A/N: Waaaii! My first FMA fic, of course with my favorite paring, ROYAI:P. hahahaha. There will probably be some lemon in later chapters, enjoy! R+R please:)

What Drugs Do To Women

Chapter 1

"Did she say she wanted it with milk?" Scratching his head, Havoc looked at Fuery who was mixing the Colonel's coffee.

"I'm not so sure... you were the one she was talking to. If you put in the wrong stuff, you're going to be dead."

Havoc rolled his eyes and sighed. He really hated doing these kinds of 'chores'. But today was a very busy day for the Colonel and 1st lieutenant, so it was not like he had any other choice.

"Hey, can you prepare my drink for me? I'm just gonna go back and ask. Oh, and I like mine with extra sugar. Thanks!"

"But--!" Fuery sighed as he heard the door slam shut. Trust Havoc to run off like that.

"Hey Sergeant Fuery, can you come here for a sec.? I need you to see something."

"Yes sir!"


A pair of azure blue eyes followed the movements of Fuery as the officer dipped several spoonfuls of sugar in the yellow-colored mug before rushing outside. The figure stepped out of the shadowy corner and smiled deviously. Her plan has been going smoothly so far.

Walking silently towards the table where the mugs were placed, she reached inside her pocket and pulled out a small vial. She had bought it for a very high price, but of course, she would get something she had been wishing for in exchange. He would certainly regret dumping her.

The figure named Katherine frowned. She remembered the last date she had with Roy Mustang. They had been sitting in the park, staring at the stars. Katherine had expected for the moment to be a special one. But as they stood up to leave, he broke it off with her. Just like that! He didn't even look a bit sympathetic!

Pulling the cork out of the vial, she suddenly stopped. She remembered that the officer called Fuery had been holding a white mug when he said he was making the Colonel's. Problem was, there were two white mugs! The color drained from her face. This was not the time to be making mistakes! The potion was terribly expensive too. Mixing the potion with the wrong mug would be like draining her money down the sink.

When she heard footsteps outside, Katherine's heart hammered in her chest. She contemplated on choosing between the mug with a small cute black and white puppy picture and the one with the white puppy with its tongue lolling out. The footsteps got louder. It's now or never! She spilled the contents of the vial in the mug then slipped back into the darker part of the room.

Katherine bit her lip. Surely the one with the white puppy didn't belong to him, it was more feminine! She pressed her back closer to the wall on the corner and prayed that she made the right decision.

"I was right! Lt. Hawkeye wanted it with milk!—Fuery?" She heard Havoc say as soon as the door opened. After a few more seconds, she heard rapid footsteps.

"You're back already? I'm so sorry; they needed me back there so I had to leave our drinks for a while."

"Yeah whatever, let's go. I was right!" Havoc chuckled. "Lt. Hawkeye said she did want her coffee with milk."

"That just proves that you're getting old already."

The door slammed shut as Katherine heard muffled sounds of their conversation from her spot. After waiting for a few minutes, she slipped out of her hiding place and laid her ear next to the door. When she didn't hear anything, she slipped her hand in her pocket once again and this time pulled out a folded letter. In it was written the time and place when and where Roy and she would be meeting tonight.

Katherine was about to open the door when it opened by itself, and she was sent sprawling backwards. When she glanced up again, Katherine saw a man with a very large frame standing in the doorway. But the thing that made her nervous was his hard stare on her. She stood up hastily and started laughing nervously.

"I'm so sorry, sir. But I seem to be lost; can you help me find my way out?" Katherine managed to croak out.

When Armstrong heard this, he flexed his muscles and bright stars appeared around his face.

"Oho! Being helpful is an attribute that has been passed down for generations in our family!"

Katherine stared at the man incredulously as he began ranting on and on about his family tree. He was definitely one odd person in the military. Her chain of thoughts was broken when she felt herself being lifted.

"HEY! Put me down! I—I still have to give this to the Colonel!" Katherine slammed her fists to his back to no avail. "Hey wait! I really appreciate you helping me, but you know I put something inside his coff---"

"Oh, you are very welcome miss! Let me now lead you out of your wonderful building!" Armstrong flexed his muscles once again before running off along the corridor at lightning speed.


Riza inhaled the scent of her coffee and her eyelids felt heavy. Drinking coffee during work was definitely a good feeling of relaxation. It was probably around 8:00 at night already. And the only ones left in the room was her, the colonel, Havoc and Fuery. Probably even in the whole building. She glanced at the colonel, who was busy signing loads of paperwork she had just laid on his table. Havoc was lighting his cigarette on one side, while Fuery played with her dog, Black Hayate.

She really loved that puppy. Ever since Fuery gave it to her, she has been taking great care of her companion, taking her pet to almost everywhere she went. She even personalized her mug with a puppy that looked exactly like the dog.

Smiling to herself, she inhaled the intoxicating scent of coffee again before drinking it, feeling the hot liquid go down her throat. She went all fuzzy inside. The coffee tasted unusually better than usual. She yawned and stretched. Now all she needed to do was to arrange the files before going home and get a long relaxing sleep.


She had no idea when the room started to get so hot, but even after taking off her blue military shirt, she felt as if she was being enveloped in heat. She had already asked Havoc to open the windows to let the cold wind enter the room, but there seemed no difference. Riza started fanning herself with an empty folder. Her work was done already, now all she had to do was to wait until the Colonel finished, then they would go home together. It was a routine they did every night.

