Once upon a time, I was playing Final Fantasy IX. I was doing sidequests before heading off to Terra and I mentioned the existance of "Yans" to my sister. She told me to go see what they looked like. I grudgingly saved and obliged.
Yans are the CUTEST things on the PLANET. Seriously. Cute as hell. So the moment I got myself horribly mutilated by them, I took it upon myself to write a story about them. And the group. Fighting them. For justice or something.
I mean, I like Tonberries, but I want Yans to appear again in other Final Fantasies! Yaaans, come back to me!!
Anyway, this is the first half. The second half will be less funny and more kick butt action. Hope you enjoy it.
READ ON!
Final Fantasy IX:
Adventures of Vile Island
Four Warriors of Light waited patiently for the Invincible to land on the island. Freya Crescent walked out of the ship, casting a wary glance at Zidane Tribal, who was practically shoving Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, under the alias "Dagger", out the airship. Following close behind was the bellowing royal retainer, Adelbert Steiner. He shook his finger disapprovingly at the genome, "Zidane! I demand you tell us why you have landed the airship out in the middle of nowhere! Of course, Choco already found some treasure on this island, but what else could be out here?"
"Calm down, Rusty," Zidane said with a smug smile, "We're here to train."
The captain blinked, "To train?"
"Hey Dagger, did you here that? There's an echo in here," Zidane winked at the princess, and she gave him a look, "Really, this island is the best place to train our skills. This place is called 'Vile Island'."
Steiner was, as usual, skeptical, "Vile Island? I've never heard of it… Just what are you talking about?"
"Pray tell, Zidane," Freya murmured, placing her hand on her helmet and pushing it up slightly so he could better see her piercing gaze, "Why is this place called Vile Island?"
Zidane found himself surrounded by people who didn't hang on his every word. Maybe he should have kept Quina and Vivi around… at least THEY followed him blindly wherever he went… "Well, you know… 'they' call it that…"
"They…?" The two knights blinked at each other, "Which 'they'?"
"You know, the Dwarves of Conde Piete…" Zidane pulled out a bundle of white papers and began reading them off, "Apparently there were very few Dwarves that during their pilgrimage to the Iifa Tree, ended up here on this island. Some actually survived to tell the tale. They call the monsters that live here 'Yans'." The Genome's tail swished when he was certain he had won, "You see?"
Steiner reached out to grab the papers, but Zidane pulled them back like a child who didn't want to give up his most precious toy. The knight struggled with the genome for only a moment, with the women waiting patiently for the men to stop making a scene. The captain let out a triumphant roar when he grabbed one of the papers and inspected it closely, "Wh… where did you get that anyway?" He asked, showing it back to Zidane again, "Didn't Conde Piete get destroyed by the roots of the Iifa Tree?"
Zidane was caught. His tail twitched in agitation, and turned to Freya, who placed her hand on her hip. He turned to Garnet, who mumbled something about "Did he get them beforehand…?" He then turned back to the disapproving frown of Steiner, and puffed himself up, "The… The Black Mages had them! Yeah, that's it!" The genome shouted, grabbing the paper back and stomping off into the woods, leaving a very confused knight in his wake. The women went to catch up with Zidane, and he snapped his fingers, "Oh yeah! I just remembered!" He turned and pointed at Freya, "I had promised Quina that I'd let him/her try some Yan. Would you be a doll and switch with him/her?"
Now it was Freya's turn to be flustered. She gave a huff that sounded like a sneeze, "Fine then. You take that Qu along. I'll wait back at the Invincible." She turned and leapt off, intent on returning quickly so her rage didn't build any more than it already did.
Zidane waited until Quina Quen and Steiner caught up to he and Garnet, "Hey, Rusty, I think Vivi would be a better choi…"
"Oh no you don't!" The knight shouted, making Zidane stick a finger in his ear from the pain, "If you even think of taking along the princess, I shall remain here to make sure you don't get her hurt!"
"Steiner… please…" Garnet murmured, even though she was glad to have him by her side. She clasped her hands together in thought, "I'm sure we'll be fine."
"This forest all brown…" Quina muttered in passing as the men continued to glare daggers at each other, "No good food here. We go back now."
