Nick enjoyed it a lot when Ellis went down on him. He preferred to be at the receiving end of a blowjob than actually being the one going down, but every once in a while he indulged his lover.

Today was not that day.

Nick was about to start dirty talking when Ellis at up, mid fellatio. "'eyy Nick."

"What Ellis?" he asked, his dick feeling cold since the warmth of Ellis' mouth had abandoned it.

"D'ya ever wonder what oysters taste like?"

"Hang on, what?" Ellis had stopped sucking his dick for this?

"Well, the other day Ro was tellin' me 'bout oysters and that she eats 'em. I mean, Keith ate one once-"

"Ellis?"

"But I was wondering, maybe they taste like semen."

"Ellis, really?" Nick asked, slightly disgusted. That shit was enough to kill his sex drive for life.

"Well, yeah, oysters'd be like, heaps slimy an' all that, and' if you cooked 'em I'm sure you'd have to put salt on 'em. Maybe. Whatya think?"

"I think you just killed my boner."