."
"Oh, Gwen wait!!"
"Yeah...?"
"I almost forgot to tell you.... I recently found out that there's been a study that...."
He paused and looked Mr. Fluffington over closely.
"...That white, fluffy cats with gray paws and blue eyes can be extremely destructive in the home."
"Mmhmm. This from the same guy who breaks people's doorbells. According to who, Einstein??"
"Uhhh...uhh....uhh... OPERAH!! Yeah, Operah."
"Sure, keep dreaming. See you soon."
"Oh and yeah.... I forgot to mention, they HATE TVs. The big ones."
She hung up.
"Way to go, Kev. Your dead when she gets here." I said casually.
"No, shit, sherlock. That's why we're not going to BE HERE when she gets here."
He hopped into his car and started the engine.
I just shrugged and continued to munch the chips noisily as I followed him.
"Anyways, this beach trip is going to be awesome! It'll give us tons of time to prank them..."
"Haha yeah, Bellwood style." Kevin grinned a crooked smile.
We started off towards my house.
"Bellwood style? Isn't that kind of harsh?? I mean, those girls might seriously kill us!!" I frowned. Bellwood style pranks were.... cruel. Funny... but cruel.
"Ehh... nah. I don't think they will... and honestly, I'm sure that they'll have their fun too this afternoon." Kevin smiled wider. "I bet I can REALLY prank Gwen good before you can even prank Julie the slightest bit."
"Oh, it's on!!" I grinned. I just loved bets.
"20 bucks."
"And..." I simpered. "Loser buys the winner 2 smoothies."
"Deal." Kevin laughed.
We shook hands on it.
This was going to be a really fun day.
Gwen's POV:
I was lying on my back on Julie's bed, reading a TeenBop Magazine. Kevin's answer to my phone call had been so weird; why had he acted so strange? And what did cats, Operah, and "big" TVs have to do with ANYTHING?? Ugh.... I hated him sometimes. Then again... he was sooooo hot. And at times he could be the sweetest guy who is always there for me when I need help. I sighed. Sometimes. How I absolutely HATED that word.
I flipped the page of the magazine. I decided to try and actually read the junk for once, just because I had nothing better to do.
Hmmm ....Beyoncé Knowles walked the red carpet last night wearing a dazzling red dress and a blah blah blah blah blah with extra sparkles and blah....
"Ugh, they fill these things with so many boring stories and gay lies." I threw the worthless magazine behind my back and moaned.
"Bored?" Julie asked me.
"Mmhmm." I sighed.
"Well, soon we won't be so bored." She grinned. "You did say Kevin and Ben were coming with us, right?"
I sat up and laughed menacingly. "Ooooh yeah."
We both smirked at each other.
This would be fun.
Me: ooooooh. Looks like gwen and julie ALSO have something planned for the guys. The funny thing is..... BOTH TEAMS DONT KNOW!! hahahaha!!
Kevin: hilarious!! just like me breaking gwens tv!!
Me and Kevin: (sniggering)
Gwen: kevin i hate you!! why did you break MY DADS special tv?? im gonna kill y...
Kevin: IM OUT!! (runs away)
Me: hahahahahaaha!!
Ben: LOL you made kevin so wacko in this chapter.
Julie: (muttering to self) cant dissagree with that one.
Me:anywayss.... thats it for now!! PLEASE review!! bye!!!!