"Relax, Quina, the good stuff's inside, I'm su… Holy crap what the hell?" Zidane leapt nearly a foot, his tail's fur stuck on end as a creature emerged from the bushes. It was that very creature that had rubbed its horn against the thief, "Oh man, everyone, battle stations, it's…"
"…It's a Yan…!" Garnet breathed in awe. She rushed over and dropped into the dirt to get a better look, "Ohhh, how adorable… these are the monsters you're talking about, Zidane? They don't look so mean. They're adorable."
The Yan let Garnet rub under its chin. It looked like a cross between a ewe and kid. The thing was so tiny, the princess was able to pick it up and hold it in her lap. The Yan's horns were barely poking out of its head. It gave a squeak as if to ask for more ministrations, and Garnet obliged happily, "Don't worry, darling… no one is going to hurt you…"
"Stay away, Dagger! Those things are dangerous!" Zidane said, watching another emerge from the foliage when referring to them as "those things", "Get away, they're going to…"
"Zidane!" Steiner gasped when the thief rushed forward, weapon swinging. The Yan not being held by Garnet let out a tiny noise (that made the princess coo at it), and suddenly the genome was blown back by a gigantic sneeze. Quina and Steiner watched as the thief tumbled in the grasses, far off in the distance.
"Awww, is that your guys' defense mechanism…?" Garnet asked. She squeezed the one in her lap in a hug and placed it back on the floor, "That's absolutely adorable. Zidane's all wrong about you guys, I'm sure."
"To think, he would attack such defenseless creatures," Steiner said with an air of anger. Garnet smiled; he would never admit it, but she assumed he liked cute creatures as well, "Quina, I forbid you to eat them."
"You no fun…" The Qu grumbled, waddling up to peer at them, "Their eyes so big. Must be nutritious…"
Garnet blinked when the Yan she had been holding squawked at her with a hop and smile. The princess stood and smiled at the other two, "I think they want us to follow it," She spoke the obvious.
"Don't… don't do it!" Zidane said, dragging himself towards the group, leaning on the Ultima Weapon for support, "D… don't you see? They're vicious!"
Garnet looked the genome up and down. He was covered in scratches, and he had a limp. The princess placed her hands on her hips, "You say that now, Zidane, but it was you who attacked first. The Yan was only protecting itself. You should realize that."
"D… Dagger!" The genome gave a gasp when the three went to follow the Yan, "You've got to believe me. They're hiding something, I swear!" The thief kicked the dirt as the group disappeared into the woods, Steiner following behind Garnet and Quina muttering about tasties. He gave a groan and grabbed at his hair, "I can't believe this…" He said, "Come on, you guys! Wait up! My foot still hurts, you know!"
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"About time you caught up," Steiner said, the man was (for once) the one who was smug. Zidane hissed as he rubbed his leg.
"Very funny…" Zidane muttered, "Hey, Quina, you believe me, right? These guys are really evil."
"I just so hungry…" Quina groaned, "Where is good food…?" Zidane placed his hand on his head as the group continued after the Yans. They hopped up and down, leading the four through the forest, and eventually Garnet, who was leading the humanoids, pushed back some foliage and gave an excited gasp. She turned to the others and beckoned for them to hurry.
"Everyone!" She said, "Look!" She pointed down the way, and waited for the others to catch up. They stared at what she was motioning towards, and Quina stared in mute rapture.
"It's a village," Steiner said plainly. In the middle of said village was:
"F… F… FOOD!" Zidane (thankfully) got out of the way before he was trampled underfoot by the Qu, who rushed down to eat the feast that the Yans had apparently prepared for their guests. Garnet and Steiner nodded at each other, and they followed him/her down as well, "I eat everything! It all look so delicious! It not illusion like all other ones, right?"
"Is this what you led us here for?" Garnet asked those who she had just met. The two Yans hopped up and down, squeaking and babbling in their strange tongue. She took that as a "yes", "Oh, Zidane, could you think of anything more wonderful than such nice creatures?" She smiled as the village's Yans leapt from their tiny homes, greeting the guests with happy rapture. They surrounded the three and nudged them towards the food. Garnet giggled and obliged them, settling down. She gave a small cry when Quina plopped near her, causing a shockwave. Steiner stood behind the princess at attention, and Zidane mumbled profanities under his breath.
"Don't you see, you guys?" Zidane asked, "Come on! Look at all the food! It's like… CAKE, and… and PIE. I mean, what kind of feast is that? Do they want to make you fat or something?"
