Take note as much as I would like to I don't own flappy…yet.
Flappers Flappington was having an absolutely normal day, he finished his Saturday stream, went to bed, and masturbated to a picture of a good connection. One day Flappy laid his strange baby-like head on his pillow and fell into a deep slumber after crying about how Bassfrog has a much better stream. He dreamed of his old friend Gary, who died instantly after listening to the hottest song of the season: The lavender town theme. Flappy woke up and took his pills, his ex-boyfriend had left 27 messages, all for some strange reason containing the word donger in them. With rainbow Stalin playing in the background Flappy grabbed his keyboard and prepared himself for today's stream. He felt tired, bored, and discontent with his current life. He needed a change…He needed love. He grabbed his shoes and ran to chad's house just in time to catch him from falling off of a ladder. Chad opened the door with his shirt literally dripping in wank-stains. "Chad… Its time." Said a very depressed Flappy. " Huh" said Chad responding in the dashing way he is accustomed to. " Get to the Flapmobile chad we got some work to do."
Flappy and Chad went to the nearest whore house to indulge themselves in a false sense of love that they got from paying women. A one legged whore by the name of nrs popped up behind them. "how ya doin?" "You know what im here for you whore!" Flappy then proceeded to bitch smack nrs into oblivion until she decided to give him what he wanted to know. Flappy wanted to find his ex- boyfriend Sean. Its not that he still loved him, only that he wanted some advice on how to ask out the hottest sempai in school : Tempr. Once he received Sean's address Flappy rushed off, leaving behind chad to drown in his own bodily fluids. He arrived to Sean's house with a Gunther doll ready as a weapon. " HI FLAPPY Kappa (fuck that doesn't work here)." "I need some advice... I want to love Tempr but I can't decide between him and the badass, super-muscular, kind, brave, self-reliant, mother-banging, sex god that is Nameless ghoul. Flappy instantly jizzes his pants at the thought of someone s great as Namessghoul.
Flappy came across grizzlykun trying anal with crook for the first time. He slightly thought of temp until he remembered he needed to go. When Flappy got to tempr's place he noticed there was a particularly large crowd there. He realized what he had to do to clear them away. Flappy set up CS:GO and immediately everyone in the party left to go to bassfrog. Flappy walked in on Temp trying to do a watsky rap. Tempr looked up slowly into Flappy's gleaming eyes. As Tempr was about to speak they both heard an annoying " UR PUSHIN ME OVER THA FUKIN LINE." Flappy and Temp both turend around to see a drunk Kewatt. Kewatt was Tempr's side bitch for a few years now. Flappy was jealous because he knew he was perfect sidebitch material.
