Sailor Moon FanFic Episode 6
Stay Away From Selfies!
EXTR: YoYo Park.
Luna
It's great to have you on board Syrus. Maybe now Tsuyoshi can stop complaining.
Tsuyoshi
That's up for debate.
Luna
Figures.
Tsuyoshi
But I am glad to have you on board. Now how did you meet Luna again?
Syrus
Well. I was helping some kid who fell off his skateboard and showing him some tricks. Next thing you know some dragonfly starts spitting acid at us and there comes Luna.
Luna
That's right. He took in everything pretty well, so he was easy to work with in terms of fighting the monster.
Tsuyoshi
And your name?
Syrus
My name?
Tsuyoshi
Why did you choose the name Sonic?
Syrus
Well I wanted to be able to help as many people as possible, like how the wind can caress all the leaves on the tree.
Tsuyoshi
Aww that's cute. Anything is better than the last guy we had.
Luna
Tsuyoshi!
Tsuyoshi
What?! Clearly the guy didn't want to help, so why should I be nice about it?
Luna
Some people take time to come around-
Tsuyoshi
Or some people just shouldn't be heroes if they're only in it for themselves.
Luna
Funny I seem to recall saying that to you some time ago.
Tsuyoshi
At least I contribute. Along with Syrus here, of course.
Syrus
Should you two be arguing?
Luna
You'll get used to it.
Syrus
No I mean should you two be arguing in public?
(Tsuyoshi and Luna begin to look around to people whispering and holding their phones out recording them.)
Tsuyoshi
Well now you say something.
SCENE TWO
INTR: Villain's Cave.
Ragna
I've got it!
Naja
Is this an actual plan?
Ragna
Yes Naja! It is an actual plan. Here me out.
Naja
This should be fun.
Ragna
We get the humans to turn themselves into our slaves.
Naja
How are we gonna do that? Besides I made some slaves before and that didn't work out.
Ragna
Because you had the wrong mission.
Naja
Are you trying to tell me that I don't know how to do my job?-
Ragna
Yes, but my point is that instead of having them cause destruction we have them go after those persistent Sailor Scouts.
Naja
Again, how?
Ragna
We use this thing called a selfie.
Naja
The f ck is that?
SCENE THREE
EXTR: YoYo Park.
Tsuyoshi
Hey Luna you still have that guy's pen right?
Luna
Yea?
Tsuyoshi
Can I see it?
Luna
Why?-
Tsuyoshi
Just let me see it gosh. I have to test it.
Luna
Uhh, sure.
(Luna hands Tsuyoshi the pen. He opens it and uses the ballpoint to charge his cellphone.)
Tsuyoshi
Oh my God, it does work!
Luna
We are not supposed to these transformation items so you can play Temple Run.
Tsuyoshi
Now that is not it at all miss. Besides you have to admit it's cool. Do you wanna try Syrus?
Luna
Of course he doe-
(Syus charges his phone with the transformation pen.)
Syrus
This is pretty cool.
Tsuyoshi
Told you.
Luna
Stop corrupting him!
Tsuyoshi
You know what Luna, you need to relax.
Syrus
(Giggles).
Luna
I had such high hopes for you.
Syrus
(Giggles). What did I even do?
Tsuyoshi
We gotta take a picture.
(Tsuyoshi and Syrus pose to take a selfie. Once they do a flash from the camera hypnotizes them and the color of their pupils turn red.)
Luna
Guys? What's wrong?
(Ragna appears with another monster.)
Ragna
Attention my subjects it is a pleasure for you to be serving me.
Luna
I remember that boy. He's the one Tsuyoshi fought.
Ragna
I have a special task for you all today. Find the Sailor Scouts and kill them! Are you getting this Sinester.
Sinester
Of coursssse.
Ragna
Make sure all of the humans comply.
(Sinester sends electronic signals to all those who are hypnotized.)
Luna
This is bad.
(A crowd of people are looking for the Sailor Scouts, while Tsuyoshi and Syrus are slapping each other repeatedly.)
Ragna
What's up with these two? Sinester, point them in the right direction.
Sinester
Of coursssse! Boyssss go and find the scouts now!
(Tsuyoshi and Syrus continue to slap each other. Sinester pulls them apart and shows them a picture of a Sailor Scout Uniform.)
If you know any other boys that wear this go after them!
Tsuyoshi and Syrus
Right?!
(Tsuyoshi and Syrus run of in an unknown direction.)
Luna
Where could they be going? Stark! He's in danger, I have to find him before anyone else does!
SCENE FOUR
(The town is being torn apart by people looking for the Sailor Scouts with Sinester leading them.)
Stark
Where are the cops at times like these?
Sinester
How hard is it to find boyssss in color coded uniformssss? You would think that they already knew of my planssss and are waiting to sssstrike!
Stark
Not another one of these creatures again. I need to get out of here.
Sinester
Come out you troublessssome sssscouts, wherever you are.
Stark
Now how am I gonna get past that thing?
(Luna runs looking around and spots Stark, she dashes towards him.)
Luna
You've got to transform.
Stark
I told you i have no interest in that kind of stuff.
Luna
Well get some interest because they're coming for you.
Stark
Tell those other guys to do it. Where are they anyway? Don't they usually show up by now?
