Oh, you holy thief!

Why must you steal precious paintings?

Is it because you are trying to save the world from Satan?

Well, ponder this: Are you a servant of God, or a "fallen angel"?

Whatever the reason, it is really ironic. Don't you think?

The police are forever chasing you,

And yet you evade them.

You seal the demons through a funky way,

and replace the "demonic" picture with a

painting of a beautiful angel.

You are the reincarnation

of a servant of God, and are

destined to save the world.

Your destiny awaits, holy thief.