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I rubbed my legs together idly, feeling the perfectly smooth skin connect with a soft rasp. My wings were extended, tips tickling the walls like hanging streamers.

Wow, I'm a poetic little mutant today.

This could, of course, be considered the fault of the atmosphere. It was twilight, cool and dark, the stars twinkling in the velvet black sky. Ah…actually, the view of the sky I had was somewhat blocked. This was due to the crouching figure in the window. We called this nerdy ninja 'Fang.' The adorable little geek was typing furiously at a computer resting in his lap. The glowing screen illuminated his face--which was strangely expressive at the moment--making it look washed out (other than those sparkling eyes) from its perch on his legs. Was that thing all he cared about? What about me--the flock? Oh well. Let him hug his little laptop.

It was his sperm count that was gonna be down, not mine.

This is rather obvious, as I lack sperm.

….Moving right along.

I was strewn diagonally across the bed, my head in hands and my mind floating everywhere. My thoughts hopped like those stones we threw across the sea at the beach that one time after Nudge puked up her corn dog. Ahh, good times. Good, disgusting times.

A sudden creak and sink in the bed forced my twitchy eyes upward.

Directly into two twinkling black ones. These were set into smooth olive-toned skin, spaced evenly above a shapely nose. And directly below that shapely nose? Full and beautiful red lips (yes, I called part of a guy beautiful;sue me.), which were moving towards my own at an eager pace. Had I been expecting this? No. Was it a pleasant surprise?

Heck yes.

We 'enjoyed each others' company' for what seemed like a too-short eternity until Fang's eyes were back on mine. He opened his lips to speak.

What came out of it was a complete surprise.

"Max...has anyone ever told you you're....Well, to be blunt...Max...you're kind of manly."

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"As in you lack femininity?"

WHAT?!