"Zidane, could you for once accept that maybe you aren't right all the time?" The knight asked. The thief winced, and Garnet turned to Zidane, a pleading look in her eye. He finally gave a sigh, and sat down next to her.
"So… Dagger…" He said, a smile on his face, "Can we share some of that pie…?"
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"So that's that," Amarant Coral said. Freya nodded.
"The four are training. They said they'd be back by nightfall. No sense in sleeping in the middle of the forest and all that."
"No fair!" Eiko Carol hissed, stamping her foot, "We need training too! How come everyone else gets to train and we have to sit here like lumps? I say we follow them!"
"I'm not sure that's a really good idea…" Vivi Orunitia murmured, twiddling his thumbs, "I mean, if we all leave, who'll take care of the Invincible?"
"Who's around here?" Eiko shouted, "There's no one! Who'll HURT the Invincible? I mean, if we hang out in here, and we're attacked, it's going to get hurt anyway!"
Freya sighed, "Everyone, please…" She said, "I think it would be best if…"
"If we saw just how hard these 'Yans' really are…" Amarant said, uncrossing his arms and approaching the other three, "Unless you're all afraid?"
Freya glared at the monk, and Eiko leapt up in the air and flailed, "Yeah right! I'm not afraid of any Yans! I bet I could kill all of them in my sleep!" And then she dropped to the floor again. Vivi knelt down and twiddled his thumbs, effectively curling up in a ball.
"I don't know… Zidane said they were hard… do you really think we could win…?" The Black Mage murmured lightly. Since Zidane wasn't around, all courage and self esteem seemed to fly irrevocably out the window. Eiko, however, was around to bring it back up (so much for "Irrevocably").
"You're such a baby," She said, "If you really need me to take care of you, I'll make sure nothing happens. Alright?" Vivi looked up at her, and she smiled, "Alright?"
The Black Mage nodded, "Uh… uh huh…"
"Then it's settled," Amarant said, pointing at the three of them, "We're off."
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Steiner felt awfully strange. The Yans would not cease nudging him as he stood at attention. It wasn't terribly annoying, but he did feel inquisitive about the whole thing, "If there is a reason for your pushing, Little Ones, perhaps you would tell me?" He asked them. The Yans smiled at him and hopped up and down.
Garnet seemed to be a master at understanding what they wanted, "Steiner, I think they want you to join the festivities as well," She said, "All of us are eating. I think they're worried about you."
"But… Princess…!" Steiner saluted Her Majesty, "A knight must be ever vigilant in case of attack!"
"By what?" Zidane said, smirking lightly, "I thought you were the ones who said these guys weren't evil."
"You fool!" Steiner shook his fist at the Genome, "If these Yans are kind, then there must be other monsters out in this island that are horrific! We must be ready in case this village is attacked! These creatures are practically defenseless!"
"Whatever you say, Rusty," Zidane replied with a shrug. He turned back to the feast and his tail snaked up around Garnet's waist. The Genome heard a series of clanks, and a rock slapped him in the back of the head. He whirled around and glared at the knight, who pointed at his eyes and then at Zidane. The thief glared back, which was halfway between a pout. "Rusty" then placed his hands behind his back and continued to be watchful, completely ignoring the nudges and pushes from the Yans around him.
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Zidane had left the feasting a while back, mostly because he still felt something was wrong. He wandered about the village, chomping lazily on one last piece of pie. As he searched the place, avoiding the stares of other Yans, he lightly pushed on other Yans that shoved him happily back towards the food, "Look, you guys," The Genome said, "You're scaring me. Leave me alone, alright?"
It was then that they suddenly turned around and left as if they were actually listening to the Genome (hah, like THAT would ever happen), and Zidane turned to see the real reason they had left. There was one other Yan, who seemed a little different from the others. He had different coloring, and his horns were different. It was as if it were a completely new species of Yan, "Hello!" It suddenly spoke, "Have you met my friends?"
Zidane took a step back, surprised that it could speak his language. Then he remembered. He snapped his fingers and knelt down to speak with it, "Hey, you're one of the friendly monsters we've met, huh?"
"Have you met my friends?" The Yan asked again. Zidane smiled.
