DISCLAIMER- I do not, have not and proably will not own Yu Yu Hakoshu. Thank you and good night Ohio.

TITLE- The unmarked box

SUMMARY- Kurama is auditioning for a part in an adult flim. It's a skit and it is short.

RATING- PG ( could be a G but since it is dealing will an adult theme I up the rating)

DIRECTOR- Alrighty now, come on in * looks down on the paper * Ku ra ma.

Kurama enters the room and quitely sits down in the soft chair in front of the massive mahogany desk.

DIRECTOR- *The man was still looking over the form* Kurama, right.

Kurama nods politely and smiles.

DIRECTOR- Ok, let get to the bussiness at hand. * He puts down the paper and looks up at his newly found talent.* Have you every worked in flims?

KURAMA- No

DIRECTOR- My,my sweet you have a very nice voice. I just know the men will love it. * The director coos as he looks over Kurama almost burning a hole through his clothes with his eye.*

KURAMA- Only the men, what about the women? * as he tosses his head to the side with a coy smile.

DIRECTOR- I see. Well now, I can make arangements. * folds his hands and nods* Now let me see what you got. *he points to the door adjacent to the main entrance.*

KURAMA- Yes

He gets up and enter a small room with robe and bath shoes neatly folded on a bench. On the wall is a sign that reads 'Please remove all clothing and put on the robe and shoes provided'

KURAMA- *looks in the mirror* It's a bit short. * turns and looks again and exits back into the office.

DIRECTOR- My word you are absoluely stunning, * Twirls his finger in the air *

KURAMA- Thank you * slowly spin around *

DIRECTOR- Now, enough with the preliminaries let get to the main event. *HUGE grin* if you don't mind could you pleasedrop your robe.

KURAMA- No, I don't mind *starts to untie the knot, head hang down and hair fall in his face* Sorry I am having a bit of troulble with the knot.

DIRECTOR- Here, *get up from behind the desk and starts walking towards Kurama rubbing his hand in anticapation* I'll help you.

KURAMA- Got it. * robe drops*

DIRECTOR- * SWEATDROP, jaw drops, man drops*

KURAMA- Opps, *steps over fallen man and walks to the desk* I knew I forgot something. * pick up the paper on the desk and checks MALE.