Monkey Crushes and Voodoo Sickness

Authors' note: Hey guys, it's us, Indi (independentthinker) and Angel (Keybladeangel34) and we got a new fic for all you adoring fans! Yay! Okay, so maybe not so many fans yet, but hopefully that will soon change! cough, cough hint, hint

Oh, and btw, we got a plot line, as much as it seems like we don't. So for now, ENJOY OUR RANDOMNESS!!!!!!! and please, review so we know that you're out there...

Disclaimer: We don't own Scrubs, but if the owners want to talk business, we're open to it (and any paycheck over 1,000 bucks per)

Prolouge

Izzy and Alex lied on their backs staring up at the stars. "Would you rather... have me break all you toes off, or have to marry... Joshua Fa!" Izzy exclaimed insinuating a new round of their favorite game.

"EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Alex yelled at her best friend. "BREAK MY TOES! BREAK MY TOES!! HE'S TO... BLEAH!!!"

THWACK!!

"Oooooooooo my bad! I forgot that you're madly in love with him with a passion!"

THWACK!!

"Ow! Okay, okay, he's not that bad I suppose... he's just... AN EVIL MONKEY BASTARD!!!!!"

THWACK!!

"Okay, I suppose he's just a little..."

"Icky." Izzy said, scrunching up her face to emphasize her point, "Yeah I know, but still I can't stop thinking about him."

"Alright, let's get out of Mushy- Gushy World and ONTO THE GAME!" Alex said, emphasizing the last part. "So, would you rather eat a monkey raw, or "

"Alive?!?" squealed Izzy. "Or dead. I could deal with dead."

"Well dead, obviously I said raw, not alive. Or tongue a hobo."

"Icky! But yeah, I'll definitely tongue the monkey."

"That...that isn't an option" Alex said, kind of worried "Are you saying you would want to tongue a monkey?" she questioned with a quizzical look.

"It's always been a dream of mine. You could even call it a life-long goal." Izzy replied with a satisfied smile.

"I thought your life-long dream was to french Joshua? Or is that pretty much the same thing?" Alex said with an evil grin.

"No it's not the same thing... and I was joking about the monkey!"

"So you do want to french Joshua? Okay then! I'll go call him right now!" she said getting up and sprinting to the house making her intentions quite clear.

"WAIT! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Izzy said running after her soon to be dead best friend.

A/N: The real story will being in the next chapter. This one was just to get you all prepared for the awesomeness that is us!

Indi: We'll give you shrunken heads if you review!

Angel: NO WE WON'T! WE'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING NORMAL!

Indi: LIKE DAIRY-FREE, NUT-FREE, GLUTEN-FREE, CUP CAKES! Free of all allergens!

Angel: That's so much more normal! O! and we just want feed back! to those of you who read my story Anti Keyblade Master, I/we just want to know what sucked about this and what rocked about it!

Indi: Leave me out of your advertisements! WAIT! holds up keyblade evilly

Angel: HOW'D YOU GET THAT!?!?

WILL UPDATE ASAP!!

Angel and Indi!