"Oh yeah, I've seen them all," he counted them off as the Yan smiled at him, "You know, the Mu, the Jabberwocky, the Garuda, the Feather Circle, I've spoken to them all. Are you the last one?"
The Yan he was speaking to seemed to look down at the floor, "So you've met them all. You're a nice person…"
"Just call me Zidane," The Genome said, "What do you want?"
"Well…" The Yan looked up at him, "If you give me a Diamond, I'll tell you a secret. I'll tell you the secret of this island."
"Hey, you will?" Zidane asked, "Thanks, Little Guy," He fished around for the Diamond and handed it off to the creature, and he thanked the thief profusely.
"You must leave!" The Friendly Yan suddenly spoke once the item was in his possession, "The others of my kind are not friendly! They plan to do something devious to your friends!"
"You're preaching to the choir," Zidane replied, "It's just that the others don't believe me. What are your people going to do to everyone?"
The Friendly Yan blinked his giant, adorable eyes at Zidane, "You can't tell?" He asked the Genome, "The village takes outside creatures and does what it can to fatten them up. Then they sacrifice and disembowel them, eating them alive."
Zidane stared at the Friendly Yan, then turned to the other Yans, and back to the Friendly Yan, "Are you… SURE they're capable of something that devious? Besides, how do you disembowel people? You guys don't have opposable thumbs!"
The Friendly Yan glared back at the Genome, "If you don't believe me, then that's fine! I thought you were nice, too…"
"Look," Zidane said, shaking his head and standing up, "We'd better talk to my friends. I'm sure they'd believe you if you told them instead of me." The Genome gave a shout when he felt the other Yans pushing on him again, and he shooed them away, "Hey, you guys! That's my leg YOU guys hurt! Stop it! Get away!" He stopped short when he saw the Yans glare at him, their adorable eyebrows were knit, and their sweet smiles showed off their canines. They looked suddenly a lot more menacing than before, "Heh… heh…" He laughed, "You guys thought I was actually going to tell my friends to leave and leave you without anything to sacrifice and eat…? You guys have got it all wrong!"
The Genome gave a shout when a comet appeared, heading straight for him. The Friendly Yan hopped away and Zidane scrambled to avoid the strike, "Alright, Plan B!" The thief picked up the Friendly Yan and held out his hand, "FLEE!" A bright flash appeared and the Yans grasped their adorably huge eyes, blinded. The thief took said moment to run like hell, "Steiner! Dagger! Quina! Where the hell are you guys when I need you?"
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Steiner looked up at the other side of the village, and squinted lightly. He then gasped, his eyes wide, and knelt down to nudge Garnet, "P…Princess!" He said, kneeling before her, "I could have sworn I saw a Comet spell being cast!"
Garnet, who had taken a moment away from feasting to take a light nap in the soft grass, rubbed her eyes and sat up, "Are you sure, Steiner?"
"Quite positive." He stood up and continued to speak, "Should we alert Zidane and Quina?"
"We'll have to speak to Zidane, at least. Quina's gorged him/herself so much I doubt s/he can walk…" Garnet stood and grasped her racket, "Let's go!"
"Stay behind me, Princess," Steiner said with a salute, "I shall cover you!" And with that, the two rushed towards the scene, passing by Quina, who was lying on his/her back, muttering something like "Can't eat anymore…" Garnet shook her head with a smile at the Qu, and she suddenly slammed into the knight in front of her. Steiner had stopped short and she rubbed her nose.
"Ohhh, Steiner, what's wrong?" She asked, trying to hide the tiny trickle of blood that was running down her nose.
"Princess! Please forgive me!" Steiner said, saluting Garnet, "It's just that I saw Zidane running…" Steiner closed his eyes in frustration when Zidane also ran into him. The thief had been running so fast that he didn't have time to stop. Steiner sighed, "He was running this way… I wanted to avoid hitting him."
Garnet strained to look behind the giant man, and Zidane was rubbing his head, a Yan in his hands, "You guys!" He suddenly said, leaping up and wiping away the trickle of blood that was running down his nose, "You have to believe me, this Yan's a friendly monster and he told me that these other Yans want to eat you and we gotta escape now or we'll all be disemboweled and sacrificed!" Steiner and Garnet looked at each other, and the thief held out the differently colored Yan, "Listen! Listen!"
