I don't own Call of Duty world at War Black Ops or Lee/Snake…
"HAHAHAHAHAHA HELLO BEATIFUL" "Thanks a lot Dempsey you fuck tard I WANTED THE LAST ONE!" "Shutup I earned it" "Don't worry the doctor will sort it out" "NO WAY YOU! SON OF BITCH THAT'S MY GUN" Ahh yes but he who does not share will not earn greatness." I woulda thought by now we would've reached greatness but I gave up on that after about FIVE BILLION ZOMBIES AGO!"
A suburban/Rural house in the Britain
"AHAHAHA DAN LISTENS THESE SONS OF BITCHES!" Said snake. "Well guys welcome back to another session of Kino Der Toten?….. Zombies with Dan and AH AH AH AH Damn zombies and URRRRRRRRR You get it!"Screamed snake as he picked up an RPK out of the Weapon Box. "Hey Lee you know what those boxes remind me of?" Said Dan. "Huh?" "Resident Evil" "Dan, Shut the fuck up" Said snake as he shot a zombie with his RPK and then Tea-Bagging it. "Yes 5,000 points! TO THE PACK A PUNCH!" Screamed snake in triumph. Snake and Dan ran into the teleporter and Teleported to the Pack A Punch and Snake upgraded his RPK but he begain to spin uncontrollably. "WHAT THE FUCK!" He screamed and he and Dan were sucked into their TV.
"Nikolai lets go to the Teleporter." Said Dempsey. "GO BY YOURSELF!" He yelled as he mowed down some zombies with an AK47. "I….I cant." "Why!" Im scared" "Son of a bitch! Takeo GO WITH DEMPSEY!" "AH,-" "CUT THE JAPANESE ASIAN SHIT!" Takeo replied by walking away by slating his feet with Dempsey to the teleported but a zombie ran up and slapped Dempsey on the back of the head "SON OF A-BITCH! He said as he sliced its head off with a Bowie Knife They ran and got in the teleported and ended in a little girls room. "Holy shit balls" said Dempsey… "Appears to be a childs room" said Takeo. They teleported back into a room with an Xbox 360 and then looked at a tv screen. "Whoaaaaaaaa…. Nikolai must be famous…." said Dempsey as he stared at the tv wich had Nikolai shooting zombies.
