Deadpool was coloring trying to come up with new ideas to be Spiderman's best friend. This mornings plan of showing their a lot a like didn't work all that well.
Two hours ago:
Spiderman was taking a break after chasing around Dr. octopus around for hours. He was lost in thought when Deadpool came up to him upside down.
"Yo! Spidey! Long time no see pal!" says Deadpool, beaming
"Gah!" says Spiderman, he almost loses his balance and fell off the building. "Damn it, Deadpool are you trying to kill me?!"
"No I just came to see you." says Deadpool, in a woops manor.
"Sigh. I'm working. What is it this time?" asks Spiderman, already annoyed.
"Ouch you wound me" says Deadpool, dramatically. "Anywho. Look! We're alike in many ways."
"Woah woah! We are not alike." says Spiderman, looking at him.
"Yeah. Aw your just saying that because your unique. Look we both can hang upside down. We both play pranks and we both get into trouble. We both are wearing red! See? We're more alike then you think." says Deadpool, all happy
Just then there was screams.
"No were more different then alike. I have to go Mr. free agent." says Spiderman
He goes off and Deadpool frowns as he falls breaking his neck.
"Ow" he says
He gets up and dust himself off, before going to a near by building to think. He grabs his crayons and scrap paper.
Back to now:
He was in his own happy world when his phone rings.
"Heeeelllllllloooo" says Deadpool
"*evil laugh* Hello Deadpool. I am Dr. blowhole." says Dr. Blowhole.
"Not interested prank caller. And fyi the whole dolphin thing has been done to death. Byes" says Deadpool.
He hangs up and tosses his phone to the side. He looks at his drawing all happy.
"Yay! It turned out awesome." he says to himself
He giggles all happy he digs out the last picture he did with his baby girl. He misses her deeply, he has it on him at all times. His phone rings again same number.
"Hello?" asks Deadpool annoyed
"HELP! Animals getting abused!" lies Dr. Blowhole
That really hits Deadpool hard. He draws his sword ready for a fight.
"By who where?!" growls Deadpool
"A bunch of penguwins. They take advantage of their cute stacture and play victim so they can abuse other animals! Their in New York Zoo! Help I don't want to be the next victim." lies Dr. Blowhole
"I'm on my way" says Deadpool
He hangs up quick, he never heard of that but there's new things every day. He has a weakness for animals. He has to wait till night fall though. He doesn't want to get kicked out of the zoo. When it hits nightfall comes he jumps down and scares all the animals having a Chinese day and points his Sword at all four of the penguins. Meanwhile far away, Dr. Blowhole was watching his plan to get rid of the penguins once and for all go right. Unfortunately for him, he can't hear what's said just see the penguins and the animals look on in fear and confusion.
"Perfect! Without them in the way I can do what I want *evil laugh*" says Dr. Blowhole
His lobsters laugh and claps best they can.