"It's true," The Friendly Yan said, struggling with his tiny legs to get released from Zidane's grasp, "You're all going to be sacrificed and eaten after getting fattened up. If you don't escape now, I don't know what they'll do to you…!"
"By the Light of the Crystal!" Steiner swore (badly, mind you), "We leave this place as soon as possible! If these Yans are truly looking for fattened specimens…" The three gasped in realization, and they all said in unison that: "Q… Quina will be eaten!"
The three scrambled over each other to check on their Blue Mage. They arrived at the feasting area, and Garnet cried out, placing her hands over her mouth. The entire feasting area was empty, "Quina! Where'd s/he go?"
"S/he must have been caught by the Yans," Zidane said, shifting his weight so he could hold the Friendly Yan better, "For now, we'll have to rely on Dagger to keep us in top condition in case there's a battle." The thief suddenly gave a snerk, and the two looked at him, "heheheh, 'in case'… Man, I crack myself up." Steiner rolled his eyes.
"For now, we must…" Garnet was interrupted when the three heard menacing growls. Zidane placed the small Friendly Yan on the floor and the three stared at the Yans that had them surrounded, "Ahhh… Zidane…?" She looked at the Genome, "Please… PLEASE tell me you have a plan to fight these things…"
"I… DID…" Zidane muttered with a half smile, rubbing the back of his head, "But it kind of involved Quina and his/her 'Night' spell…" The princess's eyebrows upturned, and she looked at all the nasty Yans that surrounded them. The moment she turned away, Steiner reached out and grabbed Zidane's collar, dragging the Genome closer to him.
"Hey Steiner!" Zidane said, "I know it's my fault! You don't have to rub it…"
"Take care of the Princess, Zidane," The Genome blinked at Steiner, who released his rival and drew his sword, "I will do what I can to create a distraction."
Zidane blinked. He stared at Steiner, and suddenly smiled, "Oh! I get it! Good joke!" He said. He then frowned and said rather quickly, "I was lying, I don't get it. Tell me again why getting yourself mutilated horribly by these monsters will make everything better?"
"Zidane, the last thing I need to hear from you is your incessant whining!" The captain hissed, biting back his curses only because of Garnet's presence, "You're good at running, and I'm good at fighting. You'd better take good care of the Princess or I swear to the gods above and below that…"
"I got it, I got it…" The Genome said, "Just make sure to keep yourself alive, alright?" Steiner nodded, but said no words, and Zidane huffed. He turned to Garnet and stood by her side, "Hey, Dagger, Steiner and I have a plan. You have to trust me that when I say 'run', you run, alright?"
Garnet looked at Zidane, a question in her eyes, "What are you talking about, Zidane?"
"On the count of three, Steiner!" Zidane wrapped his hand around the princess' wrist, and she turned to her retainer, trying in vain to ask him what was wrong, "One… Two…"
On three, Steiner lifted his sword and drew out its Seiken abilities, "Climhazzard!" The Yans hissed and screamed from the damage, and Zidane started off with the princess, "Run!"
"But…! Steiner!" Zidane and Garnet easily leapt over the tiny Yans that were incapacitated for a moment from the strike, but they weren't defeated yet. All huge adorable eyes were on the assaulter, and Garnet screamed when she realized what was happening. She dug her heels into the floor to stop the thief, "Zidane! Zidane, they're countering!"
The Genome hissed and tugged on the princess' wrist, "I understand! Right now we have to… Holy…" Zidane stopped for only a second when he saw the Yans' reply to the Climhazzard, and realized that stopping now was the worst plan on the planet. Garnet insisted that they return to help save him. The thief had other plans. Wrapping one arm around Garnet's waist, and another around her mouth, he decided not to let "Rusty's" death be in vain. He continued to run, with the Summoner tucked tenderly under his arm. She kicked and ripped at Zidane's arm, screaming about the loss of her retainer, and Zidane suddenly stopped.
"W… What…?" The thief said, "He…heheheh…" Garnet gave a squeak when he placed her on the floor and practically hugged the monk that appeared from the foliage, "Boy, am I glad to see you guys!"
The four glared bloody murder at the one who had left them behind.
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"So that's what's been happening," Amarant said after Zidane explained everything.
