Lord of the Cock Ring

Autors note: this is my furst storyu so plaeae be genitle

it was a ordinare day ijn hobbitvillle i was sitting with my boifrend fordro bagnins behinds a tree in hobbitvill we were trading Fidget Spinners™ adn Pokémon™ Cards. I haev bleu eys and longe blond hairs adn i ware a black robe adn black eyeliner adn grey-red liptsick and cut black hair alls of a sudden he haered a horese comimng down on the path adn we imstatntly new it was grandalf the grery we bith jjimped up in joy as we rane too se him.

me adn fomdo both readched he raod and we sae gradlaf on a whorse ridng up to hotbitvile we could tell i t was ganfdalf bcuz we colsd see his rat tail hangig over his sholder. he loke dup adn saw us adn smiled and riped a fat vape cloud in the shape of a Fidget Spinner™ me and frodu both thout it waz awsome . he stops in frot ov us asnd sayd " well if it isnt it me faverite boyes Frodob agins and Chilimanzar Lubrucant-Goodbody! ."

as gadlaf hoped off the whorse his robe lifted uup and in slo motionn i couls see his lardge wizerd wingis hung downs adn on it i could se the powfrul cok ringe rapd arond the swolen deik. at the site of gadralfs peener i statred to becomb erekt as wel. fordro notice me getng eretk noticng gadlafs weenr adn nuged me he looked at me smilling adn sed " lets go back to my houze wit gadfalf . "

wen we gotto fordros hoaus blibo wuz ther eatung tea he loked up an saw gandlaf and froro and me adn he smiles. "' Oh if it isint fordo galdalf adn chilimanzer "! he stod up adn huged gadlaf aand fordo adn me. all of a suden a blue glowe came frum gandafls roeb we all staerd at galdalf aed he smield adn opend his robe up. gandlafs large erekt peines swang downm wit a cok ringe on it glowng blu. blilbo saed " gadnalf is thet the great coke ringg of mrordror?"?"".. "yep said gadnafl" bilboe sterterd to giev gadlfad a hadnjorb his cork exspandid "OOURRH" said gadlilf as he curmed on bilboes faec. allofsa sudin we. herd a laod "ungh" form otsuide of da wendow aen we wint to goe seee wat it wuz thet wurs outsed teh wednow. et wass sam . . he wus litseneng to uz frum ourtsed thaa weindowww! "ormagersh' sed frono. forndo hatted sem becuz he haz a crush on me an frorodo got jealizz of us wen we wer togetheer . sam wuz naekid frm tha wast daon and had a erekt penies I new fondro wod git med but i strated t on sams penes alll of a sunden eye flet fordro put a fingir in me butole and med me cam.

grandfaf lorked at beelbo and then at mee he litfed up his roeb to revaal the cork rang gloring bleu he took it orf adn gaev it to me " take eethis cromk ring chilimaener yio R the liords of th ringe".

Auntors Nort: i hoep you like dit I willll rite moer wen I haev a tiem.