Hey readers, you may remember me from my Code Lyoko fanfic. I am back and ready to write for my true favorite show, Phineas and Ferb. We all know/think Phineas is oblivious to Isabella, but is he? Lets find out. Oh, and I don't own anything and yes, I am changing an episode. Most of the dialogue should be the same though.
Phineas POV:
So, I've heard that my life is documented in a multi million dollar TV show, named, rightly, after my brother and I. I have also heard many rumors about me being oblivious to Isabella's affections. Unfortunately, I must inform you that those rumors are 100% false. I know she likes me, and I like her back, but more than I like her, I like seeing her worry about if I like her. Now i am sure you don't believe me, and it is confusing, but I can prove it. Just read along.
Remember the episode where we engraved our faces into Kermillian Comet? Well, that is the perfect example. I don't start out trying to distress Isabella, it just happens. So, Ferb and I are working on our plans for the comet. The laser would be type seven with compression gas chambers and an auxiliary aiming lenses. The dome is made of carbon fiber and hardened steel, with a touch of Phinasium to make it idiot proof. You wouldn't believe how stupid some neighbors can be.
So, we just finished the blueprints, and Ferb goes out to collect the parts. I guessed it would take an hour to collect everything not shippable, and another five to build everything. As I am going over this, a certain girl comes across the street, just like every day.
"Hey Phineas. What'cha doin'?" asks Isabella in the way she believes is cute.
"Ferb and I are building a giant observatory to watch Kermillian's Comet tonight." I reply. Now would be the perfect time to make a terribly uncomfortable moment for all you fans.
"Oh, that sounds like fun," she declares before I go into my well planned monologue.
"We're gonna put on a laser light show! And, as a grand finale we're going to laser our faces into the comet! That way, when it comes back in 73 and a half years, we can all show our grandchildren! Oh yeah, my parents are cooking steaks for everyone," I say, slightly out of breath. Hopefully I get my reaction I want.
"You had me at 'our grandchildren,'" she replies. Perfect! Now to make her realize her mistake by acting like I almost noticed.
"What?" I say.
"Steaks! You had me at 'steaks'" She says, no yells sheepishly. Exactly what I wanted.
I know it sounds like i was being oblivious, but was I? Believe what you may, but I love to see her, and now all of you, squirm.
OK, so it is terrible isn't it. well, in any case it is done. I will write another chapter (eventually) if i get five comments NOT FROM MY CLOSE FRIENDS. Don't worry, they know who they are.
