Legolas' Doggy Problem

A/N: Okay, I'm tired of hearing one of my friends complain about her doggy problems and so I thought... "Hey, what if our beloved Leggy has a dog?" And my sick mind began to run wild. So here's the result of listening for hours about how to toilet train a puppy...Enjoy =P

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Legolas skipped happily around, humming his favorite tune and practically enjoying himself. The sun was smiling warmly down upon the forest floor, (okay, okay, so it's very dark in the real Mirkwood but not in mine hehehehe...) the birds are singing and the furry forest animals are just partying around as summer had just arrived. Legolas sang his favorite song out loud, not caring if anyone was close enough to hear his lovely voice. "Oh, my love...my darling...I hunger for your touch..." Some of the animals in the forest, which heard him, fainted and drop dead on the grassy ground. Sigh...it was another one of those wonderful days with those fluffy clouds in the sky and all (or so Legolas thought). Suddenly Legolas spotted something with his super sensitive eyes. Something was wriggling in a bundle of cloth. He was oh so curious. Legolas skipped towards the bundle and squatted gracefully down. His super sensitive nose picked up an unpleasant scent and he pinched his nose gingerly. "What's that awful smell?" he asked...as if somebody would came dancing around and tell him why it's so smelly.

Legolas poked the bundle with one of his slender fingers and jumped back with elegance, expecting the bunch to explode on his handsome face at any moment. Legolas shielded his face with his fair hands. He then heard a tiny yelp and frowned. The thing inside the cloth didn't explode. It just wriggled some more. "What is it?" he asked, again expecting someone or something to answer him. Legolas decided to poke with his other fingers but the thing still wriggled and now a cute, little, wet, black nosey could be seen peeping out of the bundle. "Awww..." Legolas said, "It's a cute little puppy." And he jumped up, doing a little crazy dance for he was oh so smart to figure out what was inside the bundle. "Whee...a little puppy in Mirkwood forest," Legolas cried with glee. The puppy peeped out ever so gently and cowered in fear. "What is this big bad ugly giant elf doing?" it asked in fear. "Help mummy he's going to cuddle me!!!" the puppy whimpered as Legolas picked it up lovingly.

"Yay, I'm going to have you as a pet, you little doggy!!!" Legolas hugged the poor animal so tightly it's suffocating. Then he placed a little kiss on the animal's muzzle and skipped off with the puppy in his arms. Legolas was so very happy. He had always wanted a puppy but his daddy, the horrible King Thranduil, would never let him have one. Now that Legolas is more than three thousand years old, he figured that maybe his daddy would change his mind and let him have a pet. And so Legolas pranced joyfully towards the majestic castle, giggling like an elfling all the while.

Legolas looked around in confusion as all the elf maidens in the castle pinched their noses as he walked pass. An unpleasant smell wafted in the air as he passed by but Legolas was too happy to care. He bounced towards his daddy's study and knocked lightly on the hard, wooden, Maplewood door. "Can I come in?" he asked timidly. There were scuttling noises in the room and then somebody cleared his throat and said, "You may enter now." The puppy yawned.

Legolas peeped inside the room and saw his father sitting majestically upon the great big easy chair with an impossibly thick and dusty book in front of him. The king wrinkled his nose. "What's that terrible smell?" he asked, looking suspiciously at his son. "Have you been to the pigsty again?" Legolas grinned and shook his beautiful golden head. "No, daddy. Guess what I found?" Thranduil sighed, "What?" Legolas jumped around the study room, holding the terrified puppy in the air and shouting, "I found a PUPPY!!!" Thranduil looked at the dirty little creature with disgust. "Okay, great job. Now can you please put it away?" Legolas pouted. He was expecting his daddy to dance with joy with him at the sight of such a loveable creature. "Can I keep it, huh, Daddy, can I? Can I?" Legolas begged, his blue pleading eyes poking at his daddy's heart for sympathy. "Pweeesseee...??!!!!??"

Thranduil tried to tear his gaze away from his son's beseeching eyes and found that he failed to do so. His hands flipped absently through a few pages of the book in front of him and he sighed. Legolas had asked him countless times before if he could keep a pet and he is growing tired of his desperate pleas. He nodded reluctantly and said, warningly, "You'll have to take up all the responsibilities of caring for your pet!" Legolas' eyes brightened considerably and he hugged his daddy oh so tightly. The puppy in his arms yelped in fear. "I will. I will. Thank you daddy!!!" Legolas cried, joyfully. The doggy whined "Oh help me dear Valar..."

Legolas skipped out of the study and giggled like a mad hyena. It was unbelievable. His father is actually letting him keep the dog! Aww...

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A/N: Okies, first chapter done. What do you guys think? Click the little review button below and tell me please...Oh and suggest a name for the doggy. I can't think of any cute names at the moment.