Luna
That's what I'm trying to tell you, they're looking for you-
Stark
I'm not joining!
Syrus
He isn't transformed.
Tsuyoshi
That makes this easier
(Tsuyoshi and Syrus run up to Stark and grapple him the proceed to punching him in the face and stomach. Luna slashes both of their faces.)
Luna
If you aren't gonna fight you can at least run!
Stark
They're gonna catch me.
Luna
You don't know that-
Stark
I do! Now give me the pen!
Luna
Glad you see things my way.
(Luna throws the pen to Stark. Stark hold the pen up.)
Stark
Dusk Power! Morph!
(Stark transforms and poses)
Sailor Spark
I am the awesome guardian who fights for joy and justice. I am Sailor Dusk. Now rise to the heavens and let their glory have mercy on you!
Tsuyoshi
Damn, he transformed!
Syrus
Let's get him anyway!
(Tsuyoshi and Syrus try to tackle Dusk, but are easily brushed off and throw to the side causing them to hit poles and the wall.)
Luna
What are you doing? They're still human.
Sailor Dusk
I'm sure they can take it.
Luna
You're enjoying this aren't you?
Sailor Dusk
A little.
Sinester
Well I thought you two could handle it, clearly I was wrong.
Sailor Dusk
I was really trying to avoid this.
Sinester
Then just ssssurrender to me and be my sssslave.
Sailor Dusk
Or I could incinerate you.
Sinester
Get the infidel!
(A group of people rush towards Dusk and as he tried to fend him off he notices that he is getting overwhelmed.)
Luna
There's too many of them.
Sailor Dusk
Not a problem. Dusk Data Wall!
(Dusk holds his hand out his hand and a wall of codes comes forth to protect him. Those who touch it are paralyzed and fall over.)
Sinester
That'ssss quite a nifty trick there! Let'ssss ssssee if I can do something about that.
(Sinester smashes the wall and slashes Dusk's left arm.)
Sailor Dusk
Well this is just keeps getting annoying.
Luna
You're gonna have to fight!
Sailor Dusk
(Sigh). I guess so.
Luna
What's with this guy?
Sinester
You've obvioussssly don't want to do thissss, sssso why not just quit thissss sssscout businessss,
Sailor Dusk
I kind of want to kill you so I won't have to hear these hissing noises anymore. It's getting old man.
Sinester
Well that'ssss jusssst rude. Making fun of my sssspeech like that.
Sailor Dusk
Come at me bro.
Sinester
Die!
(Sinester rushes towards Sailor Dusk.)
Luna
What are you standing around for? Fight back!
Sailor Dusk
There's no need.
Sinester
You're making thissss too eassssy!
(Sinester bites Sailor Dusk and blood is drawn gushing out of him.)
Sailor Dusk
Dusk System Shock!
(Sineseter is shocked so severely he turns into dust. The hypnotized people return to normal.)
Luna
You did it Sailor Dusk!
Sailor Dusk
Of course, now are we done? That bite sunk in kind of deep?
(Sailor Dusk clenches his left shoulder.)
Luna
What is your problem?
Sailor Dusk
I'm sorry, but saving the world is not on my radar.
Luna
Well get used to it! Because they won't stop coming for you or anyone else for that matter.
Ragna
She's right.
Luna
Exactly!-
(Luna gets blown away by gushing water.)
Sailor Dusk
Dusk Data Wall!
(Nothing appears.)
Ragna
Aww, I guess Sinester forgot to mention that she can leech the energy from you undetected. And that last attack you did seems to have left you completely drained.
Sailor Dusk
(Sucks teeth.)
Ragna
Thanks for playing along.
Sailor Moon and Sonic
Here comes some new challengers!
(Sailor Moon and Sonic start posing.)
We are the awesome guardians who stand for courage, kindness, and justice!
Sailor Moon
I am Sailor Moon!
Sailor Sonic
I am Sailor Sonic!
Sailor Moon
And in the name of the moon…
Sailor Sonic
May the wind guide your lost soul.
Ragna
Well, I thought you guys would be a no show.
Sailor Moon
Look, I know you don't want to get you ass kicked again so why don't we call this one a wash.
Sailor Sonic
Or we'll have to make you pay for what you did to our friend there.
Ragna
Don't think this is the last you'll see of me.
(Ragna vanishes.)
Sailor Sonic
Should we go after him?
Sailor Moon
No, we have to help Dusk and Luna.
SCENE FIVE
INTR: Syrus' room.
(Stark begins to wake up.)
Syrus
Glad to see you're awake.
Tsuyoshi
You've been out for a minute.
Luna
Well he's been out of commission, so go easy on him.
Stark
Is someone going to fix my shoulder?
Tsuyoshi
What do you mean?
Syrus
Yea, your arm is fine bro.
Stark
What are you talking about? It's right…. It's gone.
Tsuyoshi
Well, looks like you'll be needing these
(Tsuyoshi hands the pamphlets on "Transformation for Dummies" and "Saving the World for Idiots" to Stark.)
Stark
Are you serious?
Syrus
They're super helpful.
Luna
You have a lot of catching up to do.
Stark
I can't get out of this can I?
Tsuyoshi
No, not really.
Syrus
(Giggles).
Luna
Welcome to the scouts!
Stark
(Sigh).
BLACKOUT
