A.N. I will never own Harry Potter, though if I did, Fred would not have died, along with a long list of them...Enjoy! Review if you want.


Honestly,
Mum, can't you tell us apart yet?
Do not fret.
For we know we're called Gred and Forge
And we prank with all modesty
But don't blame me! It was George!

Flew a magic car we did
Of course it was bad, everything we do is bad!
Why can't we get to go though the wrong fireplace? We know mum would forbid
This bloody bludger had
For the lack of better words, been tampered with
And now for a pith
A stroke of genius might we add
Make way for the heir of Slytherin, I dare say he's glad!
Percy's got a girlfriend? Don't tease him? Too bad.

Simply splendid to see you, old boy, plus
Malfoy is a wuss
you should have seen him on the train
We've got two unbeatable Beaters. Stop it Oliver, you're embarrassing us,pretending to blush
Now we are in quite the rush
To our greatness, we will give you, to our great pain
The Marauders Map
Just say I solemnly swear I am up to no good, and give it a tap!
Scabbrers bit Goyle, Let the scar, be his greatest wish

KA-BOOM, No it's not noise! It's some lovely pranks in the works
We are having a hell of a time having mum irked
Oh mum, what if this happened and we died? Also, you're banging our heads over nothing
On top of all this betting and testing, there's the Triwizard Tournament, YOU'RE JOKING!
Age potion why didn't you work? Now we need to bet instead of being the action ourselves
A surprise party with food nicked ourselves from the happy house elves
Is Rita Skeeter's hair still smoking?
WELL DONE DRAGON!
Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?
Get to step on both Goyle AND Malfoy, uh-oh time to avoid the patrol wagon!
You're mental! No, he isn't he said! For the joke shop! He is!Anything he wants for free Indeed! Thanks to the boy who gave us our shop! Even if it's a cup of tea!

Whipping our wands out for everything in spare time anyways
We would love to hear mum yelling at someone else already
Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!'
'What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors? Blimey!
I'll write to you mother. She wouldn't! She couldn't!
Can we pound that little git Malfoy into pulp yet?
We never cause total chaos, but now that is what we are going to do,make it rain, let it
Come to Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes special discount for students who give that bat the boot
'Give her hell from us, Peeves.' Who swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute

Living above our shop,patenting day-dreaming charms,threatening shop-lifters,and brothers alike
Hear that Filch want's our products banned, excellent, more mischief to strike
Passing over Fred's left buttock-WHAT-peeling sprouts is very character-building stuff
Along with the most ugliest gnome as a stunned, gold, stuffed in tutu, and fluff
Wonder why Perce had parsnips, anyway not one of Ron's better b-day's
When we pictured it, he wasn't dazed
Dumbledor died, The best Hogwarts ever knew, may he be non-pranked up there.

Plan B, why not? Something might go wrong, and be stuck as a scrawny little Harry
I still say I still better looking, Terry
And now my ear's a bust, I'm a saint Fred, I'm holey! Ear, Ear
Full body bind curse on mum, oh look a veela, HOLD ON YOUR HOLEYNESS, hello revere ;)
Potterwatch password mad-eye, Make it up as we go along, MY FAVORITE KIND OF PLAN!
Perce actually jokes? No wa- FRED NO..YOU ARE NOT DYING ON ME TODAY, DAMN!
I am George Weasley, the twin who survived.