"Yeah," Zidane replied, "After we escaped from the Yans, they pretty much countered, leapt on top of, suffocated and ate Rusty." He winced when he remembered Garnet was next to him, and he turned to see her biting on her knuckle so hard a trickle of blood ran down her finger, all to keep from showing any tears. Zidane concluded that being a princess sucked, "Also, apparently Quina's going to be sacrificed and eaten, probably in a more gruesome way than Steiner back there."
"And you want us to do… what…?" Freya asked as Vivi shrunk into the shadows and hid his face in the brim of his painty-he… I mean pointy-hat.
"We have to split up, gang!" Zidane said enthusiastically. Everyone stared at him, "No no no, hear me out. See, the longer we leave Steiner out there, the less of him there will be to revive. However, if we all go to get him, Quina will undoubtedly be eaten and will blame a late rescue on us and probably eat a few of us as compensation (you know, after s/he is revived). Therefore, the most logical explanation will be to split into two groups and save both of our respective lost characters at once."
The others seemed skeptical. Freya expressed so, "I'm not exactly sure this is a good idea, Zidane. After all, if you four couldn't defeat these Yans…"
"We have to be prepared, no more 'it's so cute!' crap, alright?" The Genome said, "Amarant, could you take Vivi and Dagger to find Quina?"
The monk snorted, "And how do you suggest I go about finding our morbid obese glutton?"
"I know!" The group looked down, and Zidane smiled sheepishly.
"Heh, this is our… friend. He's a Yan, but he's a Friendly Yan," The Genome explained.
"Zidane gave me a Diamond without thinking twice. He was so nice…" The Friendly Yan dug its cloven hoof in the dirt, "I want to help you guys! I'll tell you where they're planning on sacrificing your friend."
"Thank you," Garnet said, "But Zidane, why do you want me to go with Quina?"
"Because we know Steiner's out of commission, whereas we're not SURE about Quina. I want to bring Eiko so she can use her Full Life spell. You understand, right?"
"Zidane…" Vivi murmured, "Wh… what if I can't fight the Yans? What if I get in the way…?"
Once again, the Genome played the leader and knelt down to speak to Vivi, "It's going to be alright, Vivi. I'm sure you'll do great. Besides, since I'm not going to be with Dagger, I need you to take care of her for me. You can do that, right?"
The Black Mage looked up at Zidane, and nodded, "A… Alright! I can!" He said, "You can count on me, Zidane!" Amarant shook his head and started off.
"Come on. We'd better get this over with," He said with a growl. Vivi and the Yan followed the self proclaimed (Amarant was a pretty special guy to be able to proclaim things without even saying a word) leader, but before Garnet could follow them, Zidane reached out and took her hand. She turned and looked at the Genome, and he shrugged.
"Look, Dagger," He said, "Bringing everyone here was my fault, and I intend to make it all better."
"Zidane, I understand," Garnet replied, "But right now, time is of the essence."
"Dagger…" Zidane looked at her, his bright eyes shining as he spoke, "In all seriousness, do you trust me?"
Garnet thought that was a silly question, "Of course I trust you, Zidane."
Zidane got the feeling she didn't quite trust him, "Don't lie now, Dagger. If you don't trust me, you can say so."
The princess interrupted Zidane by taking his cheek in her hand and kissing him. The Genome's tail thrashed, the only thing that gave away his emotions, and he decided that she probably DID trust him. Zidane felt a little sad when she pulled away. It was such a chaste kiss, the thief felt they should have been making out and tumbling in the grass or something… SPECIAL. Princesses and their need to keep themselves "unblemished". Oh well, it came with the territory, he supposed, and he wouldn't trade Garnet for all the greatest kissers in the world.
Or would he…? Nah… he wouldn't… But what if…? NO.
"I guess it's just us then, huh Zidane?" Eiko asked, placing her hands on her hips from the smooching that happened just moments ago, "Let's hurry up and heal that stupid knight. How come whenever Dagger's in danger, it's always ME who has to clean up after the splotches he makes on the floor?"
"Oh, come on, Eiko," Zidane said playfully, "You know you like the splotches he makes. They're always a mite pastier than Amarant's or Freya's." Freya gave a snort that reminded him that she was there. She was still mad as hell at him, but she was much more professional, and wouldn't let it get in the way of her work. There was a knight's mutilated corpse to save, after all.
She just hoped that they didn't have to save it in the first place...
To Be Continued...
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