Havoc and Fuery were already fixing their things in preparation to leave when Riza realized something was wrong with her body. Her chair screeched backwards and she started inhaling deep intakes of breath. This immediately caught the attention of the three men in the room.

"1st Lieutenant Hawkeye, is there something wrong?" Roy asked with his brows furrowed.

"Oh...uh...n—nothing's wrong. I guess...the heat of the night is just getting to me." Hawkeye straightened despite her uncomfortable feeling. She arched her eyebrow at the obvious worried gazes of Havoc and Fuery.

"Er... the heat of the night, you say?" Fuery asked, scratching the back of his head.

"The temperature tonight's nowhere near cold, 1st lieutenant. In fact, the temperature tonight is probably the coldest one so far in weeks." Havoc explained.

At this, Riza frowned. She was most definitely sure the room was hot... although it was a little odd that she wasn't sweating that much. Almost as if the heat only came from inside... Her eyes widened when she felt a wave of an indescribable feeling. Her arms immediately went to her lower abdomen as she bit her lip from crying out. Unfortunately, she wasn't able to conceal an audible squeal that came out of her treacherous mouth.

"1st lieutenant Hawkey, what's wrong!"

Riza heard footsteps towards her direction. She had her head down in embarrassment at what had just happened. Something was most definitely wrong with her body. She felt a hand on her shoulder. When she raised her head, she saw the worried face of Roy.

"I---I don't know. There's something wrong with me... but I don't know what it is." Riza tried to stand up, but whenever she moved, she felt a wave of that hot feeling travel all over her body, almost knocking her senseless. An audible moan slipped out of her mouth before she could stop herself and she felt her legs give way. When she fell however, she felt herself landing on something soft instead of the hard floor.

"Havoc, get her a cold glass of water, now!" Riza heard Roy's commanding voice bark out. Apparently, it was he who broke her fall.

"Yes sir!" Havoc's immediately reply was followed immediately by the sound of the door opening.

Riza laid her clammy hands on the colonel's chest and forced herself to at least get off him. But her weak limbs prevented her from doing so. She felt the colonel's arms encircle around her waist and she felt color run to her cheeks. Now was definitely not the time to flirt with her. The door slammed open, but the person who entered was not Havoc.

"It was a good thing I saw the light from your office open, Colonel. Hughes asked me to say a few things to you but I was stopped—-What happened here!" Armstrong immediately dropped down to the floor beside worried-looking Roy and the very sick-looking Riza.

"I believe I was somehow intoxicated...but I don't know how that happened..."

"Wait a minute!" Havoc's voice was heard from the doorway. "Maybe... it was from the coffee!"

Riza's eyes widened and she paled.

"What did you put in my drink? That was probably why it tasted different!"

"No, no! It wasn't me! I mean... you remember the time I came back here and asked about your coffee? When I returned, Fuery wasn't there either... maybe that was the time..."

"That can't be possible! Nobody entered that Lounging room! I was there outside, and I never noticed anyone go in." Fuery said in defense.

The drug was starting to make Riza's head heavy. She laid her head on the colonel's chest as the conversation continued on. Her eyelids were starting to get heavy.

"The lounging room?" Armstrong stood up and looked thoughtful. "I think... that was where I met the black haired lady."

All eyes averted to him.

"That's right! Now if I can remember correctly... ohh yeah! She was the reason why I forgot to send the message to you, colonel. She told me she got lost, and when I tried to lead her out...she said something about a letter she had to give to you!" Suddenly, Armstrong stopped.

"Wh—what's wrong?"

"If I remember correctly, she told me she put something in your coffee, colonel."

"How did it get in my drink?" Riza looked helpless. Ugh... Taisa's women are irritatingly pesky.

"What about the letter?" Roy asked, frowning.

Armstrong put this forefinger to his chin and looked thoughtful for a moment. Then he glanced nervously at Roy.

"I think I threw it at the trash can somewhere in this building..."

"Whaat!" Havoc and Fuery paled.

"Look for it." Roy said in a firm voice. "Now"

The three men left the room in haste, leaving Riza alone with Roy. The room was silent for a moment.

"I'm sorry. It was Katherine." Roy said apologetically, realizing it was probably the latest girl he dated.

"I thought so... it was another one of your women." Riza's blood started to boil. The waves had started to disappear now. She pushed against Roy's chest with all the strength left and got the shock of her life. This time, it was a strong feeling that seemed to send her over the edge. She moaned loud and fell back into his arms. She gripped a handful of his shirt and started taking deep intakes of breath again.

"I'm guessing you shouldn't move much." Roy whispered in her ear. This sent tingles all over Riza's body. She couldn't get herself to speak. She started squirming.

"Not to be rude, Riza," Roy tightened his grip on her. "But I think you know the effect of what you've been doing has on men. And also, I don't think you want to end up in bed with me."

"Taisa! This is not funny." She turned red and punched his chest weakly when she heard him chuckle.

"Just wanted to break the ice?" Roy grinned at her.

Silence followed, and after a few more minutes, the door opened and 3 figures entered the room. Armstrong was walking in front solemnly; Fuery looked really nervous, while Havoc was unbelievably biting his lip from laughing. The piece of crumpled paper was raised in front of Roy's face, and Armstrong finally spoke up. Roy turned red, then paled, then looked angry. Riza cursed under her breath and Havoc finally burst out laughing when he couldn't contain himself.

"It was aphrodisiac."


End Chapter

A/N: Reviews would be greatly appreciated! Take care everyone!

--MaI